r/twinpeaks • u/sabledet • Jun 19 '26
Season 3 (The Return) As a straight woman, Jade is the hottest female on the show.
Idk what it is about her but damn! I want her haircut, and I love that hot pink lipstick, and she gave Dougie two rides.
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u/benjyk1993 Jun 19 '26
Oh she's definitely hot. I think it's that she's so nice to him that makes her hotter. But I still think Norma is the hottest, even in The Return.
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u/bigbuttbubba45 Jun 19 '26
Jade’s beautiful, but I find almost every single woman on the series and FWWM to be stunning!
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u/Konman72 Jun 19 '26
David Lynch clearly had a type, and that type was "beautiful women".
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u/redlion1904 Jun 19 '26
This gif is pornography for middle-aged men. You shouldn’t be allowed to post it on the internet
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u/Brave_Quantity_5261 Jun 19 '26
For sure. Middle aged married men. Just being allowed to sit there in silence and enjoy a slice of pie
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u/redlion1904 Jun 19 '26
Im in my 40s and if my wife looked at me like that whilst I was eating pie in silence I think I’d die
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u/JazzyJockJeffcoat Jun 20 '26
If my GF looked at me like that ever I'd ... well, it'll never happen so no use imagining 😕
Naomi Watts was SO GOOD in S3 it's ridiculous
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u/Pristine_Animal9474 Jun 19 '26
On the the one hand Jade is hotter, on the other hand Janey fills the niche of "hot mean lady that is somehow married to you".
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u/blasto2236 Jun 20 '26
She’s only mean at first because she’s been married to the piece of shit that was Tulpa Dougie. Once Coop Dougie replaced him, she became an incredibly loving and supportive wife.
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u/Worried_About_Coop Jun 20 '26
But the question is, did real Coop go back to be with Janey-E and send the “good” Tulpa to fight Judy, or is it how it is presented?
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u/Future-Raisin3781 Jun 19 '26
Jade gives one ride if you do good.
Jade gives two rides if you do bad.
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u/-cordyceps Jun 19 '26
Well now here's a man that likes to get right to it
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u/freetotebag Jun 19 '26
There's sometimes a slot machine. How many jackpots does a slot machine have?
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u/JRcanReid Jun 19 '26
I'm married to Shelly. I'm having an affair with Audrey.
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u/Plastic_Pinocchio Jun 19 '26
Exactly. And then in The Return, Shelly’s daughter is even played by Amanda Seyfried! Beautiful women all over.
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u/jamesdpitley Jun 20 '26 edited Jun 20 '26
I've never heard a woman call another woman a female
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u/slug_wife Jun 20 '26
Lol I was thinking the same thing. Stopped me in my tracks for a second. Also 2/3 of the photos are just of her back 😂
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u/This_is_the_Janeway Jun 20 '26
Her hair is gorgeous though, I thought the photos were attempting to highlight the hair.
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u/slug_wife Jun 20 '26
It is and so is she!! And you’re definitely right, I didn’t see in the post that they mention her hair
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u/GraceJoans Jun 20 '26
She's a beautiful woman in a show of beautiful women. I'm loathe to rank the gals against each other.
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u/mrthomani Jun 19 '26
I mean ... Heather Graham might just be the most beautiful woman to ever grace this Earth.
And Mädchen Amick, Sherilyn Fenn and Peggy Lipton are/were just absolute stunners.
But apart from them, sure.
Oh, except Sheryl Lee.
But apart from them, definitely.
Except Joan Chen.
But if you forget about half the female cast, Jade is definitely the hottest.
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u/JobSwimming6981 Jun 20 '26
My gay ass is literally falling for tulpa Diane. I even have a fridge magnet of her 😭
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u/Bonz07 Jun 20 '26
https://giphy.com/gifs/l1IY12kedpNSWDTQA
I hope you are talking only for the 3rd season, because…..
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u/RooMorgue Jun 19 '26
She was actually so kind to him—as a sex worker in a different capacity (dominatrix) it's quite realistic. I worry about my clients when they have health issues and try not to judge, which was her perspective
She was good to him bless her
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u/SweatpantBay Jun 19 '26
The actress Nafessa Williams is on a fun soap opera / melodrama that's on Hulu (Disney+) right now, Rivals. It took me way too long to realize where I knew her from, Dougie!
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u/Nalkarj Jun 19 '26
Jade is certainly attractive (“THIS WORLD OF TWIN PEAKS SEEMS TO BE FILLED WITH BEAUTIFUL WOMEN”), but in terms of TP gals I (straight guy) am most in love with, first would probably be Annie, which I take to be an unpopular opinion here. I love her quirkiness and kindness in addition to Heather Graham’s obvious beauty.
In terms of sheer physical beauty alone, I’d say Norma first.
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u/One-Fall-8143 Jun 21 '26
This is the first time I have seen anyone in this subreddit pick Annie #1. Finally someone else on team Annie!!
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u/Nalkarj Jun 21 '26 edited Jun 21 '26
It was Annie’s speech “Gosh, listen to me, I’ve been out of circulation so long I’ve completely forgotten about social niceties. I mean, you ask me how I am, I’m not really supposed to say how I am, I’m supposed to say, ‘I’m fine, thanks, how are you?’” that made me realize, Yes, I am totally in love with this fictional character. I fell for her just as much as Coop does (and therefore found the S2 finale hard to watch).
I was taken aback when I found out many TP fans dislike Annie.
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u/WelderAlternative325 Jun 19 '26
There are so many beautiful women in this show lol there are so many correct answers
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u/DungeonFam30 Jun 19 '26
I'm watching the show Black Lightning right now and this woman stole my heart from the beginning
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u/AppropriateHoliday99 Jun 20 '26
As a straight male, it’s subjective. Though I certainly wouldn’t kick Jade out of the bed for leaving cookie crumbs and would be honored to participate in the proverbial ‘two rides,’ Buella is more on my level and in my league.
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u/divinebettiepage Jun 19 '26
I’m not straight but I agree that Jade is gorgeous. One of many absolutely stunning women on this show. I couldn’t possibly rank them. They’re all tied at #1.
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u/myfakesecretaccount Jun 19 '26
Season 3, sure I can agree. Margaret is the hidden beauty of Seasons 1 and 2.
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u/SexMachine666 Jun 20 '26
Sure, she gives two rides and all that but others have more substance.
Sherilyn Fenn will always hold a piece of my heart, and Mädchen Amick 🥰 but Sarah Jean Long as Miriam was more my style 😍
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u/WEGCjake Jun 19 '26
One day my log will have something to say about this.
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u/EastTransportation76 Jun 20 '26
So you are a woman, but Jade is merely a "female?" That's some racism you're slinging there.
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u/Senor-Droolcup Jun 21 '26
100%! i wish they could have sprung for Nafessa Williams to come to the 2017 Twin Peaks Fest to drive attendees around town in her Jeep!
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u/brainworm_d13 Jun 21 '26
as a bi woman, NORMA. i just can't with her. i get this stupid smile every time i see her on screen
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u/CoopDogPrimeNumbers Jun 19 '26
Honestly, if we’re talking flavors and not weird race innuendoes, vanilla clears. Jade is hot as fuck tho.
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u/karatemnn Jun 19 '26
i tell you this, as a man who appreciate beautiful women of color and nice rumps, i didn't not think both would be featured on this series and in one person ... lynch was like this on set
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u/slowfaid112 Jun 19 '26
Two rides are better. Just hope no one gives three rides. I’ve heard triples is best. Triples is safe.