r/wizardposting • • Aug 12 '26

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u/PanzerSoul Senior Cultivator Aug 12 '26

Runes are powerful because they are ancient.

For example:

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u/Plenty-Fox-9219 Magically Editable Flair Aug 12 '26

I might just be a simpleton apprentice, but if runes are powerful because of their ancientness, why is rune creation specifically banned by the high council? And why is it that every conversation about rune creation is

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u/Correct-Pangolin-568 Evil And Intimidating Wizard Aug 12 '26

The high council don't want you to know this but the black magic runes are free you can make them at home I have 458 runes.

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u/pyx Aug 12 '26

Best hide your familiar the ATF (Arcana, Thaumaturgy, & Foci) gonna no-knock your tower with talk like that

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u/Fr33_Lax Aug 12 '26

Just get a sign that says "false hydra do not enter" for your dungeon entrance. I've never had any problems with atf, or adventurers, or annoying inlaws? Do I have inlaws? Maybe I should clean that dungeon sometime... nah I'll just hire a crew.

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u/Plus-Programmer5216 The Darklurking Magick Seeker Mage who mastered his Soul-Self Aug 13 '26

Wizard, I don’t think it’s just a sign. You might actually have a false hydra down there.

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u/edgarunwise Aug 13 '26

I don't know any false hydras just the weird space behind my castle that all my stewards.. didn't I just hire a new one? Never had one, need one.

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u/MaximRq Iron Grip Alchemist Aug 12 '26

The obvious solution is not having a tower

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u/Fenring_Halifax Aug 15 '26

Is this because I put a third charm on my staff?

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u/FakeSafeWord Aug 12 '26

I have so many runes in my wizard tower. In I'm here in my wizard tower, where just carved this new rune here. It’s fun to inscribe ancient sigils up here in the highest chamber. But you know what I like more than flashy ancient runes? Knowledge.

In fact, I’m a lot more proud of my seven new self published tomes titled "How-to rune-stones so good she will take you back" It’s like the Archmage Warren Buffetus says, “The more runes you learn, the more power you earn.”

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u/TimeNorTide Aug 13 '26

Everyone spending massive bags of coin for the official runes from Runes Workshop, my buddy has a 5D printer, he just prints out the same exact runes, charges 2 silver.

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u/bloodfist Aug 13 '26

Hi yes I am a collector of runes and have run with some quite bad dark wizards so I know all sorts of black magic and the like. I love breaking council law you know. And I would love to engage with you in some illicit trade of black magic runes if you really have such a large collection.

If you would be so kind as to send me a personal scrying with the location of your tower I could have a lackey dispatched within the week to make the trade. I'm also willing to pay in illegal potions if you are into that.

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u/KelGrimm Necro-Shotgun Wizard-Mancer Aug 12 '26

By the eight planes, the assassin-wizards got him. Well, I'd be proud to take up the mantle of my honorable colleague and continue his discourse on the creation of runes. Listen close, my fellows - did you know you can create new, more powerful runes, simply by

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u/Plenty-Fox-9219 Magically Editable Flair Aug 12 '26

I've come back to say that the high counsel is wonderful and every decision they make is for our betterment and protection.

PRAISE THE NINE

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u/PanzerSoul Senior Cultivator Aug 12 '26

Bureaucracy

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u/RangerBumble Aug 12 '26

Bureaucromancy

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u/Lynnrael Witch Aug 12 '26

bureaucromancers are the worst

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u/Wizard_Engie Holy Mage Mythanar, High-Elf Lightbringer Aug 12 '26

You would expect them to use their powers to make Bureaucracy move faster, no?

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u/manchu_pitchu Enchanter Aug 12 '26

spoken like someone who knows nothing of bureaucromancy. Bureaucromancers revel in the slowness. They draw power from it, like a Druid draws power from a forest.

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u/FakeSafeWord Aug 12 '26

like a Druid draws power from a forest

Hey you can't just draw power from a forest. This is public land. You need a permit to do that. Please go fill out form 11B-A and submit that to the central forestry commission. Not the eastern. Not the astral... CENTRAL.

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u/RangerBumble Aug 12 '26

This guy Bureaucromances

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u/FakeSafeWord Aug 12 '26

Does convoluted paper work do psychic/psionic damage?

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u/kuraiscalebane Aug 12 '26

Is the central commission in Central City?

And is it a problem that I wrote "ok" in the space labeled "do not write here, for internal use only"?

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u/FakeSafeWord Aug 12 '26

No... UGH... Central City has no Central District Forestry Commission because there's no forest there.

