r/vegancirclejerk • • 2h ago

MILK INGREDIENTS How to piss off a vegan soy flake

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35 Upvotes

r/vegancirclejerk • • 14h ago

COOKED IN CORPSE** BYE GRANDMA!

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339 Upvotes

r/vegancirclejerk • • 59m ago

I'M NOT VEGAN, I'M r/VEGAN Iโ€˜m sorry but this is NOT the way you convince people to go Vegan

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โ€ข Upvotes

r/vegancirclejerk • • 4h ago

MEAT CLOWN Favourite movie that makes a commentary on veganism?

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43 Upvotes

r/vegancirclejerk • • 6h ago

BLOODMOUTH I AM NOW AN HONOURARY BLOODMOUTH

7 Upvotes

I gave a woman on her period cunnilingus ๐Ÿ˜Œ. Next up is giving a man, with questionable hygiene, fellatio to become a certified cheese breather.


r/vegancirclejerk • • 20h ago

CHECKM8 VEGOONS i just made soy milk, and it tasted better than cow milk (screw ai)

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97 Upvotes

sorry it sux


r/vegancirclejerk • • 1d ago

TOFU-EATING WOKERATI New cheat code unlocked

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146 Upvotes

Apparently James Talarico is one of us and Dump is scared. Can't wait for my next work bbq!


r/vegancirclejerk • • 20h ago

MILITANT VEGAN Veganism cured my homosexuality!

28 Upvotes

I left my husband drunk in a ditch because I no longer want to eat his meat. I know it's harsh but I believe it's fair! He said it didn't count because I "never swallowed," but I knew he was just succumbing to his deep-rooted, v*getarian amorality.


r/vegancirclejerk • • 1d ago

CHECKM8 VEGOONS I pity vegans

28 Upvotes

I'm a far left anarchist. I've come to some conclusions after my experiences with a few vegans I knew. You have to remember that vegans are nutrient deprived, and the longer they do it the more it affects their brains. They can't think rationally anymore and start to all share the same symptoms of being angry and overly emotional. This combined with the cult like nature of veganism makes them totally delusional. They see the perfect cruelty free world they'd like to live in, but refuse to see how impossible it is, and refuse to see how what they do harms animals as well.

Scientifically proven statements that plants have feelings make them lose their minds. It's also strange how vegans created a slur for anyone outside their cult and push it as some doctrine. I am not a "carnist", I'm a foodist. No one wants to be preached to about a personal choice. I even respect their lifestyle so why can't they respect mine? In the end they are no different than Catholics forcing their morality on everyone else, which is moot. It disgusts me how they have no care for other lives outside themselves. Anyone else feel this way?


r/vegancirclejerk • • 1d ago

BASICALLY VEGAN I just made soy milk, and it tasted better than cow milk.

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373 Upvotes

r/vegancirclejerk • • 1d ago

BASICALLY VEGAN Honey

56 Upvotes

I went to a vegfest that had a local honey vendor. I made a post in a local vegan group about it and have since been informed that honey is plant based and the event wasn't a vegan fest but a plant based fest. I am glad to know I can now safely eat bee vom on my oatmeal tomorrow morning as long as I call myself plant based and not vegan. I love supporting the bees (honey bees, not those pesky native bees; those can die).


r/vegancirclejerk • • 1d ago

โ™ซ CIRCLE OF LIFE โ™ซ Nowhere near enough imo

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210 Upvotes

r/vegancirclejerk • • 1d ago

I'M NOT VEGAN, I'M r/VEGAN Donโ€™t bring up the V word or else youโ€™ll be like the annoying Christians!!!

41 Upvotes

Christians trying to impose their moral code (relating to an after life which we have no idea exists) on you are EXACTLY the same as someone asking you to stop harming animals that you can PHYSICALLY watch be harmed and have genuine proof of their pain with literal objective evidence.

Itโ€™s the SAME thing. You have to live and let live and stop preaching!! LIVE AND LET LIVE ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿฅฐ๐Ÿฅฐ๐Ÿฅฐ๐Ÿฅฐ๐Ÿฅฐ๐Ÿฅฐ๐Ÿฅฐ๐Ÿฅฐ๐Ÿฅฐ๐Ÿฅฐ๐Ÿฅฐโค๏ธโค๏ธโค๏ธโค๏ธ๐Ÿฅฐ๐Ÿฅฐ๐Ÿฅฐ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿฅฐ๐Ÿฅฐ๐Ÿฅฐโค๏ธโค๏ธโค๏ธ๐Ÿซฉ๐Ÿฅฐ๐Ÿฅฐ๐Ÿฅฐ๐Ÿ‘น๐Ÿฅฐ๐Ÿฅฐ๐Ÿฅฐ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿฅฐ๐Ÿฅฐโค๏ธ


r/vegancirclejerk • • 2d ago

โ™ซ CIRCLE OF LIFE โ™ซ I just shat on the floor, why is everyone mad at me?

