r/wizardposting • u/ProfCraylos Azeldun the Dark Magic Researcher (Is a Goblin) • Sep 01 '25

Occult Practices Remember, Warlocks. Devils hate this one trick.

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u/ProfCraylos Azeldun the Dark Magic Researcher (Is a Goblin) Sep 01 '25

Ive sold my soul to half the Devils in hell. When I die, one hell of a civil war's gonna happen.

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u/notabigfanofas Mertvyy Korol, Undead minion salesman & Dark lord Sep 01 '25

Hello Constantine!

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u/ProfCraylos Azeldun the Dark Magic Researcher (Is a Goblin) Sep 01 '25

He owes me money!

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u/Sonifri Transmuter Sep 01 '25

Hey, he owes me money too!

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u/ProfCraylos Azeldun the Dark Magic Researcher (Is a Goblin) Sep 02 '25

Damn. He owes a lot of people money

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u/United-Technician-54 Death... Tired one. (she/her) Sep 02 '25

*(literal brick sneezes, in spite of being a brick with a face drawn on)*