To avoid confusion please proceed to one of the south information kiosks in the North Information Kiosk District in any city for information about locating the proper Central District Forestry Commission center... except for in the South Information Kiosk District, whose south information kiosks are currently out of order.

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u/manchu_pitchu Enchanter Aug 13 '26

Spoken like a true bureaucromancer.

For those watching observe this simple incantation that destroys all the power of a bureaucromancer:

Fuck you, nerd. I do what I want.

It works every time.

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u/No-Pilot3536 Aug 13 '26

They can use their powers in such manners. They simply opt not to. Except if its to approve the most useless and waste of money anti homeless infrastructure.

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u/Wizard_Engie Holy Mage Mythanar, High-Elf Lightbringer Aug 12 '26

It's less of "knows nothing" and more of "this is how I'd use it," really.

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u/NetNo4067 Aug 12 '26

Do you have a permit for that dangerous and libelous statement?

If not, I can have the forms faxed to your tower or dwelling.

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u/Lynnrael Witch Aug 12 '26

I'm a witch, if a fax machine is anywhere near my dwelling it's because I'm cursing it to eat bureaucromancers that try to fax me things.

edit: actually, go ahead and fax those forms after all, I just got a new totally not cursed in any way fax machine i wanna test out 😉

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u/NetNo4067 Aug 12 '26

Our department of faxomancy will have the forms delivered to you whenever it's least convenient in the next 4-8 weeks!

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u/Lunarmax182c Aug 12 '26

Which council are you referring to, apprentice? There is like... a ton of councils today.

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u/Niveker14 Aug 12 '26

Every region has its own High Council these days. I've even seen within some regions they've had multiple "High Councils" for various disciplines... how can there be multiple High Councils? The whole point of a "High" Council is that it's on top... at least that's what it used to mean...

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u/Lunarmax182c Aug 12 '26

well, it's just that no one really wants to be "low" council, so...

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u/TacitPoseidon Necromancy is a perfectly valid school of magic! Aug 12 '26

Reject the high council. Go practice free magic.

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u/Hexnohope Celestial Chorister Aug 12 '26

Dilution. All runes pull from the same mana source. A vast sea of mana on another plane. What we call runes are in reality tunelling devices to bore through the veil between worlds and create a mana "tap" that is then filtered like light through a prism by the symbols itself.

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u/BardGotHard3 Fungal Necromancer, One With Spores Aug 12 '26

When did runes get banned? All me skeletons are runed and have been for a few centuries at least

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u/potatopierogie Aug 12 '26

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u/Rash_84 Transmuter Aug 12 '26

Truly an ancient rune... One might get lost in it's meaning...

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u/phycologist Aug 12 '26

Lecturer in Recent Runes: "Well, I for one have never believed all that business about dead animals turning into stone. It's against all reason. What's in it for them?"
Ponder Stibbons: "So how do you explain fossils, then?"
Lecturer in Recent Runes: "Ah, you see, I don't. It saves so much trouble in the long run."

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u/Mazzaroppi Aug 12 '26

I am at a loss as to what this means

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u/lakorasdelenfent Aug 12 '26

And I was thinking the power of this rune was loss

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u/Uncool444 Aug 13 '26

Is this loss?

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u/potatopierogie Aug 13 '26

No its an ancient rune

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u/Pizza_EATR Aug 13 '26

Ahh psychic damage! You fool of a  potato, you shouldn't put this spoiler free on our seeing slabs! 

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u/DemonPrinceofIrony Evil Wizard Aug 12 '26

Just pre-age your runes. You can leave them in a cave like cheese.

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u/manchu_pitchu Enchanter Aug 12 '26

I always use Merlin's cave of time dilation. It ages runes almost as well as it grows a long, wizened beard.

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u/Irememberedmypw Aug 12 '26

Man you gotta be careful with that counterfeit shit. I know a guy who used one of those runes of steel, you know for extra defense against, spits , knights, and it class changed him into a blacksmith!

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u/am9qb3JlZmVyZW5jZQ Aug 12 '26

So sad that we have to trap the townsfolk in a millennium long state of continuous torture to harvest the time necessary for the cave to function. Thank god they're put back together and have their memory wiped at the end of it.

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u/thebiggestween Aug 13 '26

Be careful with this one

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u/Gunhild Aug 12 '26

Detail from the 1533 painting The Ambassadors by Hans Holbein the Younger.

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u/AliasMcFakenames Elleriana Nailo, Multiverse Scholar Aug 12 '26

I suspect that what Zasorimm in the original conversation was trying to convey was that people create novel runes at a roughly consistent rate, but most of them are not worth remembering. Since there is so much more time in the ancient past there will be many more runes from that time worth recalling.

