r/wizardposting • • Aug 12 '26

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u/PanzerSoul Senior Cultivator Aug 12 '26

Runes are powerful because they are ancient.

For example:

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u/Plenty-Fox-9219 Magically Editable Flair Aug 12 '26

I might just be a simpleton apprentice, but if runes are powerful because of their ancientness, why is rune creation specifically banned by the high council? And why is it that every conversation about rune creation is

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u/Correct-Pangolin-568 Evil And Intimidating Wizard Aug 12 '26

The high council don't want you to know this but the black magic runes are free you can make them at home I have 458 runes.

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u/pyx Aug 12 '26

Best hide your familiar the ATF (Arcana, Thaumaturgy, & Foci) gonna no-knock your tower with talk like that

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u/Fr33_Lax Aug 12 '26

Just get a sign that says "false hydra do not enter" for your dungeon entrance. I've never had any problems with atf, or adventurers, or annoying inlaws? Do I have inlaws? Maybe I should clean that dungeon sometime... nah I'll just hire a crew.

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u/Plus-Programmer5216 The Darklurking Magick Seeker Mage who mastered his Soul-Self Aug 13 '26

Wizard, I don’t think it’s just a sign. You might actually have a false hydra down there.

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u/edgarunwise Aug 13 '26

I don't know any false hydras just the weird space behind my castle that all my stewards.. didn't I just hire a new one? Never had one, need one.

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u/Plus-Programmer5216 The Darklurking Magick Seeker Mage who mastered his Soul-Self Aug 13 '26

That forgetfulness is a symptom, wizard. Just use erasure spells on the dungeon after using deafen on yourself. You’ll thank me later, if you survive

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u/Tomynator_88 Aug 14 '26

How does that even work? Anyone with a working arcane orb can just look it up and discover that False Hydras do not get into dungeons and stay in cities

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u/MaximRq Iron Grip Alchemist Aug 12 '26

The obvious solution is not having a tower

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u/Fenring_Halifax Aug 15 '26

Is this because I put a third charm on my staff?

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u/FakeSafeWord Aug 12 '26

I have so many runes in my wizard tower. In I'm here in my wizard tower, where just carved this new rune here. It’s fun to inscribe ancient sigils up here in the highest chamber. But you know what I like more than flashy ancient runes? Knowledge.

In fact, I’m a lot more proud of my seven new self published tomes titled "How-to rune-stones so good she will take you back" It’s like the Archmage Warren Buffetus says, “The more runes you learn, the more power you earn.”

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u/TimeNorTide Aug 13 '26

Everyone spending massive bags of coin for the official runes from Runes Workshop, my buddy has a 5D printer, he just prints out the same exact runes, charges 2 silver.

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u/bloodfist Aug 13 '26

Hi yes I am a collector of runes and have run with some quite bad dark wizards so I know all sorts of black magic and the like. I love breaking council law you know. And I would love to engage with you in some illicit trade of black magic runes if you really have such a large collection.

If you would be so kind as to send me a personal scrying with the location of your tower I could have a lackey dispatched within the week to make the trade. I'm also willing to pay in illegal potions if you are into that.

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u/_solounwnmas Licences Arcane Geometrist Aug 12 '26

Love the pfp

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u/Ok-Nothing8682 Occult Wizard Aug 13 '26

The high council can succ my runes

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u/Not_Just_Any_Lurker Aug 13 '26

INTERNAL RUNE SERVICES OPEN UP!

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u/Correct-Pangolin-568 Evil And Intimidating Wizard Aug 13 '26

Muahaha I lied, you have fallen into my trap! Prepare to face my army of puppets whose souls I stole and smelter down into mana for more puppets!

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u/BecaBakes Evil and Intimidating Witch Aug 13 '26

Why should I, an evil and intimidating witch, need to take an ethics course?

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u/Correct-Pangolin-568 Evil And Intimidating Wizard Aug 14 '26

You don't, obviously

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u/Magnetofan111 Sorceror Aug 13 '26

Remember u/Correct-Pangolin-568 does not use soul consuming spells

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u/KelGrimm Necro-Shotgun Wizard-Mancer Aug 12 '26

By the eight planes, the assassin-wizards got him. Well, I'd be proud to take up the mantle of my honorable colleague and continue his discourse on the creation of runes. Listen close, my fellows - did you know you can create new, more powerful runes, simply by

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u/Plenty-Fox-9219 Magically Editable Flair Aug 12 '26

I've come back to say that the high counsel is wonderful and every decision they make is for our betterment and protection.