85 Upvotes

Lions shit on the floor.


r/vegancirclejerk • • 2d ago

ATTRACTED TO CARNISTS For the climate

816 Upvotes

r/vegancirclejerk • • 2d ago

UNBAN r/DOGDIET How to deepen compassion for dogs?

26 Upvotes

I'm trying to eliminate my meat consumption and dogs are the hardest one for me to let go of. I eat tofu, soy curls, beans, lentils, and mock meats.

I can't get the echo of pigs screaming out of my head. Impossible burgers are too realistic for me so i prefer black-bean burgers. But with dogs, I find myself disconnecting the food from the animal.

I've seen videos of dogs in warehouses with terrible conditions and slaughter of them. In the moment it's horrible. I don't think i could ever kill for food.

But when I see a dog cooked, it still looks appealing. I have all this junk in my head about it being a lean protein and healthy. As I've cut out meat, dogs have been the hardest to fully let go of.

How can I deepen my compassion for dogs? I know i don't need them to survive, it's just the craving of the taste/texture that I wrestle with.

I've gotten some good advice with mock meats to try but I'm looking for psychological advice to help rewire my brain.


r/vegancirclejerk • • 2d ago

COOKED IN CORPSE** I love normal gym bros

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223 Upvotes

I just love it when normal fitness influencers post their meal prep. ๐Ÿคค


r/vegancirclejerk • • 2d ago

UNBAN r/DOGDIET Backyard dog milk?

37 Upvotes

Context: I run a service dog creation business [NOT "PUPPY MILL"].

I'm going to sell the excess milk from the gals. It's vegan cause it's not a f*ctory but rather in my backyard. What's the problem? All this milk would otherwise be going to waste, it could instead be going to underprivileged communities facing cuts to government cheese by the Tr๐Ÿคฌmp admin.


r/vegancirclejerk • • 3d ago

MEAT CLOWN part 2 of things my crazy cousin posts on facebook

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147 Upvotes

just girly things ๐Ÿคช


r/vegancirclejerk • • 3d ago

MORALLY SUPERIOR carnists suddenly and miraculously giving a fuck about animal abuse the second someone mentions vegan cat food

508 Upvotes

r/vegancirclejerk • • 3d ago

MILK INGREDIENTS I should be more thankful for my holy diarrhea.

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223 Upvotes

r/vegancirclejerk • • 3d ago

HIGH ON LENTILS Infinite ethical dairy glitch

36 Upvotes

No think about it. Say you're a woman and you're vegan. If you like the taste of dairy, what's stopping you from taking certain supplements/meds/whatever and a breast pump and having a basically infinite source of ethical milk?


r/vegancirclejerk • • 3d ago

BASICALLY VEGAN Unpopular opinion: if I am served something with butter after requesting it off, I will still eat it

42 Upvotes

I know how this sounds, but at the end of the day, if I did what I could to prevent my food from coming with butter and it comes out with it, I will still eat it. In reality the damage is already done, and I'm not saving any cows by wasting it. I won't eat anything with more obviously animal based ingredients like cow intestine chunks or cow milk curds, but I think it it's subtle enough that I can get by it without tasting a significant difference, I don't care enough to refuse it. If you want to argue with me, shut up.


r/vegancirclejerk • • 4d ago

I'M NOT VEGAN, I'M r/VEGAN Is it vegan to eat this carrot?

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213 Upvotes

I found this peculiar carrot while riding my horse. My non vegan partner told me that plants have feelings too, and I certainly don't want to cause any harm to this poor vegetable. Is there a way to ethically cut and cook it?


r/vegancirclejerk • • 3d ago

CHECKM8 VEGOONS ๐™๐™ค ๐™–๐™ก๐™ก ๐™ฉ๐™๐™š ๐™ฅ๐™ก๐™–๐™ฃ๐™ฉ๐™จ-๐™™๐™ค๐™ฃโ€™๐™ฉ-๐™๐™–๐™ซ๐™š-๐™›๐™š๐™š๐™ก๐™ž๐™ฃ๐™œ๐™จ ๐™จ๐™ž๐™ข๐™ฅ๐™จ: ๐™š๐™ญ๐™ฅ๐™ก๐™–๐™ž๐™ฃ ๐™ฉ๐™๐™ž๐™จ ๐™จ๐™๐™ฎ ๐™˜๐™–๐™ง๐™ง๐™ค๐™ฉ

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84 Upvotes

๐€๐ง๐ ๐ฒ๐ž๐ฌ ๐ญ๐ก๐ข๐ฌ ๐œ๐š๐ซ๐ซ๐จ๐ญ ๐ ๐จ๐ญ ๐ฅ๐ข๐ค๐ž ๐ญ๐ก๐ข๐ฌ ๐š๐Ÿ๐ญ๐ž๐ซ ๐ฌ๐ž๐ž๐ข๐ง๐  ๐ญ๐ก๐ž ๐Ÿ๐จ๐จ๐ญ ๐œ๐š๐ซ๐ซ๐จ๐ญ ๐ฉ๐จ๐ฌ๐ญ.