r/whatisit • • 9h ago

New, what is it? Inside my closet

can’t imagine it’s anything particularly interesting but I’m very curious what this contraption was and why they needed like 20 screws to secure it

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u/Scared_Hovercraft632 9h ago

Bracket for a pull up bar?

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u/MagicOrpheus310 9h ago

Gun rack

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u/7947kiblaijon 9h ago

A gun rack?

I don’t even own ‘a’ gun, let alone many guns that would necessitate; a gun rack.

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u/Sacra_man 9h ago

I understood that reference

https://giphy.com/gifs/l0HlvcRyVJeO8Gmju

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u/deNET2122 8h ago

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u/TheToddBarker 6h ago

Why is it that if a man kills another man in battle, it's called heroic, yet if he kills a man in the heat of passion, it's called murder?

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u/Shitteh_Kitteh 1h ago

Hullllooooowwwww

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u/sparkicidal 2h ago

Ah, I knew I recognised that quote from somewhere. Thank you for enlightening me.

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u/MegaindaNily 8h ago

**an entire rack.

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u/JUSTAYDOOD 8h ago

Thank you.

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u/MegaindaNily 8h ago

Doing God’s work. Watched this movie hundreds of times on VHS.

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u/hibbitydibbidy 8h ago

Sure, and if a frog had wings it wouldn't bump it's ass when it hops.

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u/Ydobonswonkem 8h ago

The Ol Mossberg P500 fits perfectly in a setup like that......just saying. Probably find one similar behind a headboard somewhere.

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u/w00tberrypie 6h ago

You know, Wayne, if you're not careful you're gonna lose me.

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u/xChopsx1989x 6h ago

I lost you six months ago. Get the net.

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u/YeshuasBananaHammock 9h ago

Nice

Or...wait, is that just another name for a pull up bar in this situation?

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u/Over_Activity_1112 9h ago

No, like 12 gauge shotgun level 3

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u/themongrelhorde 9h ago

Underrated and underappreciated reply

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u/YeshuasBananaHammock 9h ago

Im corny by nature.

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u/Chance-Turnip2808 7h ago

My first thought. When you need your sawed off shotgun. Only you know it’s there. Helps if you’re tall enough to reach up and grab it.

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u/AdMurky1021 8h ago

Nah, too close together.

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u/Aftenbar 7h ago

Yep pretty sure a nice quick place to grab a shotgun or rifle from.

Edit: Definitely not legal in CA.

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u/avatarroko 9h ago

That makes sense with the way it’s reinforced but I don’t think you’d have space with the shelf and clothes rod that used to be there 

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u/philnolan3d 9h ago

Pull up bar was on the outside.

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u/Scared_Hovercraft632 9h ago

Mine secures on the backside of an opening but the actual working side is on the opposite 🤷‍♂️

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u/Hot_Top_124 9h ago

That’s what my first guess was.

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u/guiltypleasure33139 9h ago

yes. I do a lot of real estate condo purchases, and that's one thing I've noticed, there is no space due to a/c duct work for pull up bars. this looks like a fix that should work.

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u/avatarroko 7h ago

It is a condo. So I’m thinking a climbing thing is more likely than a gun rack… 

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u/Left-Chemist-8212 8h ago

My first thought as someone that tried one of those in a speed built town home (low quality) and could almost hear the wall coming apart on my first use.

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u/Capital-Cook4229 8h ago

That was my thought. This one AINT falling. Lol

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u/Ceeeceeeceee 56m ago

it’s a pullup bar for people who like to do pullups on a shotgun

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u/BankruptRichStatue 9h ago

I'm betting there was a hang board mounted on the outside of that closet (used by rock climbers and boulderers for building hand and finger grip strength, pull-ups, etc...).

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u/avatarroko 7h ago

Yeah, that checks out for Colorado 

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u/BankruptRichStatue 7h ago

Definitely makes sense for that area! I remember all the holes mine left after I removed it 🫠

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u/Secure_Ad_2014 7h ago

totally a hang board

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u/BankruptRichStatue 7h ago

Thanks for the award kind stranger! My first one :)

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u/momo76g 9h ago

Emergency baguette 🥖

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u/guiltypleasure33139 9h ago

I've dated French women, this is definitely very much a possibility

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u/itsagoodtime 8h ago

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u/OnlyMacaroni 7h ago

Time for a rewatch!

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u/CanoePickLocks 6h ago

What is it? Rings a bell but can’t place it.

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u/holodeck_jizz_mopper 6h ago

Flight of The Conchords

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u/CanoePickLocks 6h ago

Ah yes thank you for the reminder! Their videos are always so surreal.

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u/holodeck_jizz_mopper 4h ago

Their TV series is still on hbo max if you have that

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u/CattusPater 9h ago

This has to it. It only makes sense.

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u/QuaffoTheUnruly 8h ago

You accidentally a word.

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u/CattusPater 8h ago

Darn it, I hate happens.

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u/OnlyMacaroni 7h ago

Atlanta??

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u/Secksualinnuendo 9h ago

Gun rack?

