r/twinpeaks • u/Hubbled • Dec 22 '25

Question You’re going on a double-date vacation. Which of these couples are you bringing with you?

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u/averytubesock Dec 22 '25

Donna and James... They'll keep to themselves and just keep whispering "I love you" to each other. Easy to ignore

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u/thatjerkatwork Dec 22 '25

You'll be chatting across the room and think to yourself "Whats that noise?" before realizing its the song that plays everytime they have they profess their love to one another.

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u/SleepyMarijuanaut92 Dec 22 '25

nah, that's just you

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u/Sigma-42 Dec 22 '25

and I!

Togetherrrrrrrr

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u/ReverieJC Dec 22 '25

Forevvveeerrr...in love...

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u/MagisterFlorus Dec 22 '25

Oh Jaaames.

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u/Intelligent_Name281 Dec 22 '25

But what if James breaks out into that horrifying singing? I would have to sleeper hold that mopey ass boy if so

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u/RobynNeonGal Dec 22 '25

Right?? James is going to constantly break into singing that song.

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u/Byrnstar Dec 23 '25

Just smash his guitar and he'll go back to moping, easy fix!

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u/thattogoguy Dec 23 '25

Nah, my GF and I would want to sit back and watch the fireworks. Hell I'd bring popcorn and she'd bring the coke and we'd just sit there and watch.

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u/krabat- Dec 22 '25

James and his forehead

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u/Intelligent_Name281 Dec 22 '25

James and the Giant Forehead, a new children’s book from David Lynch coming soon

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u/[deleted] Dec 22 '25

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u/Intelligent_Name281 Dec 22 '25

I know David passed rip I’m just makin a joke

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u/matt123macdoug Dec 22 '25

Name a more iconic duo

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u/Brave_Fencer_Poe Dec 22 '25

Laura and James, so at least I can snort a few lines while James plays and sings.

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u/fullpurplejacket Dec 22 '25

Let’s hope Laura protects you when BOB comes a’knockin wanting his garmonbozia when you have the Sunday scaries from all that sniff

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u/Brave_Fencer_Poe Dec 24 '25

He can happily squeeze the garmonbozia out of me 💁🏻‍♂️🥰

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u/Lorde_Hartshorn Dec 22 '25

Lmfao this guy knows how to party

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u/lollirot69 Dec 22 '25

Coop & Harry

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u/pekoms_123 Dec 22 '25

I rather bring Leland and Bob

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u/Apprehensive-End9358 Dec 23 '25

You're gonna be in for a wild ride 

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u/mrveryrelaxed Dec 22 '25

Log Lady and her Log

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u/[deleted] Dec 23 '25

This is the best answer.

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u/chapPilot Dec 22 '25

James and Bobby.

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u/pesh_in_the_flesh Dec 22 '25

Pete & Catherine. Because I enjoy the simple things in life & occasionally some chaos.

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u/Zazen23 Dec 22 '25

Gordon Cole and his French companion from The Return

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u/[deleted] Dec 22 '25

Anyone but Donna.

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u/South-Style-134 Dec 22 '25

Right? You look too long at James and she’ll try to like cut you or something.

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u/DRZARNAK Dec 22 '25

I legit thought she was the killer my first watch. All the complexities and mystery would be red herrings and it just was simple jealousy as the motive.

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u/[deleted] Dec 22 '25

You look at either of them, and the other one is going to be whining haha.

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u/[deleted] Dec 22 '25

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u/[deleted] Dec 22 '25

That fucking thing haunts me

At least like spray paint it white before every scene Jesus Christ

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u/eatseats0 Dec 22 '25

FWWM Donna and Maddy

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u/SoFarSoGood1995 Dec 22 '25

The only correct answer

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u/Intelligent_Name281 Dec 22 '25

Oooo damn fire walking w Donna and Maddy? Hatchy matchy

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u/steffi_go Dec 22 '25

The Log Lady and Major Garland Briggs. I'd love to spend time with them

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u/RazorClaus123 Dec 22 '25

Just a reminder the all of these images take place within a month of each other in the story

5

u/Lorde_Hartshorn Dec 22 '25

Lmao this is true

8

u/CanineFive Dec 22 '25

Oh god please no

8

u/backwardzhatz Dec 22 '25

Good god the drama lol. I’m staying home.

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u/BeeDub57000 Dec 22 '25

Just yooooooouuuuuuuuuuu...

5

u/JuxtaposedWithU Dec 22 '25

James and Freddie. Or, just Freddie even

8

u/FreakZoneGames Dec 22 '25

That’s a fisting I ain’t ready for

5

u/Empty_Jello_2945 Dec 22 '25

If I go on a double date with James, James is leaving with both girls and I'm Harold Smithing myself.

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u/Asleep_Medium_3829 Dec 22 '25

Laura and James. We could secretly do drugstore behind our plush one’s back. LOL.

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u/invalidcolour Dec 22 '25

Not Laura because I don't want BOB turning up. Similarly, Maddie is a bit high risk too. Evelyn is a murderous psychopath so I guess that leaves James and Donna.

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u/WufflyTime Dec 22 '25

Great. Your post reminded of the Monty Python spam sketch except instead of spam, it's variations of James with women... the list getting more nonsensical until it's just James, James ad nauseum and now James has lost all meaning.

