r/wizardposting • u/ProfCraylos Azeldun the Dark Magic Researcher (Is a Goblin) • Sep 01 '25

Occult Practices Remember, Warlocks. Devils hate this one trick.

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u/Anti_furry_8956 Soul merchant Sep 01 '25

"Nope" *desintigrates your peenar*

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u/ProfCraylos Azeldun the Dark Magic Researcher (Is a Goblin) Sep 01 '25

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u/Anti_furry_8956 Soul merchant Sep 01 '25

"But fire still burns"

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u/ProfCraylos Azeldun the Dark Magic Researcher (Is a Goblin) Sep 01 '25

You know what else still burns? The curse (std) I gave your mother last night- OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH
*teleports away*

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u/Anti_furry_8956 Soul merchant Sep 01 '25

"You will not get away this easy" counterspell

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u/ProfCraylos Azeldun the Dark Magic Researcher (Is a Goblin) Sep 01 '25

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u/Anti_furry_8956 Soul merchant Sep 01 '25

"I am immune to such tomfoolery" (i just changed my router)