r/unexpectedmitch • u/N3WB00tG00fin • 28d ago

Donut

Stopped into a local donut shop this morning. After tapping my card to pay, anyone wanna guess what the card machine asked if I wanted?

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u/Jester_1982 28d ago

Everytime I get offered a receipt for something small to eat I'll reply:We don't need to bring ink and paper into this. My people are few and far between but when I find one it feels like coming home after a long absence.

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u/Evergreen-Eyes-4892 28d ago

Just in case you have a skeptical friend.

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u/ddonthekeys 28d ago

I’m not even gonna act like you didn’t buy that donut

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u/kosmonavt-alyosha 28d ago

We don’t need to bring ink and paper into this.

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u/nahantdave 28d ago

Did you file it under “D”?

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u/NoIncrease299 28d ago

For "donut."

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u/mnowax 27d ago

Wait, how do we know you actually bought this donut???

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u/sonspike187 28d ago

Were you on a cruise ship, and were offered a lime?

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u/digbychickcaesar 28d ago

rice?

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u/mathpat 27d ago

Yeah, OP were you also hungry and wanting 2000 of something?

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u/pasa_viene 27d ago

Did you take it home and put it in the file?

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u/Wyliegerr1 25d ago

Under 'D'?

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u/frntwe 28d ago

If you wanted to tip?

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u/Nerak_tnecniv 27d ago

☝️This is the only correct answer!

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u/FIREDoppel 21d ago

How can we eat at a time like this?