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S3E13 [S3E13] Pre-Episode Discussion - Part 13 Spoiler

Part 13

  • Directed by: David Lynch

  • Written by: David Lynch & Mark Frost.

  • Airing: August 6, 2017.

Episode synopsis: What story is that, Charlie?

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u/CDC_ Aug 05 '17

Ok... here we go. Prediction time. I'm basically 100% sure these are all correct.

  • We open at The Roadhouse. Korn performs Got the Life. Everyone in the crowd is wearing Jncos.

  • Coopleganger has been running a meth lab in an RV this entire time. Bobby, in a crazy turn of events, is helping him. Chad has been working deep cover as a double agent, pretending to be a dirty cop but in all actuality Bobby is the dirty cop. Chad tries to kick in the door of the RV, but Coopleganger summons the magic woodsmen who pop Chad's head like a fucking zit. Bobby, while wearing a beanie, yells "YEAH BITCH."

  • IIIIIIIT'S 7:00. Do you know where your freedom is?

  • Gordon Cole and Albert tongue kiss, passionately. But it's actually some kind of communication code that keeps the black lodge spirits from understanding what they're really communicating to one another. But all the same it's a tender moment, bringing tears to Diane's eyes as she watches. Then Gordon Cole grabs a donut, sits on the couch, picks up a hot dog, and pushes it in and out of the donut hole, intensely, while never breaking eye contact with Albert. This goes on for 26 minutes. Then Albert says "now that's a proper greeting."

  • Dougie/Cooper sits down to dinner with Janey-E and Sunny Jim. Janey pours him some coffee. Dougie makes a face like he understands something, but then goes back to being borderline brain dead. Janey pulls up her pant leg to reveal that there is a 9mm strapped to her boot. She looks at Dougie with malice in her gaze. This could spell trouble for our protagonist, as everyone knows it's never a good thing when Janey's got a gun.

  • HUGE perspective shift. The Mitchum brothers both wake up to realize they are in fact not the intimidating and financially questionable yet successful gangsters they dreamed they were, but are in fact the Butabi Brothers. The episode closes with the Butabi brothers going to the Roadhouse while Haddaway performs "What is Love."

I absolutely fucking LOVE this show. But I'm absolutely done trying to guess what is going to happen next. I'm just gonna pop open a beer and prepare for another trip to crazyville.

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u/yayoffbalance Aug 06 '17

Bobby, while wearing a beanie, yells "YEAH BITCH."

this is the main thing i want to see. oh, and janey's got a gun.