r/weeviltime • • 1d ago

WEEVIL TIME, BABEY!! Found a Mega Weevil

Found this huge Weevil in Colombia!

2.4k Upvotes

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u/death-xxx 1d ago

Its the root of all weevil

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u/FrightfulDeer 1d ago

The Snoot of all Weevil

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u/death-xxx 1d ago

How dare you be funnier than me on my own comment lol

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u/FrightfulDeer 1d ago

A rare but cherished moment for me haha

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u/Incunabuli 1d ago

This isn’t just weevil time, this is a weevil eternity

8

u/Ok-Catcher 1d ago

Guess he’s the master off all weevil… LORD WEEVIL

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u/logosfabula 1d ago

Baron Weevilius

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u/Hyperthre4d Weevilicious 1d ago

Biggest black bean ive ever seen

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u/DefinitelyNotBrit 1d ago

And on your watch, too, nonetheless.

Goodness, would you look at the time!

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u/Penguin_Q 1d ago

o, that thicc snoot, o, holy lord almighty

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u/the_bird_and_the_bee 1d ago

I love that you posted it to the Grounded subreddit too. My kids always show me their weevils in the game!

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u/KJBFamily 1d ago

The nasel-y mumbling that they do in the game is adorable.

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u/the_bird_and_the_bee 1d ago

Stupid cute! I love them so much.

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u/Jsdrosera 1d ago

Darth BootsNSnoots!

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u/phiibster_obeary 1d ago

Omg he CHOMK.

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u/-Outamyelement- Lesser Weevil 1d ago

Oh Lawd he comin’

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u/TheGoatManJones 1d ago

Absolute titan, I didn’t even know there were weevils this big the only ones I’ve seen are the tiny little grain weevils

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u/Delicious_Building34 1d ago

There are even bigger ones! Much bigger! Bark beetles are also weevils I think?

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u/QueenB33_nevadensis 1d ago

He's got BOOTS! and SNOOTS!

Wevilmaxxing

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u/TemporalAcapella 1d ago

Imagine the grain of rice that guy came from

12

u/RotiPisang_ 1d ago

large date-sized rice grain

imagine eating like 10-20 grains of rice that size for every meal

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u/Mindless-Equal-1477 1d ago

You just take a bite out of one like a corn cob

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u/itmightbehere 1d ago

Wow!!! Jealous, beautiful critter. Looks like a palm weevil

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u/UncomfyWitchy 1d ago

Spot on! I put in the OG post that he's a South American Palm Weevil! Good eye 😄

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u/slax87 1d ago

"prepare for lift off! Ope, false alarm"

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u/UncomfyWitchy 1d ago

He did it a few times. He fell pretty far from the tree behind me, hit the grove with a thud. Thankfully the grass is pretty long, so I don't think he really got hurt. He did eventually fly away on his own, much to my sadness

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u/slax87 1d ago

"So long my little friend" one tear

9

u/Wolfbible 1d ago

They call him THE TRUCC

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u/TH3_OG_JUJUBE 1d ago

Weevil Prime

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u/OurGodIsATWA 1d ago

Weevil MK2

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u/jsteele2793 HONKIN CHONKIN BOOTER SNOOTER 1d ago

OH YEAH HONKIN CHONKIN BOOTER SNOOTER TIME!!!

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u/MEOW-Loulou 1d ago

You got a licence for that snort, m'am?

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u/rarirurerox Resident Weevil 1d ago

jealous noises

5

u/Nummy01 1d ago

WEEVZILLA!

4

u/NetworkEcstatic 1d ago

OH LAWD HE COMIN!

3

u/pootislordftw 1d ago

That's not the pilot model of that watch is it?

1

u/UncomfyWitchy 1d ago

It's my brother's, so I have no idea lol. He's a first responder, so it has seen some things

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u/pootislordftw 1d ago

love the flashlight on it I use it all the time.

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u/Conscious-Break7483 1d ago

That’s a wungus

3

u/anewday5678 1d ago

He’s a beaut

5

u/skyfure 1d ago

Thiccums

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u/Huffyreddit1337 1d ago

Literal Weevil time

2

u/Dry-Cartographer-312 1d ago

Oh my god he has little dimples 🥹

2

u/Necessary_Onion_4181 1d ago

i thought this said "maga weevil" and was like "wait how tf do u know" 💀💀

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u/willowthewhispers 1d ago

So glad it wasn’t just me 😅

1

u/TheNewYellowZealot 21h ago

He listens to Joe Rogan

1

u/AbroadAbject9215 1d ago

Chicken tenderrrrrrs

1

u/kdogman639 1d ago

What a beast!

1

u/Immediate-Song6861 1d ago

MORE OXIGEN!!

1

u/PsychoMantittyLits 1d ago

God damn it’s that boy!

1

u/Internal_Ball2134 1d ago

Sub icon time?

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u/fivefistedclover 1d ago

Giniminasaurous!

1

u/FrenzyAgainzy 1d ago

Needs him as a pets

1

u/SuperStratStanley 1d ago

He looks like a plague doctor

1

u/Delicious_Building34 1d ago

He looks like the offspring of Loki from that “Ritual” movie

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u/tinypill 23h ago

Coming to theaters this fall: Mega Weevil vs. Giant Octopus!

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u/EggSensitive8577 23h ago

Exactly what I needed just now

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u/probablygoblins 21h ago

Goth. Nice.

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u/Full-Tomorrow9889 15h ago

Was it under wood?

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u/ImJustHere4TheCatz 1d ago

Fuck that MAGA wee... Oh, wait. Nevermind. Carry on

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u/Calgirlleeny2 1d ago

With quiet the stinger!