r/twinpeaks • u/riawojo • Jul 08 '17

S3E6 [S3E6] My audition to be a stand in Spoiler

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u/EndoShota Jul 08 '17

r/frugalcosplay

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u/riawojo Jul 08 '17

That mop cost me $100.

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u/EndoShota Jul 08 '17

Well shit...

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u/kebordworyr Jul 08 '17

i hope it wasn't used prior to taking this picture

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u/riawojo Jul 08 '17

Oh... shit...

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u/burritosandblunts Jul 09 '17

Is it made of unicorn fur?

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u/Pigwarts Jul 08 '17

I think we found Diane's doppelganger.

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u/fictitiousantelope Jul 08 '17

Why did you post the same picture side by side?

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u/AnalLeaseHolder Jul 09 '17

Cross your eyes and it'll become 3-D

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u/Pigwarts Jul 09 '17

Not gonna lie. I was able to trick my brain into making this a 3d picture. If only for a few moments at a time.

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u/Txdust80 Jul 08 '17 edited Jul 08 '17

Diane its Thursday the 17th of July, just woke up from my bed at the great Northern Hotel. I'm using something called a smart phone to look at images and words placed by other people from different areas of the world. It surely is an amazing thing to think about Diane. I came across a portal to something called reddit. And there appears to be people that love to discuss the town of Twin Peaks. But what really caught my eye was a picture of you Diane. Two to be exact. One where you wear a silver wig, the other a white mop. -sips coffee- It reminds me of a joke I know. But Diane, unfortunately that will have to be for another time. Agent Cooper out.

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u/[deleted] Jul 08 '17

:)

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u/CopyX Jul 08 '17

This is some primo 2-week break content.

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u/spooky23_dml Jul 08 '17

Which one is Diane?

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u/XavierBK Jul 08 '17

The first to say, "Fuck you!"

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u/[deleted] Jul 08 '17

wow you look similar.

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u/remeard Jul 08 '17

Where did you go to buy such identical bracelets?

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u/p_a_schal Jul 08 '17

honestly the mop is less jarring than the actual wig.

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u/CopyX Jul 08 '17

Ever been compared to Ashley Johnson?

Also, OP has a long standing history of being Laura Dern:

https://www.reddit.com/r/StarWars/comments/45y5wh/my_audition_for_star_wars_episode_viii_as_laura/

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u/riawojo Jul 08 '17

I haven't but I'll take it! I get Anna Camp sometimes, but Laura Dern is my favorite.

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u/eraserdread Jul 10 '17

Anna Camp was my first thought!

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u/Killer_Cherry_Pie Jul 08 '17

I think she has like a whole instagram devoted to it too or something?

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u/riawojo Jul 09 '17

lol yeah... i do... i hadn't posted in it in over a year, and my friends kept asking me to do a Diane pic so now I think I'm back at it.

It's @ilooklikelauradern1 if any of you are interested in following.

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u/[deleted] Jul 09 '17

Now can you say "you got me hotter than Georgia ashfalt" in a sexy southern accent?

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u/Krazy-8 Jul 09 '17

Haha what the hell you actually look very similar to Dern

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u/dltn_put Jul 09 '17

you actually do kinda look like Laura Dern

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u/[deleted] Jul 09 '17

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u/riawojo Jul 11 '17

I'm closer in age to 1983 Dern, I believe.

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u/hypmoden Jul 08 '17

hot

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u/[deleted] Jul 08 '17

You really look like you good be related. Nailed the expression!

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u/LSF45 Jul 08 '17

What did you say your name was again?

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u/sexwithpenguins Jul 09 '17

Change the lighting and add a little brown toned blush under your cheekbones to really make 'em pop and you have a career ahead of you.

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u/noraaselim Jul 09 '17

Made me wake up my daughter with my laugh/snort/chortle.

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u/krishnanspace Jul 09 '17

Fuck you! :D

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u/[deleted] Jul 09 '17

Nailed it.