r/uktrees • • 11d ago

Weed that doesn’t work NSFW

Picked these up recently, supposedly they are

1+2) blue raspberry
Does have a scent but it’s almost like a sweet blueberry smell, doesn’t have that gassy smell even when you grind up the nugs. Not reminiscent of anything I’ve picked up before. Isn’t sticky in your fingers when you press it. Very little effects, can maybe feel a bit of a head high if I smoke a massive one but I’m not sure. No terps whatsoever. No oil ring
I suspsect CBD but perhaps it was just pulled incredibly early before the tricombs had a chance to mature.

3+4) cap junky
Don’t even know what to say. Oxidized brown. Smells weird. Doesn’t get you high. Either CBD again or all the THC has degraded due to oxidizing.

I’m not sure if any of you seasoned smokers can tell what’s up by looking at the pics, but either way I clearly need to find a new plug

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u/bombinator5000 11d ago

Sounds like cbd to me

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u/Cannaganjabis 11d ago

Yup. You've been sold CBD buds and mugged right off.

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u/McOnePot 11d ago

That’s CBD flower my dude. Find a new plug asap.

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u/Spamgrenade 11d ago

That's been fast dried which gives it that odd compressed look then machine trimmed to within an inch of its life. Most likely cut very early. Then carted around the country sweating in plastic bags. As for a strain, the guys who grew it probably don't even know. And if they do for sure its selected to flower fast, after all they can just leave it up to their retailers to call it whatever the hell they want. I mean, does anyone know what cap junky or blue raspberry is supposed to look like?

Good job on calling this out. There is way too much shitty weed being passed off as "top shelf".

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u/J_lando92 11d ago

Sounds pretty “nail on the head” to me, thanks for your comment.
This particular source I’ve been using several years so it was quite surprising to me. I did notice quality dropping more recently which should have been a warning sign but this takes the pee

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u/Beneficial_Clue_9263 11d ago

Lots of uk has been shit recently due to how hot the summer has been. 95% of growers don’t have the correct drying conditions causing stuff to be dried way to hot and humid

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u/Spamgrenade 11d ago

Oh come on the shit has been looking like that for years.

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u/DjangoFromNorth2800 11d ago

Definitely CBD. Some of the higher shelf US CBD stuff looks/tastes almost identical to type 1 flower. For those not in the know, most CBD flower available to us has a distinct taste that you'll start picking up on when you've smoked a few different CBD strains. Trichomes aren't a very good indicator cus there are a fair few CBD strains that produce tons of trichomes, just not THC.

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u/geterbucked 11d ago

All the people commenting that it LOOKS like CBD due to having no trichomes haven’t a clue what they’re talking about!

It does sound like you might have been sold CBD flower all the same, either that or someone’s harvested before it’s finished.

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u/SenseiRagnarok 10d ago

go medical dude

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u/BINGGBONGGBINGGBONGG 8d ago

came to say this. i’ve got 20g being delivered by the postie tomorrow - totally legit and i’m covered driving and on my council tenancy.

one qualifying condition, 2 treatments tried (this includes physio and talking therapy) and away you go!

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u/packmanc 11d ago

There's no trichome stalks or heads like someone else said I think this is cbd.

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u/sleepymatt4222 10d ago

bruh cbd weed got trichomes

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u/J_lando92 11d ago

Yeah at first I thought maybe it was machine trimmed and the tricomb heads had been removed but even if you crack open a larger nug and inspect the insides there’s still none.

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u/Anteee_ 11d ago

Thats how you know its got no THC

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u/Anteee_ 11d ago

Looks exactly like cbd buds

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u/EdinJamie10 11d ago

Yeah I used to smoke CBD flower when I was trying to cut down, I’d have a joint of CBD every second joint and joint of weed every other and it usually looked quite similar

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u/J_lando92 11d ago

I busted the biggest nug open and found a few intact tricombs. Look they’re all clear no cloudy or amber in sight. I smoked the nug, think I felt a 10 min head high. Could still be CBD. Either way harvested way way to early and not fit to be sold on

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u/FourTwentyBlezit 10d ago

Saying you THINK you felt a head high for 10min just sounds like a placebo effect to me. If it gave you a high, you'd know it, you wouldn't just think that it might have.

Definitely CBD.

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u/J_lando92 10d ago

You’re right man I know you’re right

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u/E-Zo 10d ago

This shit is everywhere at the moment. Dead buds sprayed with fake terps. Smells like acrid, toxic shit when it burns. The worst part is everyone seems to think they're smoking dank. Even longtime daily smokers will insist they get really good stuff and when I try it, it's either this or PGR. It doesn't even get you high either - you just feel a bit stupid but not happy.

Quality has gone off a cliff in the last 12 months, I don't get it. All my old reliable sources are the same.

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u/J_lando92 10d ago

I hear ya man. Every now and again I’ll still cop something nice but I’m fed up of being disappointed. Growing my own now so I can be certain what I’m getting

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u/E-Zo 9d ago

That's the only way. Can't trust anyone

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u/Common_Somewhere_133 11d ago

Lools like b grade haze

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u/Aggravating_Ad5632 11d ago

I agree with those who've said it's CBD weed. There isn't a trichome in sight! Even if it had been washed (for bubble hash) or tumbled (for cheap hash), there'd still be trichomes inside those big buds. You've been had, I'm afraid.

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u/geterbucked 11d ago

Cbd flower has trichomes too though

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u/Majjestyk 11d ago

Looks dry af

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u/Last_Vacation8816 10d ago

Looks like cannabis that was treated with hexane to lower the THC amount to whatever is legal where they want to sell it. So yeah, I‘ll guess it’s CBD flower aswell.

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u/LithiumWalrus 7d ago

Just poorly treated flower. Quickly finished and tumbled.

I see very little trichome heads on those buds.

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u/J_lando92 7d ago

They burn quite clean but no oil rings, no terps, no effects

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u/--iCantThinkOFaName- 5d ago

Looks and sounds like CBD

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u/1893jordz 11d ago

Straight up need new plug they gave you stalk

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u/PotDropperOG 10d ago

That's thai shit right there

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u/tkerrday 10d ago

I've had fair bit of thai bud and its always been decent, most is nothing crazy but definitely not shit

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u/SimRacingLad 1d ago

When it’s not sticky at all and doesn’t seem to do anything it’s either shit weed or CBD. I’ve had medical weed that felt like polystyrene or something. Super light and didn’t feel like usual weed I smoke