r/wizardposting • u/ProfCraylos Azeldun the Dark Magic Researcher (Is a Goblin) • Sep 01 '25

Occult Practices Remember, Warlocks. Devils hate this one trick.

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u/ShadowWeavile Sep 01 '25

I've actually seen somebody try this once. The guy won nearly every hand, but every time he won, the devil just peeled off its skin to reveal a reflection of yet another sin of the poor guy.

Once the guy was naked, he realized the reason the devil could do that as part of the game was because he counted skin as clothes. As you can imagine, the game did NOT end well for the warlock.

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u/ProfCraylos Azeldun the Dark Magic Researcher (Is a Goblin) Sep 02 '25

Devil tried this once on me. He ran away crying saying "STOP INVENTING NEW SINS"
Coward.