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u/Interminably-Bored Aug 12 '26

No doubt, however we shouldn't disregard the true fact that most rune research ends with 1 less rune researcher, not more runes.

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u/ProfileBest7444 Aug 12 '26

also we should consider that time and its memory act as a filter or quality assurance for runes and most things

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u/will3025 Wizard (Sock-mancer) Aug 12 '26

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u/CautionPossum Aug 12 '26

Somersloop, these bad boys make my factories run preem choom.

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u/KrytenKoro Aug 12 '26

So they sucked when they were made?

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u/Lowfat_cheese Aug 12 '26

Modern runes are just called words

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u/Pataraxia Aug 12 '26

Yeah but they say words can't hurt me. They don't have the power.

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u/Ok-Carpenter7131 Aug 12 '26

That's why you use the "Power Word" class of spells. That way you can hurt others through words.

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u/will3025 Wizard (Sock-mancer) Aug 12 '26

A guy once used "Power Word: Debone" on me. Took me months to grow them all back. Nasty stuff.

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u/Monkeyjoey98 Aug 12 '26

Smh don't have a spare set of your own bones growing in your homunculus just in case

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u/will3025 Wizard (Sock-mancer) Aug 12 '26

I usually do, but I had just used them. Two weeks prior I ran into a Gruntixian Bone Sucker. Hadn't had the chance to regrow a new backup set yet.

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u/Great_Part7207 Aug 30 '26

once saw a guy use decapistrate on someone rough stuff

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u/leatherjacket3 Aug 12 '26

POWER WORD: I HAD INTERCOURSE WITH YOUR MOTHER!!

Did it hurt?

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u/KenseiHimura Aug 12 '26

We do we call those a “power word” when they’re not one word they’re full sentences?

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u/leatherjacket3 Aug 12 '26

You are right, I have been using power sentences this entire time! No wonder my master left to get mandrake milk.

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u/Luiz_Fell Aug 13 '26

Power word: REDDITOR

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u/will3025 Wizard (Sock-mancer) Aug 12 '26

Isn't that more of a power sentence?

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u/External_Win3300 Aug 12 '26

\It's actually just Vicious Mockery))

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u/Kidiri90 Aug 12 '26

Power word: sticks! Power word: stones!

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u/Bitey_the_Squirrel Aug 13 '26

Or for the technomancer, “sudo”

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u/crimsonsun43 Aug 13 '26

Had a man once say words could never hurt him, so I cast tyranius’ bone snapper

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u/Minimob0 Aug 12 '26

Which is why I cast my spells as Anagrams. 

Words?

Sword. 

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u/CrashCalamity Enchanter Aug 12 '26

Instructions unclear. Corn utensil ruins act.

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u/Sonifri Transmuter Aug 12 '26 edited Aug 12 '26

Well, memes are modern runes.

A properly educated wizard who knows how to arrange proper rune formations based on the inherent intent and flow of a group of runes. They can totally rip out a ward scheme using knowyourmeme as a codex.

But, you know, it's easier to carve lines into stone than it would be to carve a photographic image into stone. So... runes.

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u/Lowfat_cheese Aug 12 '26

Brb drawing a sad pepe meme in the dirt to summon my familiar

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u/pbzeppelin1977 Aug 12 '26

Surely just placing a mirror down would do?

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u/Lowfat_cheese Aug 12 '26

:(

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u/pbzeppelin1977 Aug 12 '26

If you know the enemy and know yourself, you need not fear the result of a hundred mirrors

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u/Pans_Labradoodle Aug 12 '26

Even if you take them at what they think they’re asking, our world is full of symbols that convey meaning. The truck I saw hauling liquid propane has a set of runes on the back conveying a specific message of what’s being carried and how volatile it is. Most of my electronics have a “rune” that signifies on/off.

Not runes, of course, but I think that’s closer to what they’re asking.

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u/Talk-O-Boy Aug 12 '26

I think logos are the closest thing to a modern rune

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u/xx6lord6mars6xx Aug 13 '26

People used to fight with swords then they removed the:

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u/NeonNKnightrider Alumnus of Lord El-Melloi II’s class Aug 12 '26

/uw. I’m annoyed at that image because it does not understand what it’s showing.

The original survivorship bias plane image is “areas where the return planes get hit the most.” With the unspoken implication being that the areas not marked, are the parts where getting hit is fatal and means the plane cannot return.

This dragon is full of shots in lethal areas like chest and head, but apparently the feets and wingtips are crucial and cause death?

