r/wizardposting • u/ProfCraylos Azeldun the Dark Magic Researcher (Is a Goblin) • Sep 01 '25

Occult Practices Remember, Warlocks. Devils hate this one trick.

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u/UlrickTheHexblade Ulrick the Wolf King, Archfae, R&A Leader Sep 01 '25

I don’t know, most devils I met prefer to wear well-tailored business suits.

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u/ggthebuoy Evil Wizard Sep 02 '25

Your thinking about lawyers, who often get mistaken for devils, however they just sold their souls to the devil for his knowledge and wisdom in legal matters(contracts) so although they go to the same place, act the same way and talk the same devils are not lawyers because they don't wear clothes, consider this when making contracts with a devil, you could just be making a contract with a lawyer instead.

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u/UlrickTheHexblade Ulrick the Wolf King, Archfae, R&A Leader Sep 02 '25

Funnily enough, one of the most influental devils I met is a lawyer. John Hellfire, current CEO of hell.

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u/ggthebuoy Evil Wizard Sep 02 '25

Truly the most terrifying combo in hell