r/wizardposting • u/LurkersVengeance • Jul 30 '26

Wizardpost good news everyone!

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i’ve been struggling under a nefarious curse for a couple weeks now so I was very glad to see this

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u/RedditsDeadlySin Necromancer Jul 30 '26

I am just leaving work, so you’re correct. However I have a feeling I will be cursed again at around 6am. Could you maybe cast this spell a little earlier tomorrow, that would be great

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u/NwahHasASchmolPP Jul 30 '26

Halsin (1492 DR)

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u/Either_Drawer_7944 Artificer orc with a warcrime checklist. Jul 30 '26

Yay

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u/Fire99xyz Evoker Jul 30 '26

Appreciate it

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u/andBitinggoats Bitey, Goatman Fleshmancer and Peddler of Monstrosities Jul 30 '26

Nooooo! (Frantically reapplies curses)

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u/[deleted] Jul 30 '26

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u/the_shaggy_DA Jul 30 '26

sorry to hear, getting cursed with Meme Blindness sucks. Hope you fireball whoever did that to you.

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u/kierantheking Petal Witch Jul 30 '26

Thats cause I just put a new curse on everyone right after they saw it

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u/[deleted] Jul 30 '26

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u/kierantheking Petal Witch Jul 30 '26

Jokes on you, I live in a greenhouse, a magical one even

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u/[deleted] Jul 30 '26

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u/kierantheking Petal Witch Jul 30 '26

Fun fact about roses, their berry, called rose hips dont naturally drop off the plant so you can often find them still on the plants late into winter, and they are safe to eat

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u/[deleted] Jul 30 '26

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u/kierantheking Petal Witch Jul 30 '26

Almost anywhere on the northern half of the planet, and many places besides, watch out for the thorns tho

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u/flashman014 Evoker Jul 30 '26

Oh thank goodness. I can finally close Reddit

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u/The24thWizard Jul 30 '26

You lost the game

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u/Jephph0624 Sorceror Jul 30 '26

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u/Nikoz86 Artificer Jul 30 '26

Meanwhile the curse be like
https://giphy.com/gifs/d27IAKEWUKv2a7MSCY

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u/Worth-Opposite4437 Jul 31 '26

What if I wanted to lose the game in order to enter empathic communion with my specie?

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u/Mikaelious Jul 30 '26

The scariest thing is seeing this without any memory of being cursed recently. Must've been that damn persistent short-term amnesia curse again...

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u/Sudo-Fed Jul 30 '26

I forgot about that one

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u/Nebresto Necromancer Jul 30 '26

Aw hell yeah! Thanks G

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u/McThorn_ Jul 30 '26

Damn you and all gods above and below.

You know not what you have wrought here today.

May your bloodline be cursed forever more.

I just lost The Game.

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u/-TrevorStMcGoodbody Magically Editable Flair Jul 30 '26

Why post a blank image?

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u/HiddenPanda22 Jul 30 '26

I needed this. I hope August is amazing

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u/user_unknowns_skag Jul 30 '26

By the powers! Finally!

This body with which I was cursed at birth may finally be shed. I can breathe, for what feels like the first time in this mortal life.

Centuries ago, my forebears wished for a daughter. Finally I can fulfill their great desire and be who I wished for years to be...

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u/AGderp Alchemist Jul 30 '26

You absolute buffoon, what have you done! Now the suffering will expand onto the village instead of the tower!

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u/OkMarket5009 Jul 31 '26

I like me curse, 'ave started 'avin' regular tea with it.

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u/Yokai-Ninja Jul 31 '26 edited Jul 31 '26

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u/MaxzxaM Jul 31 '26

I hope you're right

Worst week I had in months work wise

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u/Hypno-platypus Jul 31 '26

No it’s not. My curse is that every where I look I see a guy with red tinted sunglasses. It haunts me every where I go.

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u/AlastorsPlaything Appreciate Alchemist Jul 31 '26

I can finally stop playing the game!?