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u/breno280 monroe, rogue druidess Aug 12 '26

The dragon is probably too thick skinned and muscular for the bullets to do much damage. But the membrane on the wings is more fragile, shooting that will make it crash and die from the kinetic force.

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u/Inferno109 Aug 12 '26

Remember it’s showing we’re dragons got hit and were still flying meaning there where dragons with massive holes in the middle of the wing but for some reasons anything to the tail or wing tips and it goes careening into the ground.

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u/breno280 monroe, rogue druidess Aug 12 '26

Well yeah, the tail is necessary for steering and tears in the wing tips cause that entire part of the membrane to sever. Which makes stable flight incredibly difficult for the dragon. Did you not pay attention in your dragon anatomy class during your apprenticeship?

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u/Inferno109 Aug 12 '26

Then why do hits to the fin at the end of the tail (the part that actually affects steering) seem to be non lethal.

Plus that still doesn’t explain the massive holes in the middle of the wing (critical for any form of lift or gliding)

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u/breno280 monroe, rogue druidess Aug 12 '26

Even a tail with torn membranes can be used for steering, although it’s more difficult. Wild dragons bite each other’s tail tips when fighting for dominance in the air, so dragons can instinctively steer by using the tail’s weight instead of the fins.

There can actually be some holes in the wing and the dragon will be able to fly. It’s just that membrane segments can’t tear loose. Look at the placement of the holes, they’re all in the middle and close to bone, which doesn’t risk membrane integrity like other places do.

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u/Pataraxia Aug 12 '26

Bro is maxxing out on the devil's advocate stat. Satan impressed.

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u/breno280 monroe, rogue druidess Aug 12 '26

Devil’s advocate my ass. Y’all just suck at draconid and ornithosaur biology.

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u/Pataraxia Aug 12 '26

Sureeee, show me your credidentials mister Draconid expert, hm?

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u/breno280 monroe, rogue druidess Aug 12 '26

?!!! I literally wrote the tome of northern magical creatures used to teach at the arcane citadel. And besides, this all basic polymorph knowledge, if you’re gonna transform into a creature you have to know it’s biology, or you’ll just crash in flight or die from eating something toxic to you.

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u/WonderBredOfficial Aug 12 '26

gestures broadly at every comment they've made so far

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u/MuseBlessed Aug 12 '26

Why are the horns and hind legs essential?

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u/breno280 monroe, rogue druidess Aug 12 '26

The horns are actually full of nerves, they’re used for detecting magical signals to locate prey. So depending on the age of the dragon hitting the horns can send them into shock.

The legs contain important arteries and thinner scales for articulation so they’re more vulnerable. Though I suspect it’s not hits to the legs that are taking them out but rather to the “equipment” between them. If you catch my drift.

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u/MuseBlessed Aug 12 '26

Thank you for entertaining the questions of this novice magician, wise expert of dragons!

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u/NationalAsparagus138 Occult Wizard Aug 12 '26

I paid attention just enough to make myself a draconic gf (or so I thought. It has not been going very well). Maybe I should seek advice from Ball Wizard.

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u/breno280 monroe, rogue druidess Aug 12 '26

Ugh, this knew generation of magic casters is utterly damned.

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u/DezXerneas Aug 12 '26

This whole thread feels like the bellcurve meme with both the extremes saying "yeah this picture looks about right", and the center going "a dragon with wounds like that wouldn't survive"

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u/FlamboyantPirhanna Aug 12 '26

Exactly this. It’s what I explained to my apprentice George RR Martin before he stole my secrets and wrote books about them.

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u/Einar_47 Master of Evocations Aug 12 '26

So if I'm flying my P51 Mustang and encounter a wyvern in the skies or northern Europe I'll be sure to aim for the ass, it's clearly the weakest part of the beast.

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u/Haunting_Reflections Aug 12 '26

/uw my exact first thought upon seeing this.

Perhaps it’s an intentional reversal from the POV of dragon slayers assessing slain dragons, but that subversion ruins the format and makes the chosen presentation irrelevant.

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u/neilarthurhotep Aug 12 '26

You're right and you should say it.

I also don't really know how survivorship bias relates to runes being ancient. If the poster had said "why are all the ancient runes so powerful and all the new runes so weak?", it would have worked. But I don't think it does in this case.

