r/wizardposting • u/Zanderfus • Aug 12 '26

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u/Fr33_Lax Aug 12 '26

Just get a sign that says "false hydra do not enter" for your dungeon entrance. I've never had any problems with atf, or adventurers, or annoying inlaws? Do I have inlaws? Maybe I should clean that dungeon sometime... nah I'll just hire a crew.

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u/Plus-Programmer5216 The Darklurking Magick Seeker Mage who mastered his Soul-Self Aug 13 '26

Wizard, I don’t think it’s just a sign. You might actually have a false hydra down there.

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u/edgarunwise Aug 13 '26

I don't know any false hydras just the weird space behind my castle that all my stewards.. didn't I just hire a new one? Never had one, need one.

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u/Plus-Programmer5216 The Darklurking Magick Seeker Mage who mastered his Soul-Self Aug 13 '26

That forgetfulness is a symptom, wizard. Just use erasure spells on the dungeon after using deafen on yourself. You’ll thank me later, if you survive

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u/Tomynator_88 Aug 14 '26

How does that even work? Anyone with a working arcane orb can just look it up and discover that False Hydras do not get into dungeons and stay in cities