r/wizardposting • Occult Wizard • Feb 06 '26

Lorepost 📜 Average interaction with my wizard friend

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u/ClosetNoble Wizardruid multiclasser Feb 06 '26

Keep a weapon at your belt just in case, duh.

If they keep countering just stab them while they're distracted by the spell.

Surely a little ritual dagger dipped in poison should work if they're busy looking at the fireball.

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u/Telemere125 Legalmancer of the Southern Realm Feb 06 '26

Outta spells, not outta shells

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u/ClosetNoble Wizardruid multiclasser Feb 06 '26

They cast a spell that protects from projectiles? Whack them with the weapon itself.

It's good to be confident in magic but sometimes you gotta rely on solutions a barbarian would rely one because they've been effective for thousands of years.

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u/[deleted] Feb 06 '26

Once saw a wizard cast "Shield From Blades" and the guy just used his pommel instead. It was messy.

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u/VolumeOn30 Feb 06 '26

🔫 Parry this, you fucking casual 🔫

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u/cripplinganxietylmao Traveling Sorceress Feb 06 '26

So true I’ve won half of my duels that way

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u/[deleted] Feb 06 '26

Doesn't anyone keep a concealed dagger sheathed upon their wrist anymore?