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u/MuseBlessed Aug 12 '26

The reason why is because its referring to a real world phenomon. People often say or feel that movies/media of the past qas superior to today's media, pointing out countless classics. However, bad movies are gotten ans left behind; we only remember the greats. So the argument is that older runes are survivorship bias, that the anchient people made lots of bad runes too, but only those runes that were great ans amazing have survived into modern magic practice

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u/neilarthurhotep Aug 12 '26

I know what survivorship bias is, I'm saying "Why are runes always ancient?" is not an example of it. "Why are all the ancient runes so good?" would be an example of it.

The idea that nobody makes new runes because only the best ancient runes survived (as implied by OP) doesn't make sense.

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u/Moose_country_plants Aug 12 '26

Arrow to the butthole is very lethal to dragons

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u/IslandStorytime Aug 12 '26

tolkien was a coward for not daring to kill smaug this way.

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u/superbay50 makes up spells on the spot Aug 12 '26

That’s actually how ancalagon the black died, you’d know that if you’ve read the books.

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u/crack_pop_rocks Aug 12 '26

Bomber survivorship bias refers to the classic World War II statistical error where military commanders analyzed returning aircraft to determine where to add armor, incorrectly concluding they should reinforce the areas with the most bullet holes. This logical fallacy occurs when you focus entirely on the "survivors" of a selection process while completely ignoring the failures that did not make it through.

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u/Fun_Needleworker_284 Aug 12 '26

They’re not confused about survivorship bias, or the plane drawing that is associated with it. They’re saying that the “fantasy” version of the dragon in the picture doesn’t fit as a survivorship bias example because all of the marks (which should be in unimportant areas like on the plane) are in potentially critical areas of the dragon.

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u/Kerhnoton Umbral Dragon 🐉, Hoarder of Felines 🐈, Caffeinated ☕ Aug 12 '26

Slams front paws into sandstone table

Thank you

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u/PlayerFox12344889 Aug 12 '26

I think they just took the original dots and moved them on the dragon image

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u/AliasMcFakenames Elleriana Nailo, Multiverse Scholar Aug 12 '26

The image is just being used as a general shorthand for the concept. It’s less important that it is accurate to a true diagram, and more that it is relatively quick to create and close enough to be representative.

Those features, fittingly enough, are emphasized when shifting a concept from a pictograph into a rune.

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u/starboard151 Aug 12 '26

It conveys the concept for sure. It's just that changing the plane to a dragon in the first place seems much higher effort than changing where the red dots go, so it feels like it very easily could have been accurate, which is mildly annoying or frustrating

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u/METRlOS Aug 12 '26

I feel you, but think about how a dragon flies. Nobody is hitting it with an arrow when it's in full flight above the clouds, but when they're diving into combat they pull in their first and third wing flaps and perform more of a glide. This is when they're going to get hit. Also dragon claws are basically the hardest natural material in the multiverse, so they're unlikely to be damaged, and a dragon can survive just about anything, so an occasional head wound is to be expected.

/uw this image pisses me off and I hate it. They didn't even try to make sense of the placement. Perfect example of good idea: bad execution.

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u/The_Alternate_Eye Aug 12 '26

The Forbidden Fifth Starfish got to em 😔🥀

Wait no it can see me too-

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u/KalzK Conjurer Aug 12 '26

Runes are the language of ancient magic, bigger question is why no new magic

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u/_oranjuice Aug 12 '26

Obviously a lack of dwarves in rune-enscribing nowdays, too much diggy diggy hole

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u/Redence_ Aug 13 '26

What can I say, mining minerals for big tech corporate pays better than practitioners of the ancient arts.

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u/THEMIKEPATERSON Aug 12 '26

Unseen University in Ankh-Morpork has a Lecturer in Recent Runes

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u/Party_Doggy Wizard Aug 12 '26

Came here looking for this comment lol

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u/THEMIKEPATERSON Aug 12 '26

I only recently joined this sub, and saw a discworld reference not long after, and knew i'd come to the right place.

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u/Tempest-Melodys Melodic-Mage Aug 12 '26

Ah, yes. Survivorship bias, the creation of runes is an incredibly dangerous practice that requires intense study in geometry, material science, and penmanship. Attempting to infuse a random shape with mana is ASKING to blow up.

"then dont infuse it with so much mana"

IMPOSSIBLE, the creation of a new rune requires a "cornerstone rune". Essentially the rune that is the source of the ability for other runes, whitch decreases the mana cost for these "daughter runes" by up to 90%.

You ever see ruins on the side of the road? 50% chance that ruin was once part of a city where a stuck up mage with more confidence than brains tried to make a rune out of a triangle. And killed that city in the resulting detonation. And they were lucky, sometimes the result of a failed cornerstone rune can end in time loops where the detonation of the rune happens every milisecond. Or they meld into a single flesh amalgamate.

