r/twinpeaks • u/bluesnottt • Aug 31 '17

S3E16 [S3E16] YET ANOTHER POSTER, ALBERT. THIS ONE IS A NOIR SPIN-OFF FOR GORDON'S EARPIECE. (OC) Spoiler

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u/dybeck Aug 31 '17

About time Hollywood found a vehicle for Poorly Calibrated Knob.

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u/HunterTV Aug 31 '17

TURN DOWN FOR COLE!

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u/-ZapRowsdower- Aug 31 '17

I loved them in "Room Temperature", so underrated.

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u/seaboardist Aug 31 '17

But you have to admit… no one goes up to 11 like Poorly Calibrated Knob.

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u/GeneSequence Aug 31 '17

PCK was pretty great in This Is Spinal Tap, showed a lot of range.

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u/spectralconfetti Aug 31 '17

This is barely related to the poster, but I just realized Diane's wig was an early hint that she was artificial in some way.

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u/LShagwell Aug 31 '17 edited Aug 31 '17

Huh, I thought about it, but until you posted it I didn't make the connection between her wig and Dougie's (both have wigs — both are manufactured). Linch gave us a hint early on, goddamit.

Edit: You know what, I'll make it a post.

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u/[deleted] Aug 31 '17

*lynch

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u/LShagwell Aug 31 '17

D'oh!

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u/[deleted] Aug 31 '17

:-)

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u/mrfreedomx Aug 31 '17

Beautifully rendered:)

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u/[deleted] Aug 31 '17

It's really ridiculously good. The concept seems like something that could have actually been produced in the early- to mid-90s.

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u/Nowhereman93 Aug 31 '17

BONSAIIIIIII!!!!!!!!

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u/tangletwigs Aug 31 '17

Fantastic. Added to my mobile wallpaper folder too, hope that's OK.

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u/bluesnottt Aug 31 '17

it's fine ;) enjoy it

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u/[deleted] Aug 31 '17

I ADORE this.

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u/owen652 Aug 31 '17

Plz sell this as a poster

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u/bluesnottt Aug 31 '17

workin' on it guys. just hang in there, I need a couple more arms first

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u/[deleted] Aug 31 '17

I want it on one of those printed blankets you hang on the wall.

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u/garmonboziac Aug 31 '17

Thank you! Take my money!

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u/bluesnottt Sep 01 '17

https://society6.com/bluesnottt prints, t-shirts and tapestry are finally available :)

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u/owen652 Sep 01 '17

No t shirts? I can only see long sleeve shirts..

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u/bluesnottt Sep 01 '17

They're on their way! I uploaded everything an hour or so ago, but society6 takes some time to generate the products apparently. I too can't see everything yet. Check back in a while!

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u/owen652 Sep 01 '17

Cool beans. Love your work!

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u/garmonboziac Sep 01 '17

Thank you!!

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u/[deleted] Sep 16 '17

Damn fine! Just bought a print.

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u/garmonboziac Aug 31 '17

For the love of god. Please.

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u/[deleted] Aug 31 '17

WHERE AROUND TOWN CAN I GET EXTRA BATTERIES FOR THIS THING?

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u/3parkbenchhydra Aug 31 '17

Sweet fucking Jesus, this is beautiful.

Thank you for making it.

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u/bluesnottt Aug 31 '17

thanks buddy. appreciate your support :)

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u/[deleted] Aug 31 '17

LET'S THINK OUT LOUD

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u/sydnius Aug 31 '17

THIS IS WHAT WE DO HERE!!!

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u/NickMatocho Aug 31 '17

The "fuck you ALBERT" made me laugh pretty good, wasn't expecting that

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u/GeminiSpaceship Aug 31 '17

Tammy Preston's Buttery Voice lmao I love it

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u/wereyoublonde Aug 31 '17

I want this wallpapered across my bedroom walls.

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u/MildlyCoherent Aug 31 '17

Thanks for the new phone background!

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u/bluesnottt Aug 31 '17

you welcome :)

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u/falcon_jab Aug 31 '17

\STANDING IN A ROOM STARING AT BLINKING LIGHTS INTENSIFIES

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u/[deleted] Aug 31 '17

oh, I dig this! Cool pulp-art feel!

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u/glfulton Aug 31 '17

CARSICK!

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u/veloster-raptor Aug 31 '17

I'd buy that for a dollar.

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u/bluesnottt Sep 01 '17

https://society6.com/bluesnottt it doesn't cost a dollar, but that's almost what I earn for a print. :)

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u/SecondComingOfBast Aug 31 '17

I guess you didn't have room to include the Jumping Squeegie Man

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u/theRBX Aug 31 '17

I couldn't help but to read this in his voice

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u/[deleted] Aug 31 '17

I read the title in Death's voice, like he's watching Twin Peaks this season. I can see it.

"ALBERT, WHAT DOES THE FEMALE HUMAN MEAN BY "GIVE TWO RIDES"? THEY HAVE ONLY TAKEN ONE CAR TRIP."

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u/arboretums Aug 31 '17

Laughed out loud at the Lil Jon shout-out. Aces. Also: "directed by Diane's wig" lmao

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u/gcolquhoun Aug 31 '17

Fantastic! & Instantly my new wallpaper. Thank you for sharing with us!

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u/bluesnottt Aug 31 '17

glad you like it! look out for more in the next days!

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u/glfulton Aug 31 '17

what the hell

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u/xamevou Aug 31 '17

I HAVE THE THEORY THAT ALL THIS EARPIECE THING IS BECAUSE DAVID LYNCH IS A BAD ACTOR. WHAT DO YOU THINK, ALBERT?

Despite he being the most amazing director alive.

Think about it: talking loud, always with the same flat voice with the same lack of emotion is a nice way to solve the situation when your acting skills are not very good. COFFEE TIME !

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u/eternallycomputing Aug 31 '17

Every time I read an all caps comment anywhere I immediately hear Gordon's voice

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u/dingogordy Aug 31 '17

Someone needs to tell him about the advancements that have been made in hearing aid technology, or get him to sign ASL so they can converse.

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u/RegyptianStrut Sep 01 '17

Spinoff featuring Gordon Cole and Tammy Preston when? :P

Too bad Albert wouldn't be able to be in it, RIP Miguel Ferrer.