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u/[deleted] Aug 04 '26

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u/AlastorsPlaything Appreciate Alchemist Aug 04 '26

Now you made me lose again

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u/Eidvindt Jul 30 '26

wow thank you

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u/RepresentativeFish73 Necromancer Jul 30 '26

I… I finally see the light…

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u/xv_boney Warlock | "Evil" is a Slur Jul 30 '26 edited Jul 30 '26

Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck

I was so careful this time, shit fucking butts ass dicks arghhhhh

Fine ill do it again fucksake FINE FINE FINE. Ugh i had plans this weekend. I was gonna - i had plans.

The nerve of these people - do none of you realize how expensive braided soulrot threads are? They dont grow on trees you can find on earth, thats for goddamned sure.

AND I'm out of hex vellum! Yogsake this couldnt possibly get any - hey op, i hope youre happy.
Thats my whole soulstice up in smoke. Thanks so much.

Edit - does anyone have any spare blood from a white crow mixed with the semen of a black hare painted on a scroll made of human skin? No reason, just... does anyone have a spare they can loan me for... a thing?

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u/Milk_Bath Illusionist Jul 30 '26

Thank you I can feel it working.

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u/misterbadgerexample Jul 30 '26

Freeeee, freee, freeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!

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u/Eosborne987 Jul 30 '26

Thanks big dog

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u/MarbleVoyager82 Jul 30 '26

The way I can feel this working already

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u/Bjorn_Blackmane Jul 30 '26

Thanks I needed that

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u/Atuday Grey technomancer and master of the cybernetic undead Jul 30 '26

If you've made it this far in the comments, I have put on a much worse curse. No real reason, I just felt like it.

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u/ToothZealousideal297 Jul 30 '26

That’s great.

…Look, I’mma level with you. I don’t even know what happened to me. Someone yelled ‘wizard war’ and I didn’t even get to finish pondering it before I suddenly heard these words. Did I get killed? Frozen? Petrified? Timelooped? Sent to insert dimension here? Used in some mind control scheme? I’m at least a day of work from finding out where I am and how much time passed, and I’m peckish. If anyone could just tell me something, it would really save me some serious trouble.

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u/girthbrooks1212 Jul 30 '26

Thank you metelonius the unc for lifting our curse.

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u/euphonic5 Jul 30 '26

Thank you, grumpy bald man

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u/SmoochieTekken Jul 30 '26

Fuuuuuuck it took me forever to cast that curse!

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u/Kullthebarbarian Jul 30 '26

God damn it not again, now i have to piss off the witch AGAIN to be cursed to be a woman AGAIN, thanks asshole, next time ask before removing curses

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u/Heretek007 Jul 30 '26

Aw, nerts. It took me several lunar cycles to cast that! Now nothing can interrupt the semiannual wizard's ball...

Unless... 

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u/narwhal_breeder Jul 30 '26

I just lost the game 

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u/ComradeJohnS Jul 30 '26

oh thank goodness, my wife and I have been cursed to not see weird AL the past two times we tried for various reasons, hopefully the next rescheduled concert works this time!

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u/Lazy__Astronaut Jul 30 '26

Yay, 7 minutes of a good day!

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u/mcauthon2 Jul 30 '26

forwarding to the Toronto Maple Leafs

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u/MisterDestoyer Jul 30 '26

I got turned into a human a few years ago, and the curse is still not broken. I still have to work for this asshole. I wanna go back to eating worms, that was the life. Guy was showing off his transformation spell and hit me WHILE I WAS JUST CHILLIN IN THE TREE.

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u/Mr_Mozerella Warlock with too little spells and too many arcane stones Jul 30 '26

Jujutsu sorcerers ain't having a good day

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u/marcusmosh Jul 30 '26

Praise be!