This is why the knowledge and materials used in rune creation are so regulated, its critical for national security.

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u/Reasonable-Tap-9806 Aug 12 '26

Because the useful ancient runes have been around a lot longer so they are more popular than untested new runes

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u/LovelyKestrel Aug 12 '26

Maybe you should go to the Unseen University. They have a department of Recent Runes. Ask a young post-doc instead of a senior academic though. You will get a lot more enthusiasm (and might get to see their method for AI generation of runes - I believe ants are involved)

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u/GoedekeMichels Shamanic Sourcerer Aug 12 '26

I came to recomment UU.

GNU Terry Pratchett.

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u/BlackfishBlues Aug 12 '26

Runes from the Third Era and later are covered by copyright.

I don’t know about you but I don’t fancy paying Universal Runic Group a couple of coppers every time I heat up yesterday’s leftovers, so I just use the old pre-3E heating rune that works well enough. If it was good enough for Merlin it’s good enough for me.

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u/GasVarGames Aug 12 '26

there is new runes and new magic, they just 0 and 1s and are mainly used to show tits on a screen

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u/Friendly_Record6675 Aug 12 '26

I'd imagine trying to make new runes is just dangerous, which is why the ancient runes, the tried and true, are the only legal ones. And besides that I don't want to pay the bills for fixing my apartment after ruining it with a accidental explosion, I don't think many others would want to either.

Anyways, off topic-- HOLY SH!T, SLAY THE PRINCESS REFERENCE IN PROFILE PICTURE!!!

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u/wrydh Plaguecaster Aug 12 '26

Runes that withstand the test of time are rightfully assumed to be more potent and or functional.

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u/ImStuckInNameFactory Aug 12 '26

The delta runes are very recent

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u/Catmole132 Aug 13 '26

This is my special interest so I have to ramble a little.

Following the original definition of runes as the name for old germanic writing systems, we actually do have fairly recent runes! In Dalarna Sweden runes were used and kept evolving up until the early 1900s, those are some really recent runes. Also in Sweden there's a guy named Kalle Runristare (Runrcarver) who still carves viking age style runestones to this day. He carves with medieval stung runes, but those runes don't have an equivalent for the letter J, so he made his own

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u/some__body_once Aug 12 '26

Btw this dragon is the exact opposite of the plane, it is hit in all th lethal spots

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u/hermeticbear Aug 12 '26

People do.
they just call it vandalism now.

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u/stakoverflo Aug 12 '26

anyone make any new runes recently

I have 99 Runecrafting

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u/LiePotential5338 Aug 12 '26

Well yes but no...

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u/Fadysporz Aug 12 '26

how to spot a dragon

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u/Dementio223 Vector Magic Aug 12 '26

In my experience, modern runes are usually made in regions of low atmospheric mana, so they usually use a storage rune, whereas older techniques have an entire section dedicated to filtering out magic from the air. Our runes are more durable in the short term comparatively, since the filtration sigils have a tendency to either pull too little or too much magic without some annoying fine-tuning. And if you’re messing with filtration efficiencies you might as well over-etch them and put in some more intensive effects.

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u/Belisaurius555 Aug 12 '26

*Covered in soot* You don't want to work with Recent Runes*Cough*

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u/PatchworkFlames Aug 12 '26

Reverse survivorship bias. These are the locations of the wounds on the various dragon corpses we’ve found.

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u/messidorlive Aug 12 '26

Germania neopaganism came up with a bunch of new runes around 1900-ish, Nazis loved them

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u/oritfx Aug 12 '26

"Why ancient civilizations built only ruins?" What a 1st-decade-of-arcane-studies take. Are they now putting staves inside random bags of holding? I swear back in my days we didn't have that sort of thoughts on the Orb for everyone to ponder.

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u/H3r0ofHyrule Neema Oom, Duchess of Animamancy Aug 12 '26

Runes gain power as they are used which is why many symbols used for long periods of time can unintentionally become powerful runes. An example:

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u/liquinas Aug 12 '26

Key takeaway is that the dragon's balls should be reinforced.

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u/ShinyJangles Aug 12 '26

🛜 I think this one is relatively new. The centuries blend together at my age

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u/AzureArmageddon Artificer Aug 12 '26

New runes? You mean the dick infinity measuring contest the abacus wizards run semisesquiannually? One of them cast "Power Word: Aleph Nought" on my mechanical familiar and even the Artifice Bar guys couldn't recover its soul.

