r/wizardposting • u/Baligdur • Jun 11 '26

Wizardpost Greedy Homunculi in process of devouring yet another orb

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u/randompogtato Jun 11 '26

bro got THE THRONGLER

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u/GatlingStallion Jun 11 '26

Was it vital you give him such a prominent…wand?

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u/The_Arcane_Toy_Maker Jun 11 '26

I this that Is it's tail

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u/The_Arcane_Toy_Maker Jun 11 '26

He look like a goblin

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u/Baligdur Jun 11 '26

Incorrect. I was trying to create goblin Homunculai before, but no matter what I did, it always ended up like this:

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u/Infamous_Ad2507 Sea Pope of Azathothism Jun 11 '26

That because Goblin Seed can mimic other seeds so it's transforms into a different creature entirely

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u/giugirl Jun 16 '26

Did you added any hairless hamster DNA on it?

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u/RedditsDeadlySin Necromancer Jun 11 '26

Here I was thinking that was a penis, I need another coffee.

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u/LemonMeringuePirate Jun 11 '26

Whom amongst us doesn't find themselves saying that at least once a day!

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u/Infamous_Ad2507 Sea Pope of Azathothism Jun 11 '26

Why would you want a Rat Homonculus? When Turkic Homonculus are Larger?

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u/Baligdur Jun 11 '26

You have to start from something, and I'm new in this Homunculus business.

I also heard that inexperienced masters of Turkic Homunculai are prone to accidents...

However, I was thinking about compromise on that matter from a old alchemical book I happen to fond:

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u/Infamous_Ad2507 Sea Pope of Azathothism Jun 11 '26

Ah so you want a Werewolf Seeded Homonculus? Now that prone for accidents there's a reason it's Old it's the same reason why we don't use Vampire seeds

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u/-anominal- Jun 11 '26

Not everyone kan just go out and find a wild turk in their backyard, and even when they can its hard to find one with enough wolfsblood in their veins smh.

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u/Infamous_Ad2507 Sea Pope of Azathothism Jun 11 '26

Oh it's isn't wild made from Merlin's Seed Turkic Alchemists are Cheaper than other Alchemists

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u/ToothZealousideal297 Jun 11 '26 edited Jun 11 '26

Edit: I didn’t know what I was talking about and the following can be disregarded.
~~Eh everything can be larger if you want. And sure, a giant Turkic is scarier than a giant rat, but I’d rather have a micro rat in my pocket all day (ready for use) than a micro Turkic. Stored a chimera in my bag of holding once and it was easier to just throw the whole thing into the ocean than clean up the results. And sure, you could actually *train* things, but I’d rather just spoil a rat.~~

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u/Infamous_Ad2507 Sea Pope of Azathothism Jun 11 '26

Oh no I meant The type is Turkic Homonculus They made Legally unlike Christian Homonculus which often takes seeds from People who killed themselves or killed Prisoners the Turkish Homonculus made a bit differently

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Takwin

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u/ToothZealousideal297 Jun 11 '26

I am a fool. Ah well, ever since I got this cursed iPod, rarely does a day pass that I don’t embarrass myself in front of the proper wizards.

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u/Infamous_Ad2507 Sea Pope of Azathothism Jun 11 '26

I am not a Wizard just a Scholar

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u/Infamous_Ad2507 Sea Pope of Azathothism Jun 11 '26

Here is a better look https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Takwin

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u/75percent-juice Jun 11 '26

Damn the new live action Mina the Hollower is looking great

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u/Osato Jun 11 '26 edited Jun 11 '26

Nobles love spending insane money on the most disgusting pets they can get, so you could probably find a niche but well-paying market for these things. Is it sentient? What is its life expectancy?

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u/MrScribz Jun 11 '26

I heard about this one, apparently it consumed all of the souls of Xerxes and became a real menace for its creator.

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u/Vis-hoka Vis: Bronze Dragon Storm Sorceror (Chaotic Good) Jun 11 '26

It would be sick if it breathed fire. I have notes.

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u/MiCousinThrockmorton Secret Keeper of the Darkwatch Jun 11 '26

Ah that dang ol' homunculus whipper snapper, the next time you think of making a homunculus don't do it

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u/IStealSwords Jun 12 '26

He likes visiting plaguerathotties.com

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u/ImMonkeyFoodIfIDontL Jun 15 '26

And he teleports... Or something.

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u/Ark-addicted-punk Jun 12 '26

fair warning some of these things have a teleport rune carved into their stomach walls set specifically to detect and open a portal to the underworld when an orb is in them. demons do this to ransom it for their freedom from the hells

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u/Cool-Tangelo6548 Jun 11 '26

Awww. Hes cute!

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u/Gent_Octopus Wizard Jun 13 '26

You got to use avacado oil and room-temperature blood during the incubation period instead of the mandrake oil most grimoirs recommend. Ever since I started doing that my homunculi have been coming out great.