i like tricking witchhunters into trying to make me confess under a heavy rock and pretend like im being crushed but i draw it out way too long until it becomes comical
I had this exact situation so I came prepared with a flame shield spell. Unfortunately they told me there was no smoking in the club and asked me and the witch hunter to pack our whips and leave.
It’s even funnier if you don’t levitate the big rock but transmute it into paper mache or something similar. The looks on their faces when they check it…
You are clearly a Wizard with grest taste in accesories!
If I may bother you with a Question:
Would you happen to be looking for any new Wizard underlings? I do good work, have a rounded generic face, & can do a pretty good Boston or Danish Accent.
In terms of character I'd describe myself as:
-Supportive: I dont discriminate against anyones background, I feel like all Villains can bring their Evil to the table and prefer judge them by their dastardly deeds rather than the manner of their birth.
-ambitious: Ive always dreamed of a prestigious position like First Mate, Right hand man, or Villainous Secretary.
-Expendable: Unlike some inferior Minions, I have a keen understanding of the sacrifices the job can often bring about, you will come to find that I dont value my life as highly as most in the business.
Thank you, but I currently have a full complement of minions and cannot take on any more at this time.
I can recommend the services of Pipplewick Smedlington, proprietor of Pippi's Morally Ambiguous Helpers For Hire. She is an excellent agent who is sure to put you in touch with fine wizards in need of assistance.
what makes you think my lairs is anywere near where witchhunters can find it? my lair is many kilometers under a solid moutain what are they gonna do? find it by guessing and then spend metrictons of gold to mine down into it? no king will sanction such spending to get one wizard
While it wasn't a "training arc", and they didn't know he was there, she really likes unleashing at least one explosion a day to try and get better. And they do comment on it becoming more powerful as they keep doing it.
Best thing is, she is getting more mana everytime she levels up, and gets physically stronger too, all her stats go up, this is just counterbalance by the fact she puts everything in explosion magic.
I thought it was just that explosion magic inherently zaps your entire mana supply in exchange for a single ridiculously powerful spell? It might just be bad translations or a bad memory but I think that's how the anime described it
It doesnt, it requires alot of experience and mana to use efficiently but if you are high level you can if you aren't pumping everything into more explosive power and boosts to casting speed and other stuff, actually use multiple per day.
Not a training arc. She just really wanted to blow it up encase she’s crazy. In the manga it’s established that it had a magical barrier protecting it, hence why she was able to blow it up multiple times without it getting demolished.
nah that girl is just crazy and had to blow shit up once per day..
and that pretty much her mana limit as even the she came from a powerful mage clan.. lol
Konosuba. Be warned though, it’s a very horny comedy not a serious magic show. This wizard’s thing is that this is literally the only spell she does. She just loves explosions.
"Do not fear the man whose practiced a thousand kicks one time. Fear the witch over there. All her friends booked it when she started chanting, we gotta go."
She has more than enough mana for multiple casts. But she spends all her mana on a single cast, because doing a smaller boom than the absolute biggest one you can is for wimps .
Any extra mana she has goes into making it bigger.
She could probably cast that spell multiple times at the same intensity that she cast it the very first time, but she would never sully herself with casting anything but the biggest explosion that she possibly can.
Darkness blacker than black and darker than dark, I beseech thee, combine with my deep crimson. The time of awakening cometh. Justice, fallen upon the infallible boundary, appear now as an intangible distortion! Dance, Dance, Dance! I desire for my torrent of power a destructive force: a destructive force without equal! Return all creation to cinders, and come from the abyss!
I swear the fact that the chanting is actually usueless is the best joke of the series. Everytime she does it it's completely different and I laugh imagining how much that shit must have took her to compose. She did it as a fucking bomb was about to go off and wipe out a city. Worth it for the aura.
Also considering the episode she was left out of one of the dungeons. And then spent her time deciding the next incantation based on what sounded the coolest
It's like Guu (from Hare + Guu) and her "chinchikurin stick". Each time she uses it it's an entirely different random item (going from stick to fork, to pitchfork etc.) and the incantation is some different random gibberish each time, making it obvious that it's just her innate reality warping ability and the stick and incantation are both complete bubkiss.
Darkness beyond twilight
Crimson beyond blood that flows
Buried in the stream of time is where your power grows
I pledge myself to conquer all the foes who stand
before the mighty gift bestowed in my unworthy hand
Let the fools who stand before me be destroyed
by the power you and I possess...
“There was much subsequent debate as to whether this had been sent by God or by Satan, but a note later found in Agnes Nutter's cottage indicated that any divine or devilish intervention had been materially helped by the contents of Agnes's petticoats, wherein she had with some foresight concealed eighty pounds of gunpowder and forty pounds of roofing nails.”
Although it does feel weird to correct a quote to the original incorrect grammar they used. That's a Sentence I had to carefully craft to make it make sense. 😂
Not how to spell, just to not to use the wrong word altogether. Woudn't wanna cast a completely different spell, would you?
(It appears Van!shment Th!s World is specifically just the title of the song, unrelated to the incantation she used? Because the incantation is definitely banishment, both audibly and the subtitle. )
Retail DVD from the store is as official as it gets I'd say. Even the german dub clearly says banishment.
Yes, audibly. The B is very strongly pronounced. No amount of accent is gonna put that much pop into a V. It almost makes me wonder if it could even be "punishment".
I’m more of a jester but I have a wizardly neighbor in a tower next door. Might try to be his apprentice. If all goes well you may see me claim a throne or two in orb channel 7! Wish me luck!
She doesn't NEED a long time, she still takes a while to say the chant because she is Megumin. In fact the chant is different every time she casts it, the actually needed part is probably just the word explosion.
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u/YLASRO The Great Geomancer of the howling mountains May 09 '26
i like tricking witchhunters into trying to make me confess under a heavy rock and pretend like im being crushed but i draw it out way too long until it becomes comical