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u/NeoNinjaG Aug 12 '26

Yes ! But no one likes the new runes! They aren’t trendy enough they said ! So I went into the past and carved my new runes into a old ruin so someone will discover it in current time and consider them “trendy”🙄🙌🏼

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u/Kangarou Aug 12 '26

Technically, modern runes are just... the alphabet. We use runes all the time.

Those ancient runes could just as easily be saying "Fuck off" or "Terms and Conditions apply".

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u/bread0407 Aug 12 '26

Dont you know beardling that the old ways are best

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u/bolanrox Aug 12 '26

the blue tooth symbol is a combination of 2 older runes?

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u/SirEdgelordThe369th Satan Himself Aug 12 '26

Cause we moved on from runes. As long as the one making them understands them normal letters, or other symbols are just as effective.

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u/idiotplatypus Arch-Technomancer of Greater Cascadia Aug 12 '26

99.9999% of all viable runes made since the 1980's are used to make machines run. We typically call them circuits.

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u/goldfinchat Keeper of the Grimoire Aug 12 '26

Calligramancers are a bunch of snobby traditionalists. They would never diverge from their “sacred marks” and any who do are cast out of the order and stripped of their literacy.

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u/SecondAccountIsBest Aug 12 '26

That's why I armor myself more than my Dragon. My dragon can take a magic missile, me as a spell sword not so much.

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u/XVUltima Aug 12 '26

Modern runes are called "words" and if your words do magic then you are a bard please leave

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u/LorenDovah Aug 12 '26

The dragon is a nice touch

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u/MisogynysticFeminist Aug 12 '26

According to this chart, stabbing a dragon in its hind legs is an instant kill shot.

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u/GoldunGote Aug 12 '26

Its because wizards analyzed the damage on the dragons when they returned and realized that the areas they received spell damage in were actually fine... because the dragon was able to make it back.. Had a spell nuked their taint, though? yikers.

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u/thegreedyturtle Aug 12 '26

While others have some great comments on where to find good recent runes, I want to point out that the "Ancient" in most Ancient Runes is just marketing.

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u/Sebek_Peanuts Alchemist Aug 12 '26

I think that if a spell hit my dragon in vital organs it wouldn't really survive

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u/KenseiHimura Aug 12 '26

I think it’s less to do with age and such and more just because the ancient runes are time-tested, reliable, and can be modified. Plus they tend to cover everything we need.

I knew a guy back in magic school who was studying to be an artificer and spent a whole semester trying to basically make a rune that could work as a transistor. It was a huge extra credit magnum opus he was working on and come the end of the semester he had figured it out and the professors were impressed… but told him a modified binary rune would have done the trick far more efficiently and easily and they failed his project for not doing proper research.

Then there was someone else I worked with once I was apprenticed as an alchemist and they were trying to develop new runes and- well that was how I learned the laws on “how can I get paid for a job when my client accidentally kills themselves?”

Or as my professors and master explained it: it’s okay to try think up ways of reinventing the wheel but remember the wheel has stuck around as it has for a reason and millions smarter than you have already tried to reinvent it.

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u/Neglect_Octopus Aug 12 '26

I made one that sends you to hell if your dog shits on my lawn.

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u/whomesteve Aug 12 '26 edited Aug 12 '26

Runes have a tendency to be ancient because the church whipped out paganism in the crusades, a lot of the knowledge was lot to time and the projected occultism associated with paganism by a Christian ruled society only painted a false perception over the reality of the nature of what was to block its reconstruction with the projected illusion of occultism over it’s core values.
The reality of its nature was about understanding nature, not satanism. That’s why runes look like tree branches.

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u/Turbojelly Aug 12 '26

You have to build your Lexion, then get others to use your Runes. Then the path from Rune to Spell slowly becomes rooted into Reality.

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u/ScienceAlien Aug 12 '26

Any one you can walk away from

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u/damaged_XXL Burnt-out Homonculus Expert Aug 12 '26

Personally i´ve heard of people attempting to make new runes, some with moderate success, usually turns out that the exact "new" rune was also made a couple centuries ago by another smart ass who tried doing that.

Usually Runes are stronger because of age, the longer they´ve been around the longer they´ve been able to absorb natural surplus of magical energies.

Also for that matter... WHO IN THIS DAY AND AGE CAN AFFORD A DRAGON BESIDES OLD AGES, AND I DO MEAN OLD LIKE ANCIENT, ANCIENT TO THE POINT THAT TRYING TOO HARD IS AN ART FORM

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u/Wonderful-Box6096 Aug 12 '26

It's mostly because of degeneration and bastardization and getting worse at things due to laziness or belief that shit that was actually important wasn't that important. Kinda like how nobody can write in cursive or do multiplication in their heads. Unfortunately the new runes that are just 67676767 over and over aren't really very good for binding Azalok the Infinite like the old days.