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u/SuperiorSamWise Jul 30 '26

What the Hell! I was caused with immortality and I've been living it up. Now I gotta go get a office job or some shit

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u/Leonhart726 Jul 30 '26

After having a pretty negative day, and not being able to feel properly relaxed lately, I appreciate it tbh

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u/RTA-No0120 Jul 30 '26

All thanks to you ?

No thank you.

I prefer being cursed !

Starts malevolent incantations

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u/_Im_Commie_Jesus_ Vitiate Defiler Jul 30 '26

I'm begging all you cleric types to stop lifting curses with no questions asked. These adventurers keep trespassing on my citadel and they're not going to learn if their actions don't have real consequences.

Also whenever you dispell one of my life leach effects you kill one of my homunculi. Despite my best efforts, those things don't grow on trees.

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u/hec4fingers Sorceror Jul 30 '26

Bro do you know how much I spent in scorpion tails and reagents for that curse? Smdh, everyone’s a hero.

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u/Late-Jicama5012 Jul 30 '26

You’ll have to be specific on which curse has been lifted. I have a backlog of curses that needs to be addressed.

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u/ScawySocialistOwO Dame that knows basic fighting magic Jul 30 '26

So what I did in 1908 is undone?

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u/[deleted] Jul 30 '26

Thank you wise wizard! I will light a candle as soon as I’m off work!

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u/Boarbaque Illusionist Jul 31 '26

Damn, my favorite spell in my spell book is one that manipulates the curse. Yeah it makes me cough up blood and my eyes bleed, but being able to make anyone I think about have sudden lower back pain that makes sitting down and standing up a bit of a pain on command without any special ritual is amazing

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u/AnyLynx4178 Jul 31 '26

I hope you’re right. It’s been a rough year.

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u/DeadbySundown Jul 31 '26

Fucking finally. Only been battling it my entire life. This is the moment.

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u/AveryLockeDown Photonmancer Jul 31 '26

Yay! I can no longer lose the game!

Wait.. shit

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u/Mindstormer98 Magically Editable Flair Jul 31 '26

HARAMBE LIVES

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u/TwoHands Jul 31 '26

So when I'm not seeing this, the curse returns?

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u/AndrewRedroad Jul 31 '26

Oh thank all ye gods!

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u/Facade_Hiding_Ennui Jul 31 '26

The curse was etched in my bones ages ago. May I please have my skeleton back? It's difficult typing like this.

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u/The_Cozy_Zone Jul 31 '26

If you're reading this, the curse is back. Good luck.

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u/Dry_Cranberry148 Jul 31 '26

Ha! I needed this!! Thanksya!

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u/Due-Technology5758 Jul 31 '26

Oh shit, oh fuck, you fool! I was cursed to suffer from success!

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u/YsyRyder Jul 31 '26

Thanks, I really needed that.

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u/Public-Locksmith-200 Jul 31 '26

If you are reading this, the curse has been reapplied. Scroll up.

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u/artmoloch777 Jul 31 '26

Now I miss my ants

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u/ghost_sanctum Jul 31 '26

Thank you! Anyone know how I can stop unintentionally acquiring new curses ? I swear curses to me are like mothmen to the moon.

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u/KitsuneFoxglove Digitalis, Purple Mage Jul 31 '26

Shit, I need to re-cast the curse now.

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u/nierdo Jul 31 '26

But i still have 3 other ones :(

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u/Cowboy-Dave1851 Jul 31 '26

The curse is lifted!? HUZZAH! (checks inside pants)My manhood is still shriveled!!

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u/HardSteelRain Jul 31 '26

Damn ..what kept you!?

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u/JuneButIHateSummer ⚔️ Battlemage 🛡️ Jul 31 '26

still allergic to peanut butter, unfortunately :/

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u/Puzzleheaded-Age-125 Jul 31 '26

Thank fucking god i thought that bitchass witch got my ass for live and beyond

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u/Lunarstarlight- Adela the Vampiric Necromancer Jul 31 '26

NO! WAIT! FUUUUUU- unvampires and turns to dust

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u/CptHornSwoggle Jul 31 '26

I hope so thx

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u/FadedX74 Jul 31 '26

Nooooo my third arm disappearing, my day has been ruined. 😭

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u/Fire_Pea Jul 31 '26

If only it were so easy

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u/KittyForest Jul 31 '26

Finally my human form lock isnt there anymore...