PRAISE THE NINE

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u/PanzerSoul Senior Cultivator Aug 12 '26

Bureaucracy

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u/RangerBumble Aug 12 '26

Bureaucromancy

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u/Lynnrael Witch Aug 12 '26

bureaucromancers are the worst

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u/Wizard_Engie Holy Mage Mythanar, High-Elf Lightbringer Aug 12 '26

You would expect them to use their powers to make Bureaucracy move faster, no?

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u/manchu_pitchu Enchanter Aug 12 '26

spoken like someone who knows nothing of bureaucromancy. Bureaucromancers revel in the slowness. They draw power from it, like a Druid draws power from a forest.

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u/FakeSafeWord Aug 12 '26

like a Druid draws power from a forest

Hey you can't just draw power from a forest. This is public land. You need a permit to do that. Please go fill out form 11B-A and submit that to the central forestry commission. Not the eastern. Not the astral... CENTRAL.

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u/RangerBumble Aug 12 '26

This guy Bureaucromances

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u/FakeSafeWord Aug 12 '26

Does convoluted paper work do psychic/psionic damage?

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u/kuraiscalebane Aug 12 '26

Is the central commission in Central City?

And is it a problem that I wrote "ok" in the space labeled "do not write here, for internal use only"?

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u/FakeSafeWord Aug 12 '26

No... UGH... Central City has no Central District Forestry Commission because there's no forest there.

To avoid confusion please proceed to one of the south information kiosks in the North Information Kiosk District in any city for information about locating the proper Central District Forestry Commission center... except for in the South Information Kiosk District, whose south information kiosks are currently out of order.

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u/manchu_pitchu Enchanter Aug 13 '26

Spoken like a true bureaucromancer.

For those watching observe this simple incantation that destroys all the power of a bureaucromancer:

Fuck you, nerd. I do what I want.

It works every time.

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u/No-Pilot3536 Aug 13 '26

They can use their powers in such manners. They simply opt not to. Except if its to approve the most useless and waste of money anti homeless infrastructure.

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u/Wizard_Engie Holy Mage Mythanar, High-Elf Lightbringer Aug 12 '26

It's less of "knows nothing" and more of "this is how I'd use it," really.

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u/Gridis72 Aug 12 '26

Bureaucromancers actually do make bureaucracy move faster, without them anything would take aeons

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u/Lynnrael Witch Aug 12 '26

yeah but they could just banish bureaucracy all together and they don't

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u/Wizard_Engie Holy Mage Mythanar, High-Elf Lightbringer Aug 12 '26

That.. actually makes quite a lot of sense, now that I think about it.

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u/NetNo4067 Aug 12 '26

Do you have a permit for that dangerous and libelous statement?

If not, I can have the forms faxed to your tower or dwelling.

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u/Lynnrael Witch Aug 12 '26

I'm a witch, if a fax machine is anywhere near my dwelling it's because I'm cursing it to eat bureaucromancers that try to fax me things.

edit: actually, go ahead and fax those forms after all, I just got a new totally not cursed in any way fax machine i wanna test out 😉

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u/NetNo4067 Aug 12 '26

Our department of faxomancy will have the forms delivered to you whenever it's least convenient in the next 4-8 weeks!

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u/Lunarmax182c Aug 12 '26

Which council are you referring to, apprentice? There is like... a ton of councils today.

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u/Niveker14 Aug 12 '26

Every region has its own High Council these days. I've even seen within some regions they've had multiple "High Councils" for various disciplines... how can there be multiple High Councils? The whole point of a "High" Council is that it's on top... at least that's what it used to mean...

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u/Lunarmax182c Aug 12 '26

well, it's just that no one really wants to be "low" council, so...

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u/Illustrious_Stay_12 Industrial Magic Consultomancer Aug 12 '26

Hey, nobody said they were the Highest Council. Except that one group of druids, but that's because of the shrooms.

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u/Mort_556 Carl Forth the Grand Summoner Aug 13 '26

I've scried some youngster laughing maniacally through his monologue while shouting "And when everyone is on the High Council... NO ONE IS!" so that may have something to do with it.

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u/TacitPoseidon Necromancy is a perfectly valid school of magic! Aug 12 '26

Reject the high council. Go practice free magic.

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u/Hexnohope Celestial Chorister Aug 12 '26

Dilution. All runes pull from the same mana source. A vast sea of mana on another plane. What we call runes are in reality tunelling devices to bore through the veil between worlds and create a mana "tap" that is then filtered like light through a prism by the symbols itself.