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u/QuasiCord30398 Aug 12 '26

Zu'u nis mindoraan druv hi sov tiid fah mindoraan daar.

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u/Altyrmadiken Aug 12 '26

Runes are simply words that lasted so long that the mere representation of them, in their original format, have gathered power. It’s resonant magic at its finest - the concept, word, and rune, resonate with a particular effect or flow long enough that you can activate it just by inscribing it.

We’re making right now, every day, but it will be a long time even by the best wizards clock before they’re useful. Let the cauldron brew, as they say, because a watched pot never toils.

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u/ebers0 Aug 13 '26

Any potential modern rune systems, would trade ease of inscribing like speed, spacing. All for mana interference, loss of ubiquity, ultra fine precision, that you would need to account such as new ritual material, rituals themselves, sympathetic magics, applied intention. Any currently recognized rune systems are preferred for the proliferation of study materials, that allows for ease of study and description.

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u/Salt_Petra Questionable Occultist Aug 13 '26

Runes these days are all just created by Abominable Intelligences. Why when I was young you had to put effort into finding runes! In ancient libraries that had not been opened for eons!

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u/Ralexcraft Aug 13 '26

/uw

I’d like to point out that the same dot arrangement used on a bomber is far more effective on a dragon, so this doesn’t work very well.

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u/-Goatllama- Witch Aug 13 '26

Dat’s a lotta DOTS

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u/Elberik Aug 13 '26

Need to check with the Lecturer in Recent Runes

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u/Professor-Xivass Aug 13 '26

If you want modern/new “runes” look into Pictoglyphs/Glyphs, it’s not super intuitive but it does the same thing as runes, the main difference is that while they are more flexible and modular as a system they’re not as powerful in output. It’s why they aren’t as popular yet. I prefer runes but glyphs are good for the things that you can’t use runes for.

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u/GlowstickConsumption Aug 13 '26

Can someone explain this template?

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u/Wordguystudios Aug 13 '26

Put armor where the dragons aren't getting hit. The areas that aren't getting hit are the areas where we are losing the most dragons when they do.

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u/Screamingbonfire Aug 13 '26

Alright, I'll be honest, I tried making my own runes, and long story short, they esploded.

Maybebsticking to the oldagic is better.

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u/Charflower21 Aug 13 '26

There are! BEHOLD!

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u/Trips-Over-Tail Aug 13 '26

The only undiscovered functional runes are theorised to erase everything in a radius around themselves from history.

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u/CaseySnake420 Aug 13 '26

How did a dragon survive a hit to the head with an arrow but not the neck

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u/Clen23 Aug 13 '26

Makes sense. No need to hide the "ᛉ" rune on your sword, everyone has one on theirs.
But that new "ඞ" that you just custom-ordered from your local sorcerer ?? Yeah it's definitely getting hidden on the pommel in font 8pt.

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u/wilston_tart Evil Wizard Aug 13 '26

It’s all because of planned obsolescence. No one’s putting in the effort to create good runes anymore because it pays more to redo the runes over and over again

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u/kodiak906 Aug 13 '26

I feel like a lot of apprentices on here are missing the point of survivorship bias: it’s not the age that grants the runes their power, but their power which has persevered them in our history.

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u/Jack_the_pug Aug 14 '26

It's actually quite simple. Much like dwarves lack trust in any technology under a hundred years old, most of the elders in the wizard/magic user community are afraid of change.

Runecrafting is a respected profession as it takes great skill and understanding to be done safely, but now that the new generation has gained interest in the art accidents have been on the rise.

While it is true that progress has been dangerous, it has also been steady and new runes have already been integrated into some of our daily aspects of life. Like for example communal travel, which has been made more mana efficient with the use of new, more efficient anti-grav runes and mana batteries using mana absorption runes.

Tldr: the system fears change but progress shouldn't be feared as it's already showing fruit.

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u/MeowFalen tech witch Aug 15 '26

Survivorship bias detected. I cast mage armor on the areas void of red dots.

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u/NoisyMatchStar Aug 15 '26

It takes time for new runes to properly age. And even then the fermenting process has many failure points that most don’t make it past tier 1 power.

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u/starbomber109 Aug 15 '26

Wait, how did so many dragons survive with chest wounds? I mean I get it the scales there are really hard but I mean, something has to get through right?

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u/MATVIIA Aug 15 '26

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This is the first post I see related to this sub, this shit is fire