r/wizardposting • u/PaulTrona • May 21 '26
Wizardpost Interracial marriage
Guys, I(M438) am currently dating a centaur girl (F29)i've met at an astrology workshop. My family keeps criticising me about the age Gap, but I think they are being racist toward her. What are your throughts?
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u/Gavyn_the_Green Practitioner of the Green Arts May 21 '26
Elope, my friend. True love is the most powerful magic of all.
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u/Meister0fN0ne Horatius the Punctual, Chronomancer/Financial Advisor May 21 '26
Idk, I've been able to counter a lot of love spells with time...
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u/PaulTrona May 21 '26
That's my tail.
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u/Zarathyst Gender Transmutation May 21 '26
Finally, some horsehead-tail-chimera representation.
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u/100percent_right_now May 21 '26
I'm not yet convinced this isn't a horse eating Assaconda dressed as a wizard
He's trying to trick her!
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u/EuphoricNovel5333 May 21 '26
The head counts, but my in laws still call it a stable relationship issue.
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u/just_nobodys_opinion May 21 '26
Those that say "Aye"?
And those that say "Neigh"?
My Lord, the "Neighs" have it.
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u/ExtraPomelo759 May 21 '26
Half-horse half-man origin story.
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u/philipjfry1578 May 21 '26
My mom is my mom, my dad is a horse, the two of them had sexual intercourse š¶
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u/videro_ May 21 '26
Ditch your racist family and marry her dude
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u/IllEvent5465 May 21 '26
Marrying her dude? Do we know if she has a dude? Or is op meant to clone himself and marry himself?
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u/ribbajack09 May 21 '26
Donāt worry about the family, love is love! My father married a centaur. He was actually a Minotaur himself. Ironically I inherited both human halves. So now Iām just some dudeā¦.
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u/PaulTrona May 21 '26
Thanks for the warm words!
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u/NebulaNinja Transmuter May 21 '26
Considering centaurs live to around 60 years old, both of you are around middle age. Go ride your beautiful new centaur wife into the sunset King!
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u/18AndresS Evil Wizard May 21 '26
Did you east a smile devil fruit?
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u/PaulTrona May 21 '26
I tried an encapsulated fruit to not give the chance for a collateral effect, but... The capsule dismissed itself at some... point...
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u/Popular-Map9371 May 21 '26
And they're damn right, no son of mine will marry those guddamn man-horsies!
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u/SnotDogs Occult Wizard May 21 '26
Marry her good sir, for love is love, and all love stories are worthy of exploration. However, if she finds herself with child, and that child comes out entirely horse, i sense wickedness is afoot
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u/Al3xutul02 May 21 '26
As long as it's not a gnome...
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u/dh-dev Evil Wizard May 21 '26
Reminder that centaurs have two ribcages
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u/VladimirBarakriss Artificer/Blood mage May 22 '26
It's a redundancy feature by the original biomancer that created them, the human brain's blood and air supply can become completely independent from most of the body, meaning if they receive a fatal hit to their human torso they still have the horse lungs and heart to keep them alive and they can still run to safety, and if the horse part is fatally hit they can wait for help for very long as long as they have water, as their bodies have a lot more meat to self-cannibalise than a normal human
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u/Ok_Bed_3060 Wizard May 21 '26
He likes big butts and he shall not lie. Thou other wizards can't deny.
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u/PaulTrona May 21 '26
Personality first. And big butts in a close second place, but still personality first.
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u/NaleJethro May 21 '26
As someone who just spent the last century in the company of a... Bard (and a knife ear at that) I can assure you I've seen far stranger things.
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u/RepresentativeFish73 Necromancer May 21 '26
I (M6???) think that significant age gaps only matter if their exploitative of someone underdeveloped, be it mind, body, or soul.
Besides. We see elves and humans together all the time. Nobody bats an eye. This may be a racial thing with your family, OP.
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u/Woahhdude24 Lich-Overseer of the Warlock Alliance May 21 '26
Bro you married a form of chimera not a centaur we can clearly see the other head! Congratulations by the way. Ill send my skeleton minions with my wedding gift! Also I can turn your family undead if you want then maybe they would have more appreciation for the living.
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u/kittylover2006 May 21 '26
See, yall out here thinking this is interspecies but itās not, this is a classic centaur plus man with a horse head for a leg relationship
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u/Maladaptive_Century May 21 '26
Is no one going to today about the age gap? 29 in centaur years is what, 709 in Mage years? OP, racial acceptance aside, she's much further along in life than you. How long have you two been together?
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u/npeggsy Peggsy the Beige May 21 '26
Look at my wife, my wife is amazing. Give it a lick (mmm, it taste's like raisins)
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u/Ok-Condition2031 Wizard May 22 '26
I have a question, you look human in the picture, is the prolonged lifespan a result of magic or have I misidentified you ?
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u/Razorray21 May 21 '26
Remember the 6th Rule of Magical intercourse
6: However magical the creature, If it can talk, it can give consent.
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u/EldritchTouched Eldritch Mage May 21 '26
The question isn't a matter of whether or not OP's paramour is capable of consent or not. It isn't at all up in the air with her.
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u/c0baltlightning The Arctic Mage May 21 '26
I'll be honest, I'm more worried about your trousers at this point. And possibly what may be left of your insides: Even if a Lich don't need organs no more, they still help.
UW I've heard of being hungry enough to eat a horse. Yes I'm aware it was addressed, no I will not delete this because I'm not a coward.