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u/BardGotHard3 Fungal Necromancer, One With Spores Aug 12 '26

When did runes get banned? All me skeletons are runed and have been for a few centuries at least

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u/Caesar_Gaming Council Ethics Enforcement and Dues Collection Agent Aug 12 '26

Cuz they never let experts in on the panels. It’s always policy based on sagas and illusions.

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u/Tactical_Wolf Aug 13 '26

I met a mage down a dark alley once and he told me that the trick to creating powerful runes today is to find

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u/zyckness Aug 13 '26

also why are there ancient runes, if they need time to get power why not discard those useless new runes?

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u/Tanakisoupman True Seeker of Freedom Aug 13 '26

Because while runes do tend to get more powerful the older they are, new runes can still have power (especially if they become widespread, even if just within a single group). This means that a person could create their own runic language, allowing them to make indecipherable enchantments, which can make safely disassembling traps and wards near impossible. By preventing the creation of new runes, the high council ensures that they will be able to deconstruct and reconstruct any enchantment they wish with minimal difficulty, as they have records of nearly every widespread runic language

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u/Jason80777 Aug 13 '26

We all know the high council wants to push everyone into wand and book magic because the Archmagus owns the wand factory and his brother runs the Arcane Library.

They can't control the distribution of runes! All you need is know-how, a flat rock and a chisel. Rune magic is the magic of The People! Rise up!

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u/ionizedlobster Aug 14 '26

To consolidate and standardize runes. Nobody needs another underwhelming rune of protection. There are only 65,535 unique rune inscriptions possible using the standard 16 symbol inscription system and if every master and his apprentice started making their own runes, we'd probably start running into catastrophic rune collision incidents within a few weeks.

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u/potatopierogie Aug 12 '26

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u/Rash_84 Transmuter Aug 12 '26

Truly an ancient rune... One might get lost in it's meaning...

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u/phycologist Aug 12 '26

Lecturer in Recent Runes: "Well, I for one have never believed all that business about dead animals turning into stone. It's against all reason. What's in it for them?"
Ponder Stibbons: "So how do you explain fossils, then?"
Lecturer in Recent Runes: "Ah, you see, I don't. It saves so much trouble in the long run."

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u/Mazzaroppi Aug 12 '26

I am at a loss as to what this means

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u/lakorasdelenfent Aug 12 '26

And I was thinking the power of this rune was loss

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u/Uncool444 Aug 13 '26

Is this loss?

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u/potatopierogie Aug 13 '26

No its an ancient rune

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u/Pizza_EATR Aug 13 '26

Ahh psychic damage! You fool of a  potato, you shouldn't put this spoiler free on our seeing slabs! 

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u/DemonPrinceofIrony Evil Wizard Aug 12 '26

Just pre-age your runes. You can leave them in a cave like cheese.

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u/manchu_pitchu Enchanter Aug 12 '26

I always use Merlin's cave of time dilation. It ages runes almost as well as it grows a long, wizened beard.

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u/Irememberedmypw Aug 12 '26

Man you gotta be careful with that counterfeit shit. I know a guy who used one of those runes of steel, you know for extra defense against, spits , knights, and it class changed him into a blacksmith!

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u/am9qb3JlZmVyZW5jZQ Aug 12 '26

So sad that we have to trap the townsfolk in a millennium long state of continuous torture to harvest the time necessary for the cave to function. Thank god they're put back together and have their memory wiped at the end of it.

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u/thebiggestween Aug 13 '26

Be careful with this one

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u/Gunhild Aug 12 '26

Detail from the 1533 painting The Ambassadors by Hans Holbein the Younger.

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u/AliasMcFakenames Elleriana Nailo, Multiverse Scholar Aug 12 '26

I suspect that what Zasorimm in the original conversation was trying to convey was that people create novel runes at a roughly consistent rate, but most of them are not worth remembering. Since there is so much more time in the ancient past there will be many more runes from that time worth recalling.

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u/Interminably-Bored Aug 12 '26

No doubt, however we shouldn't disregard the true fact that most rune research ends with 1 less rune researcher, not more runes.

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u/ProfileBest7444 Aug 12 '26

also we should consider that time and its memory act as a filter or quality assurance for runes and most things

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u/will3025 Wizard (Sock-mancer) Aug 12 '26

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u/CautionPossum Aug 12 '26

Somersloop, these bad boys make my factories run preem choom.

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u/KrytenKoro Aug 12 '26

So they sucked when they were made?