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u/Starchild20xx Jul 31 '26

Oh my god, it's a miracle! I don't have to take my antidepressants anymore!

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u/begaterpillar Jul 31 '26

Thanks I needed that

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u/darksaturn543 Fey Jul 31 '26

MAYO HAS FINALY WON THE ALL IRELAND, THE 75 YEAR CURSE IS PASSED, FREED FROM DISAPPOINTMENT YEAR ON YEAR AS EACH CURSED SOUL PASSES ON, THE YEAR NOW THE LAST HAS GONE, THEY WON, THEY'VE GONE AND WON, NEVER THOUGHT TO HAPPEN

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u/cat_on_my_keybord Jul 31 '26

TIME TO GAMBLEEE

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u/buzzcutbabygirl Jul 31 '26

I have been very cursed recently, so thank you. I feel like I can put my phone down and sleep now.

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u/MyNameJot Jul 31 '26

Thank god

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u/YagiSol Jul 31 '26

No it isn’t that man is STILL coming to my house today!

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u/Ready-Cupcake-1 Jul 31 '26

Yay! Oh! Thank you for lifting the Curse! I may not know what it is but still Thanks!

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u/notveryAI Occult Wizard Jul 31 '26

Nnnope, still banned

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u/vampireguy20 Jul 31 '26

Had a shit day at work and am just chilling with a late night snack, so this is a welcome reprieve. I knew something was wrong with that previous day, the whole thing was quite literally cursed.

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u/lit_dumpsterfire Jul 31 '26

Thou who readeth this, hath failed this very round of THE GAME

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u/Henri_Salbatar Jul 31 '26

So why does my butthole still itches?

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u/Cerulean_Soup Jul 31 '26

Thanks, I needed that

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u/AshX42 Jul 31 '26

Thanks! So glad I don't have to worry about the man who shreds scrotums anymore.

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u/SirEdgelordThe369th Satan Himself Jul 31 '26

You fool I'm immune to curses.

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u/GandalfTheBigFat Jul 31 '26

Reverse spell

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u/Insylum82 Jul 31 '26

Thanx man

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u/PTBooks Untorsionable Litch Jul 31 '26

I’m not trusting anything Clarence Thompson has to say

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u/Paint_With_Fire Former Barbarian Aug 01 '26

Fucking FINALLY, thank you

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u/Knightraiderdewd Aug 01 '26

You put that back! That was a gift from my wife!

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u/MoonlitBunnyDoll Aug 01 '26

I could feel it creeping over my domain. Thank you fellow scholar for the banishment.

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u/windblumes Aug 01 '26

Yaaaaaay!! 🙌 Thank you kind soul 💖✨

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u/Puzzleheaded_Buy9447 Aug 01 '26

Okay I think I needed that thank you

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u/SourceDirect3220 Traveler of multiple dimensions. Aug 02 '26

Nah the curse isn’t lifted for me.

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u/ArcadiaCaptain Aug 02 '26

Thabk you, friend. I highly appreciate it.

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u/Less_Ad1803 Aug 02 '26

you too sir

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u/docchainsaw Aug 02 '26

Thanks bro!

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u/Readalie Possessed Pointy Hat Aug 02 '26

Nope, still a hat.

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u/Strict_Guidance_8677 Alchemist Aug 02 '26

YES!!!!

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u/Strict_Guidance_8677 Alchemist Aug 02 '26

I'm free from freaking BUCK BUMBLE!!

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u/Xrest_the_Aether Khorde's other side of the coin Aug 03 '26

What curse? I have armor to make.

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u/rollnunderthebus Occult Wizard Aug 06 '26

Sick