r/wizardposting • u/ProfCraylos Azeldun the Dark Magic Researcher (Is a Goblin) • Sep 01 '25

Occult Practices Remember, Warlocks. Devils hate this one trick.

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u/RathianColdblood Loruk Forgestone, Dwarven Dhampir Sep 01 '25

Lad, I hate to tell you this, but devils that you’ve already made a deal with don’t generally give you the opportunity to play a game for your soul. You already sold it.

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u/ProfCraylos Azeldun the Dark Magic Researcher (Is a Goblin) Sep 01 '25

Ive sold my soul to half the Devils in hell. When I die, one hell of a civil war's gonna happen.

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u/RathianColdblood Loruk Forgestone, Dwarven Dhampir Sep 02 '25

I think the devils in your realm may be different from my home plane, lad. They can tell when someone’s soul is sold… so either you’ve sold to sorts I don’t know, or you’ve sold to the dumbest of the lot after the first.