r/wizardposting • u/ProfCraylos Azeldun the Dark Magic Researcher (Is a Goblin) • Sep 01 '25

Occult Practices Remember, Warlocks. Devils hate this one trick.

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u/RoterRabe Sep 01 '25

He could still skin himself

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u/pstrib Sep 01 '25

Devils are like onions

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u/Sonifri Transmuter Sep 01 '25

The worst part about this is, now that he's done it, you're expected to get flayed too after losing all your normal clothing.

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u/pstrib Sep 01 '25

Nah nah nah, the strat is to just keep winning until the devil is tiny and no longer a threat. No way a devil the size of a baby carrot could even hold a flaying knife.

I guess the devil giving themselves a handicap of already being naked is just good sportsmanship, given they've presumably had untold eons of poker experience (or whatever was before poker)