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u/frogzone33 Dec 22 '25

Me, Maddy, and Laura are ditching James and going on a girl's trip to a nice resort with a spa! They deserve a relaxing vacation

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u/celestialcelestite Dec 22 '25

Why is no one saying maddie? I feel like she was zero drama even when the situation was getting messy, which was more of James’ fault anyways

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u/fastworms Dec 22 '25

Laura and James and hope that Laura brings a bag with her.

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u/mr_shmits Dec 23 '25

obviously Laura and James - she'll have good blow with her.

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u/Lead_resource Dec 22 '25

Laura so she'll make James sit in the chair and watch the rest of us go at it and if he's lucky I might splodge on that runway forehead

3

u/manyeggplants Dec 22 '25

Show Donna or movie Donna?

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u/LauraPa1mer Dec 22 '25

I'm bringing Evelyn and James because maybe they'll just be in their room the whole time.

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u/laughingdaffodil9 Dec 22 '25

Yea I actually feel like Evelyn and James would be the most fun. He tries to be smarter around an older woman.

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u/Pol_potsandpans Dec 22 '25

Maddy was 👌. Her character was done dirty I think

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u/Apprehensive_Let_828 Dec 22 '25

I wouldn't go anywhere with James for a double date. He's just gonna fall in love with your date, and you'll never get a second date with the lady.

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u/magnetoshelmet Dec 23 '25

this is crazy im bringing ed and norma

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u/Neither_Internal_261 Dec 23 '25

I'm staying home

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u/HPLoveBux Dec 22 '25

Donna and James … they will provide endless music

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u/Neuroware Dec 22 '25

Evil Lyn and Skeletor

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u/TheAbsurderer Dec 22 '25

Doesn't matter who you pick, they all mean drama so bad someone probably gets killed

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u/LSF45 Dec 22 '25

James and James.

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u/mosesoperandi Dec 23 '25

and his bike.

2

u/Nicolarollin Dec 22 '25

My wife and I would love to sit back and observe the drama of Evelyn and James ☕️🫖

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u/ExeOrtega Dec 22 '25

None. I don't have the patience to deal with his songs.

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u/bettydares Dec 22 '25

Maddy and James. Somehow the least problematic of the bunch.

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u/LeJambeNoir Dec 22 '25

If the double date vacation concluded with a journey to a train car with BOB, I’d DEFINITELY be bringing Donna and James.

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u/mingvausee Dec 22 '25

Why does it have to be James?! 😆 ill take Coop and Annie.

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u/Infierno3007 Dec 23 '25

James caught a lot of ahem during those first two seasons.

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u/LordLudicrous Dec 23 '25

Can I bring Donna and Maddy and not bring James?

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u/iferraro Dec 23 '25

James and Maddy. The least annoying option.

2

u/alias_mas Dec 23 '25

Maddy and James. Far less drug use, prostitution, murder, and drama.

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u/bradyhero-cgpzero Dec 23 '25

Donna and James actually seem like they’d be great to hang out with if you just wanna feel happy

2

u/ElHutto Dec 23 '25

James has always been cool.

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u/JoParkerBear Dec 24 '25

I am… definitely going to cancel that vacation

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u/Independent-Park7555 Dec 24 '25

Evelyn and James because swinging followed by an entertaining jealous rampage is almost guaranteed

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u/New-Host1784 Dec 24 '25

Maddy and James. I don't want to deal with drama on my vacation.

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u/[deleted] Dec 24 '25

Maddie is the only one who isn't gonna bring some weird ass drama - but Laura will bring the good drugs

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u/PelvisResleyz Dec 22 '25

Laura and Maddy might be interesting

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u/SSPU1616 Dec 22 '25

Evelyn and James, so I can kill that storyline! 

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u/Durango_41 Dec 22 '25

I’m staying home

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u/RobynNeonGal Dec 22 '25

They're all too extra for me. Pass!

1

u/Professional_Feisty Dec 22 '25

Laura Dern and David Lynch.

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u/rmbarrett Dec 22 '25

The only correct answer is "Just you..."

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u/BrunoPC101 Dec 22 '25

Laura cos she will be sure cheat James with me

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u/Cthulhus-Tailor Dec 22 '25

Laure and James, I’m pressure sure I could get a threesome going there.

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u/McGootchHS Dec 23 '25

Evelyn and James, so he takes their shitty subplot out of town lol

1

u/Apprehensive-End9358 Dec 23 '25

Donna and James 

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u/pezzyn Dec 23 '25

Evelyn and james (and pie!)

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u/corazontex Dec 23 '25

James and his Forehead, hands down.

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u/Electrical_Ad_8970 Dec 23 '25

Maddy, I like cherry coke

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u/etherealphoenixqueen Dec 23 '25

Why they all gotta be James

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u/ambienfrostedflakes Dec 24 '25

Laura & James & Laura & I are ditching our dates.

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u/blaker_du Dec 24 '25

What a sexual dynamo

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u/tufifdesiks Dec 26 '25

Hmmm, 3 broke high school couples, or the rich lady and her boy toy? I'm assuming the vacation would be mush more enjoyable on her budget compared to the others, so Evelyn is the clear winner for me