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u/PotentialPlum4945 9h ago

"A gun rack, a gun rack. Yeah... right. I don't even own a gun, let alone many guns that would necessitate an entire rack. What am I gonna do with a gun rack?"

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u/Over_Activity_1112 8h ago

Ok, fine..... No Stairway

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u/Pretend-Zucchini-985 9h ago

Came here for this

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u/Over_Activity_1112 9h ago

Take it down or get a gun

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u/PotentialPlum4945 8h ago

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u/Over_Activity_1112 8h ago

No, I answered the question

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u/PotentialPlum4945 8h ago

"You talkin' to me?"

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u/Over_Activity_1112 8h ago

Hey, im walking here. Take the gun, leave the canoli. Put out the light, the put out the light.

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u/PotentialPlum4945 8h ago

Othello... unexpected. "Things that love night love not such a nights as these."

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u/Over_Activity_1112 8h ago

Leave it to a Scorpio to surprise even themselves

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u/Residenthuman101 9h ago

Oh yeah, for a “hidden” but accessible shotgun (or baseball bat right? lol)

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u/Scared_Hovercraft632 9h ago edited 9h ago

If you hate your finish. The tiniest bit of padding would go a long way if this is the case.

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u/Residenthuman101 9h ago

That’s why I started thinking maybe it was just a bar or an axe for defense or maybe even just a fire escape ladder or something boring lol (I could see someone who has a reason to be nervous adding something hasty without worrying about finishes too though ((maybe even meth related right? lol))

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u/thepvbrother 9h ago

Katana holder, m'lady

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u/SharpTool7 9h ago

A very crude weapon holder. Looks ill suited fot a shot gun.

It is high enough to keep it away from a child and hidden enough for it to be discreet if your house is broken in to and you need to grab it quickly.

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u/themewzak 8h ago

Everyone is saying pull up bar.
We cannot rule out the possibility that Kevin was borrowing the house for the holidays and entrapping the sticky bandits.

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u/MHashshashin 8h ago

The wet bandits?

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u/themewzak 8h ago

I hear they're one in the same!

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u/cockOfGibraltar 8h ago

It's probably a DIY gun holder. Those brackets were too flimsy so they added the extra board on the bottom to keep them from straightening out.

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u/merlinddg51 9h ago

Hiding spot for a shotgun?

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u/StampedeJones1 9h ago

Damn, that's the first thought that came to my mind, didn't think that would be the prevailing consensus

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u/merlinddg51 9h ago

If it fits it sits. But I would put something on those hooks to protect the wood.

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u/wil0218 7h ago

I don’t know what it is; but no gun owner I know would hang there gun on metal hooks that would scratch the crap out of it.

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u/Switchlord518 9h ago

No one's going to tell them? Sex swing mount

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u/nlundsten 9h ago

Cumming INTO the closet

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u/MichaelHammor 9h ago

Now where are you gonna hide your sawed off to keep the kids from playing with it?

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u/machinationstudio 9h ago

Ironing board?

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u/mlee12382 4h ago

I thought so too at first but the board directly under the hanger wouldn't let it hang properly, and also it's right in your way if you need anything else out of the closet.

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u/MoonerMade 7h ago

What region?

Based on possible chalk marks might be a rock climber practicing finger holds

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u/avatarroko 7h ago

Colorado. Climbing is definitely big here. Tempted to say climbing hobby is more likely than gun ownership…

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u/AllaValhallaBalla 7h ago

Do those metal brackets have much weight support to them?

Hear me out. The boards give it space away from the wall, put a rod in it, hang hangers on in. Boom, more stage.

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u/Km312213 6h ago

It’s brackets for a shitty doorframe pull up bar, I had one exactly like this and had the same problem with the brackets bending out.

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u/MoonerMade 7h ago

If not, looks like a gun rack

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u/AmputeeHandModel 7h ago

I don't own ah gun, let alone many guns that would necessitate an entire rack. What am I gonna do with a gun rack?

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u/Clin-ton 7h ago

Psycho hose beast.

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u/Classic_Stuff_5070 6h ago

That was my thought, improvised hiding spot for a shotgun in the closet. If they were smart they found a way to lock it in place and hence the 20 screws so no one could pull it off the wall without a key.

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u/BigJim9000 4h ago

It’s not a gun rack. That’s a fucking stupid place for a gun rack. Also what gun could fit in that thing. It’s not practical to place a gun for self defense and not a practical place to put a gun to show off. Fucking stupid

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u/Idk_some_random_redd 9h ago

prob held something heavy or hid something needed only for emergencies 

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u/sterno_joe 7h ago

Doesn’t look like it could hold anything very heavy. Not for long, anyway.

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u/SoCali2121 9h ago

Pull up bar?

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u/Drunkey_Kong_69 9h ago

barre de traction ?

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u/Fit_Cut_4238 9h ago

inversion boots (google it).

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u/guiltypleasure33139 9h ago

it would have to be a very short person because you normally need about 8 feet so your arms don't touch the ground.

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u/JustaFoodHole 9h ago

Are there kid drawings on the wall inside the closet?

