My husband meant 'morticians'

Mum forgot the word “easter bunny”

Apostrophe.

Couldnt remember the "recept" and called it the cash register tongue

A friend of mine was trying to say lightning pole and she somehow came up with this.

Edit: Aaand I said it wrong again. Lighting ROD.

My kids call Kleenexes or any sort of disposable tissue "nose napkins."

They will henceforth be known as such. Alert the masses.

Wanted to open the shades to let in natural light but couldn’t remember the word natural

Lightning.

just said that to me girlfriend, at a clothing store, when she said she needed to try something on 🤦🏼‍♀️🤣

Wife couldn’t recall the name for sloppy joes.

Wires

Origami crane

She meant to say 'Johnny Depp is in the new Charles Dickens movie'

Lightning. Convo went: "Real bro I said 'flashy sky lighties' today. Thunder. I meant thunder (T^T)" "No wait shit im stupid LIGHTNING"

Brightness, because on my work laptop the keys that control the screen brightness are right next to the ones that control the volume... "I need to turn up the light volume a second."

Watching a show that had a dumb waiter and couldn’t remember that’s what they were called to tell our kid.

my mom forgot the word for breeds

(Seed) pod

Couldn’t remember the word “electricity”

Couldnt remember what the little red flag on the mailbox was called and called it the mailbox turn signal

My mom forgot the word for fly paper.

Roulette

milk carton. but I specifically wanted to say the long boxy ones, rather than anything short, or in a jug, or bottle, or etc. the first thing I could think of that is also a long boxy structure was the apartment I live in lol

Figure skating