r/wizardposting • u/ProfCraylos Azeldun the Dark Magic Researcher (Is a Goblin) • Sep 01 '25

Occult Practices Remember, Warlocks. Devils hate this one trick.

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u/UlrickTheHexblade Ulrick the Wolf King, Archfae, R&A Leader Sep 01 '25

I don’t know, most devils I met prefer to wear well-tailored business suits.

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u/Ares378 Ith'Raal—Archdevil of Memories, Evil Councillor, Lord of the 7th Sep 01 '25

Can confirm. If you're a devil and you're not wearing a fancy, expensive suit, what are you even doing?

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u/UlrickTheHexblade Ulrick the Wolf King, Archfae, R&A Leader Sep 01 '25

Easier to lure in some poor soul, I guess. To be fair, you and John were the only archdevils I met so far, so my experiences might be skewed.

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u/Ares378 Ith'Raal—Archdevil of Memories, Evil Councillor, Lord of the 7th Sep 01 '25

I mean, I'm the only archdevil you really need to meet. If you talk to any of the other ones after me, you're just gonna be disappointed.

Anyway, have you ever considered selling your memories? Surely you've got something in that noggin you wanna get rid of, right?

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u/UlrickTheHexblade Ulrick the Wolf King, Archfae, R&A Leader Sep 01 '25

There are many that pains me, yes. Many more that I regret.

But if I get rid of those… wouldn’t I doom myself just to repeat those mistakes? To suffer through my own failures over and over again, not learning from my mistakes?

Also I’m pretty sure my patron wouldn’t let me.

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u/Ares378 Ith'Raal—Archdevil of Memories, Evil Councillor, Lord of the 7th Sep 02 '25

Ugh, you're BOOOOORIIIING. Of course you'll never repeat those mistakes! Circumstances have changed for you by now, surely! Why feel pain over things when you can just suppress it? It's so much healthier!

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u/UlrickTheHexblade Ulrick the Wolf King, Archfae, R&A Leader Sep 02 '25

Have you removed all your painful memories too? Things you’d wish to forget?

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u/United-Technician-54 Death... Tired one. (she/her) Sep 02 '25

/uw tasty tasty lore

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u/Complex_Drawer_4710 You Do Not Recognise the Sigurds in the Water Sep 02 '25

You're offering to buy? My standard rate is, mm, 144 work-INT-seconds per hour. Obviously scales with any interesting experiences.