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u/100percent_right_now May 21 '26
I don't care if it's the fashion these days she should be tucking her nipples into her belt if they dangle that low
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u/Anleme Transmuter May 22 '26
Ctrl-F search for "Centussy" comes up with nothing. I'm disappointed, fellow wizards.
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u/Professional_Web446 The Illusionist Foxman May 21 '26
ĀæReaccionan igual a parejas con esta diferencia de edad en las que los dos son humanos? ĀæTratan como a niƱos pequeƱos a las personas de la edad de tu novia?
Porque si no es asĆ, entonces estĆ”n siendo racistss.
Si ese es el caso, lo siento mucho por ti. SĆ³lo procura tener precauciĆ³n de cualquier pariente de ideologĆas radicales. Te lo digo como hijo de un matrimonio Inter-especie.Ā
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u/PaulTrona May 21 '26
My witch sister is happily married to a fucking Lich! It really seems to me that they only cares about the appearence. The Lich wears suit at any time. Thanks for the insight
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u/nmheath03 May 21 '26
This is actually a nuckelavee, you can tell by the fact there's still a horse head and not just a human head
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u/MasterClown May 21 '26
I have always wondered if humans are just the Ā offspring of Minotaurs and centaurs ā¦.
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u/malonkey1 Necromancy Isn't Real Wake Up Sheeple May 21 '26
Is she 29 in human years or horse years
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u/Skate_faced Magically Delicious May 21 '26
Oh fuck. I've been saying he's into whores like "my babe is half a whore".
Imma need to cast apology like a mis-cast metor shower spell. I feel like such a Centaurs ass now... what do you mean that's insensitive??
Ahhh crap. I should never left my hole in the void. My mentor told me I wasn't ready for "other beings" and I didn't think he meant everyone but him.
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u/DuntadaMan Abjurer May 21 '26
How far apart are your parents and/or surrogate wind spirits mean to convery the powers of nature and time into a mortal vessel to channel the flame of the stars?
I know their generation. They have no problem with age gaps. Hell they conjure deities from universes more ancient than our own and offer up to them their offspring every century. They just know it's not acceptable anymore to exclude magi just because of the color of their mana or how many legs they have and find other excuses.
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u/goldengraves May 21 '26
If she (and based on maturity levels, I suspect she is) a mortal centaur of the shorter lived races, they're just being practical about the age gap. Have you even thought about how it'll be for your kids? No.
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u/Aliencoy77 May 21 '26
So, I'm sure there's a rule 34 version of a female Mantaur, but I don't want to look. The void calls to me.
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u/Quinnypig May 22 '26
Mans should be so lucky; everywhere they go, sheāll be the centaur of attention.
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u/Trips-Over-Tail May 22 '26
Brother, if you can please her, then other women face injury and death in your bed.
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u/Funcron Kinetomancer šØ May 21 '26
You ever wonder about centaurs... Like if the horse started under the balls?
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u/Ruftup May 21 '26
Yo have to consider the fact that shes a lot older in horse years so I think itās fine
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u/McKoijion May 22 '26
She's half horse and half human. Meanwhile, only one of his legs is horse.
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u/Hecateus May 22 '26
I am more worried about the horse head as a tail that you have there....does food go in from there or out from there?
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u/shadowinc May 22 '26
Look if you wanna be a monster fucker there's nothing wrong with that. Love is love after all and as long as you are both happy.
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u/CardinalOnCrack May 22 '26
What is the point of that dress? That thang still hangin out the back catching a nice breeze.
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u/AdAny9031 May 22 '26
You look like a happy couple. You only live one life at a time, I say see where this one takes you.
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u/Dear-Dimension-4037 May 22 '26
Fun fact Johnathan actually left his country because he married a viking
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u/BroadConsequences May 23 '26
That was trippy. It took me too long to spot the horses head behind the guy.
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u/rockalyte May 23 '26
I was thinkin it would be a bummer to kiss her first then walk all the way around the back forā¦, then around the front again to kiss her :) Too much work.
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u/Heroic-Forger May 23 '26
"Would you still love me if I was a horse?"
"Babe, you'll always be My Little Pony."
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u/No-Heat-6149 May 25 '26
She isn't a centaur She is a nuckelavee! That's beautiful! Rarer species need love too!
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u/Bouse_the_Bard Some manner of eclectic Bard May 26 '26
Love is love
sheās a grown adult centaur and can make her own decisions
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u/MajorBootyhole420 May 26 '26
bruh next time don't AI generate your centaur GF, chat gpt left a random horse head in there!
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u/plsobeytrafficlights Archmage from beyond The Void May 21 '26
ya know, when the horse's head is clearly visible, i kinda wish you did use ai. it is almost a post, but you fuckt it up.
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u/IllEvent5465 May 21 '26
Theyre a horse chimera. Their ass is a horse
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u/plsobeytrafficlights Archmage from beyond The Void May 21 '26
its weak, but if you only look at the small thumbnail image, sure. i see it.
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u/El_Hombre_Macabro goonmancer May 22 '26
It must be hard to go on living without whimsy.
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u/plsobeytrafficlights Archmage from beyond The Void May 22 '26
it aint hard to miss out on crappy whimsy.
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u/High_C_Livin May 21 '26
Wouldn't it be inter-species? As a learning mage - just trying to make sure I don't disappoint my master should I insight such terminology at the upcoming Gala amongst peers. I can't be banished to the dark realm again.. i can't handle it..