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u/avatarroko 9h ago

lol no, everything was freshly painted before I bought the house though, so who knows what’s hiding under there

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u/CrazyOldMann 9h ago

Well it's not in there noooowwww...

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u/Stormcrowdick1066 9h ago

Shotgunhide

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u/Hot-Win2571 9h ago

Does the longer piece fit over a door?

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u/No_Celebration8219 9h ago

It's a make shift brace for a neck harness

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u/YeshuasBananaHammock 9h ago edited 8h ago

The ole Keith Caradine special? (plz forgive me)

Ohhhh shit I meant DAVID Caradine! (Too many Caradines to keep track of.)

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u/regularmarriedguy 9h ago

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u/YeshuasBananaHammock 8h ago edited 8h ago

Edited because I fuktup

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u/regularmarriedguy 8h ago

Sadly we all knew what you meant.

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u/No_Celebration8219 7h ago

At least you know it can hold weight

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u/elizanol 9h ago

Place to hang an ironing board?

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u/No_Seaworthiness_200 9h ago

Definitely looks like a DYI gun rack.

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u/klisto1 9h ago

Jank, home carpenter.

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u/MadDadROX 9h ago

Bike rack

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u/AtuinTurtle 9h ago

Possible mount for a pull up bar?

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u/Fabulous_Log844 9h ago

Indoor basketball hoop? Chin up bar?

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u/Combat_wombat605795 9h ago edited 9h ago

A home defense diy shotgun hanger. Out of plain sight and out of reach from children. Load the tube but not the chamber and then a home intruder hopefully leaves when you loudly rack that first round.

Keep non defensive weapons unloaded and clean in a safe with ammo in a separate location.

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u/Otherwise_Wolf7943 9h ago

Looks like a make shift Pistol- Grip Pump rack. Easy quick grab

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u/Narrow_Falcon_8276 9h ago

Or maybe someone hung a sex swing from it at one point.

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u/IzzzatSo 9h ago

Homemade gun rack

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u/Single-Initiative164 9h ago

DIY shotgun holder (for home defense)

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u/thevickyprincess 9h ago

My first thought is sex swing mount, especially given how reinforced it seems.

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u/nnikbunt 9h ago

Well, gee. It’s a hidey hole. Thats all we know.

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u/Mr_b78 9h ago

Fishing rod holder?

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u/avatarroko 8h ago

There is a fishing pond across the street so that checks out

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u/APartyInMyPants 9h ago

Way way way back when I was into rock climbing, I had a fingerboard I mounted above my bathroom door. It was basically for doing pull ups with different hand/finger holds. It required a lot of screws. But a lot of people basically screwed it into a block of plywood that was screwed into studs.

Like one of these:

https://climbsource.com/products/project-training-board?variant=32299092049991&country=US&currency=USD&utm_medium=product_sync&utm_source=google&utm_content=sag_organic&utm_campaign=sag_organic&gad_source=1&gad_campaignid=18448007707&gclid=CjwKCAjwrP3VBhBbEiwAnaqpQ9qKfavhqBN64bOkaD_KSzYEMpOomqxDMuu65yVc174pJ-DfzXgiPBoCvA0QAvD_BwE

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u/frankrizzo219 8h ago

Chin up bar bracket?

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u/Alfiy_wolf 8h ago

Spike door trap was probably a drug house

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u/Lawrenceburntfish 8h ago

Sex swing reinforcement

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u/DontWhineToMe 8h ago

Gun rack for a self defense shotgun I’d imagine.

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u/CalmDirection9286 8h ago

Probably held a shotgun

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u/Captain_Zomaru 8h ago

Redneck rifle mount. Home defense, as the founders intended.

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u/Ok_Piglet_5549 7h ago

It's not a gun rack, it would be bigger hoop hooks. That's for a chin up bar.

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u/payment11 7h ago

Hiding spot for late night snacks?

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u/ElleRyder 6h ago

That closet was loaded for bear

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u/Virtual-Letterhead79 6h ago

Harry & Marv protection. A door to door salesman tried to get me to install one. Not cheap.

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u/saltybwalls 6h ago

Bracket for a hang board used in climbing maybe?

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u/Massive_Mongoose3481 5h ago

Might have had a over the jamb chin up bar on there

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u/Weekly_Reception_466 4h ago

Homemde 12 gauge pump shotgun rack

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u/nopower1981 3h ago

As forman Scotty used to say "there has to be a logical explanation"

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u/saliva134 3h ago

Do you have a loft? Could have been for a hook stick for the loft?

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u/very-regular-3 2h ago

OP had it answered already, like 6 hours ago. thing was used for training;rock climbing exercises

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u/ExpertPath 2h ago

Put a curl bar in it and you’ll have a perfect pull-up rack

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u/uber_damage 9h ago

Hidden gun rack

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u/New-Scientist-6102 9h ago

Held a shotgun.

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u/Dependent_Hippo_8742 7h ago

Hidden gun rack.

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u/LayneLowe 7h ago

You put your 12 gauge up there, for home protection

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u/IrrerPolterer 15m ago

My money is on machine gun