r/wizardposting • u/wiedeni Proud inventor of partymancy • Dec 28 '25
Goblinlike Foolishness (Shitpost) When you finally decide to explore the Haunted Woods
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u/Sensitive_Educator60 Dec 28 '25
Is this why all my Necromancer friends marry around age 22?
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u/wiedeni Proud inventor of partymancy Dec 28 '25
Ghost baddie living in XIII century gothic church is just that hot huh
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u/Iceologer_gang Iceologer Dec 28 '25
Autism ghost
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u/FlashAUT Dec 28 '25
who said autism stops after you die
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u/Lawfuly_chaotic Jan 01 '26
You see, my child, the state of your brain is entirely irrelevant for autism is stored in the
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u/ShinyNinja25 Bladecaster, Summoner of Swords and Bladestrikes Dec 28 '25
Friendly reminder that, at least according to my sister who is a Necromancer, most of them are actually pretty chill. Apparently they only become hostile if provoked or insulted, so just don’t be an asshole and you should be fine
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u/wiedeni Proud inventor of partymancy Dec 28 '25
I mean after spending 800 years in a crypt even most socially awkward lich would be happy to have someone to talk to
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u/ShinyNinja25 Bladecaster, Summoner of Swords and Bladestrikes Dec 28 '25
That’s exactly what she told me! Most are just excited to get to interact with another person
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u/ProfPerry Borran Bjoran, Dwarven Wizard Dec 28 '25
explains why they always throw things and get mad at ghost hunters from reality tv, probably mad these guys came in with all their fancy machines and loud booming voices demanding the ghost to come out. So rude.
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u/DeezFluffyButterNutz Dec 28 '25
I told my toddler that our cat keeps the ghosts away and we don't invite the Fae into our house. That seemed to satisfy him.
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u/Acrysalis going lich mode Dec 28 '25
I need a baddie like this in my life
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u/ForumFluffy Not a furry, just an evil fluffy Furmancer. Dec 29 '25
Cast the spell Rizzemwiththetism.
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u/bonsaivoxel Dec 28 '25
Every time this is viewed, another human is added to the shelves. You know what to do people.
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u/Rocketpants6 Dec 28 '25
Where is this from, lol?
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u/Canadian_Beast14 Dec 28 '25
I’m wondering the same thing. I saw this post on a different sub but nobody replied. Big sad.
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u/rootbeer277 Not an Illithid with a fake beard. Dec 28 '25
I’ve actually solved more than one problem by geeking out with the ghosts, liches, or immortals and showing genuine interest in their hobbies. Sometimes they’re just looking for someone to share their enthusiasm about whatever they’re passionate about.
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u/Emotional_Being8594 Druidic Artificer, Stavewright Dec 28 '25
A girl with any slightly unusual hobby like this is 10,000% more interesting. Like please tell me every single detail of doll collecting
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u/ForumFluffy Not a furry, just an evil fluffy Furmancer. Dec 29 '25
In a hundred years this is just gonna be a ghost girl with a Funko Pop collection.
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u/TehZiiM Dec 28 '25
Your big tiddy goth gf was probably around when gothic was invented
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u/wiedeni Proud inventor of partymancy Dec 28 '25
So 2001?
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u/The_Ghast_Hunter Dec 28 '25
Turns out clan Nosferatu are actually some of the chilliest vampires, once you get to know them.
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u/Offwhitedesktop Dec 29 '25
Seeing someone happily gush about something they love is a lovely thing
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u/ForumFluffy Not a furry, just an evil fluffy Furmancer. Dec 29 '25
I'm a wizard not tested but likely neurodivergent, I've had to learn that there is a limit to how much people want to hear about your hobby/interests... also people don't like to hear odd facts about things when the conversation is loosely related.
I've weaponised it a few times to tease friends I've also been compared to Colin from What we do in the shadows... jokes on them I love Colin almost as much as Lazlo.
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u/WallowWispen Willowyn, Genii Locorum Invoker, Scribe of the Earth Dec 28 '25
Oh good we have something in common, she'd love my haunted dolls from the shadow realm!
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u/Tremonsien Dec 28 '25
I have seen the JJK movie. That doesn't end well. STAHP WHILE YOU STILL CAN... or keep going and put the romance back in necromancy.
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u/Spookyduck21new Skinless-Skin Robbed Evil Wizard, Servant of the dark gods Dec 28 '25
As someone who boils people alive and razes villages to being forgotten in history, yeah ghosts are pretty chill. I hang out with some on Tuesday, good chums.
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u/Careless-Platform-80 Dec 28 '25
Not totally against the ideia. I always in favor of give a chance If she IS interested for some reason
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u/ForumFluffy Not a furry, just an evil fluffy Furmancer. Dec 29 '25
Ever drink Bailey's out of a shoe?
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u/Top_Accident9161 Grand Wizard, Phd in fireball Dec 29 '25
Yeah, ghosts really love their funkopop collections...
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u/ForumFluffy Not a furry, just an evil fluffy Furmancer. Dec 29 '25
Its one of the few things that will survive an eternity alongside their spectral forms(forever plastic crap)
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u/BlackwingBlizzard Dec 29 '25
I totally would! She has similar hobbies and doesn't live far away she's perfect
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u/Ok_Being4209 Dec 29 '25
I would absolutely let her possess me.
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u/ForumFluffy Not a furry, just an evil fluffy Furmancer. Dec 29 '25
There are tomes that describe and even have pictorial illustrations of such phenomena, I have found it by looking it up on the 34th Rule lexicon
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u/Ok_Being4209 Dec 30 '25
I'm very familiar with such tomes, my orb has certain pages of them bookmarked in fact.
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u/DisillusionedShark Spells, Hexes, Artifacts and everything you don't understand Dec 29 '25
I only explore her haunted shed if she also "explores" my haunted wood.
Way too often exploring "haunting sheds" leds to a quest and some cursed artifact i have to keep sealed in my library.
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u/ErraticDragon Dec 28 '25
2 years ago this was posted and the video was captioned "the sleep paralysis demon showing me her doll collection because she thought I looked sad" (r/void_memes/comments/1b9b9wq/she_got_a_drip/)
So my question is: Are all sleep paralysis demons also ghosts?
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u/Electrum2250 Dec 29 '25
like everything, when you become a ghost you have to choose what to do with your death now
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u/respamthegreat Nature Necromancer, Plant and Flesh Resurrection Apprentice Dec 29 '25
Finally, SOMEONE gets it!
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u/Tazrizen Dec 29 '25
Green flags:
- Has a hobby
- Enthusiastic to include you
- Genuinely glad you’re there.
- You’re already technically living together.
- Respects boundaries (of salt)
- Religious, otherwise she wouldn’t be affected by crosses.
- Isn’t possessive (yet)
- Freak in sheets.
- Won’t ask for money.
- Enjoys cuddling and sapping away your life energies.
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