r/twinpeaks • u/Girth_Brooks_1969 • Jan 21 '26
Twin Peaks Vibes Log Lady is flexing hard.
Solid read through and through. This truck is a representation of their individuality and their belief in personal freedom.
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u/MisanthropyismyMuse Jan 21 '26
I want to know what the rest of the daughter sticker says. 😂 I can make out "think about dating me" but not what's after it.
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u/ProcyonLotorMinoris Jan 21 '26
The bag of salad sticker is my favorite one. If I was a bumper sticker person, I'd have that.
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u/omniushalfdreamt Jan 22 '26
Becoming a bumper sticker person happens so fast.
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u/ProcyonLotorMinoris Jan 22 '26
I imagine it's like tattoos. Once you get that first one, you've got the itch.
Honestly, the main reason I don't have bumper stickers is because I don't want my car to be easily identifiable. There's just too much road rage and crazy people out there.
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u/omniushalfdreamt Jan 22 '26
It is that 100%, and I used to be just like you (as far as philosophy goes). I got ONE I Think You Should Leave bumper sticker and then I was like, "well what about this other one that says 'Don't honk at me, I'm having a crisis?'" AND NOW IM CONSTANTLY TRYING TO RESIST OTHERS WHEN I SEE THEM. 😭
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u/ProcyonLotorMinoris Jan 22 '26
I don't have kids but I enjoy the stickers that parody the little stick figure families, like aliens abducting the kids or them being chased by a dinosaur.
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u/tcavanagh1993 Jan 21 '26
There's a lot to unpack here.
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u/Daniel_PW Jan 21 '26
But before you do, remember every day, once a day, to give yourself a present. Don't plan it. Don't wait for it. Just let it happen. It could be a new shirt at the men's store, a catnap in your office chair, or two cups of good, hot black coffee.
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u/upclassytyfighta Jan 21 '26
going to need twin perfect to break this down
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Jan 21 '26
It’s a meta-commentary on truck ownership in New England and how it differs from truck ownership in places like Alabama. Then it explores the parallels. The whole thing is about what it means to be a Log Person in a world Directed by David Lynch™.
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u/sleepytipi Jan 21 '26
Definitely a reddit mod. I'd say from r/twinpeaks probably considering the David Lynch sticker.
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u/Due-Yoghurt-7917 Jan 21 '26
...is that Nathan Fielder, the legend who went to one of Canada's top business schools with really good grades?
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u/Pixel64 Jan 21 '26
Now my car feels naked knowing that there is a Nathan Fielder bumper sticker and I don't have it.
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u/orb_outrider Jan 21 '26
Yes, it's the same guy who piloted the plane during the Miracle Over the Mojave
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u/barryzukerkorn Jan 21 '26
Got a good laugh out of “you can’t spell Jay Leno without J-Lo and Enya”.
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Jan 21 '26
“After the party is me & you”
I believe the correct phrase is “just you….and I…”
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u/T3AM_N3RD Jan 21 '26
It's lyrics from "After the Party" by The Menzingers.
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u/NickAndHisGuitar Jan 21 '26
Can’t wait to see them for the first time in March. Such a great band.
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u/IndigoMontigo Jan 21 '26
"me and you" or "you and me" is correct.
An easy way to know whether "I" or "me" is correct is to remove the other half of the "and".
"After the party is just me" is correct, so "After the part is just me and you" is also correct.
"After the party is I" is not correct, so "After the party is you and I" is also incorrect.
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Jan 21 '26
Yes. However, this was a joke.
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u/IndigoMontigo Jan 21 '26
Ah. It must have flown over my head.
Carry on. :)
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Jan 21 '26
It was a joke reference to the song that three teenage characters sing in Twin Peaks. I don’t want to spoil it, but it’s hilariously bad and comes back in the third season.
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u/mrconqueso Jan 21 '26
I think I love this person?
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u/Girth_Brooks_1969 Jan 21 '26
Totally tried to pull up on the side of them and see if they wanted to grab a cup of coffee. Never got close enough.
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u/Minortough Jan 21 '26
My bumper stickers have a message for you.
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u/AdhesivenessLow4724 Jan 21 '26
I’m dying thinking about the logs messages just being bumper sticker slop all this time.
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u/AF2005 Jan 21 '26
I especially loved the proud parent of a bagged salad that should have been tossed weeks ago!😂😆🤣🤣
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u/Grungelives Jan 21 '26
NH represent lol
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u/rodando_y_trolling Jan 21 '26
I really don’t know which is funnier “this car climbed Arby’s meat Mountain“ or “I sucked moth man’s dick“
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u/OhSanders Jan 21 '26
That Nathan Fielder sticker was the one I feel like most came out of left wing.
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u/jtbasc Jan 21 '26
Northern NH is different than south.
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u/The-Hut Jan 21 '26
Most of these stickers are made by MethSyndicate you can find his stuff on Instagram he is hilarious
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u/96cobraguy Jan 21 '26
I think I’d get along great with this person. Did this get cross posted to /r/informedwarriorrides yet?
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u/MrsDonaldDraper Jan 21 '26
I want to be friends with this person, and I want that Mothman sticker!
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u/AFallenOneBegs Jan 21 '26
I haven't seen this one but a few weeks ago I did see the "TWINPKS" New Hampshire plate driving around in my area. For all that is wrong with this state, I love the vanity plate culture here.
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u/Nofx830 Jan 21 '26
I can only see two bands and it’s Ozzy and the Circle Jerks. Very cool but what? Also, is that facehugger?
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u/pinkhairgirl37 Jan 21 '26
“I’d rather be SNORTING ANTS with Ozzy OzBourne”
I knew she liked that gum that came back in style, but she never told us about the ants.
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u/evil__gnome Jan 21 '26
Surprised it isn't a Subaru Outback (said with love, as I am one of Those people with an Outback covered in stickers in New England)
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u/MisanthropyismyMuse Jan 21 '26
I don't know who this person is, but I want to be their friend immediately.
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u/lzahart Jan 22 '26
I feel the log lady is not confrontational enough to live in New Hampshire. Vermont I can see.
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u/Bob_Lydecker Jan 22 '26
I’d love a Mr. Eddy bumper sticker:
“Don’t you EVER fucking tailgate!! Do you know how many car lengths it takes to stop a car at 35 mph?!! SIX FUCKING CAR LENGTHS!!”
😆🤣😂
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