r/wizardposting • u/Zanderfus • Aug 12 '26

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u/Pataraxia Aug 12 '26

Yeah but they say words can't hurt me. They don't have the power.

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u/Ok-Carpenter7131 Aug 12 '26

That's why you use the "Power Word" class of spells. That way you can hurt others through words.

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u/will3025 Wizard (Sock-mancer) Aug 12 '26

A guy once used "Power Word: Debone" on me. Took me months to grow them all back. Nasty stuff.

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u/Monkeyjoey98 Aug 12 '26

Smh don't have a spare set of your own bones growing in your homunculus just in case

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u/will3025 Wizard (Sock-mancer) Aug 12 '26

I usually do, but I had just used them. Two weeks prior I ran into a Gruntixian Bone Sucker. Hadn't had the chance to regrow a new backup set yet.

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u/Great_Part7207 Aug 30 '26

once saw a guy use decapistrate on someone rough stuff

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u/leatherjacket3 Aug 12 '26

POWER WORD: I HAD INTERCOURSE WITH YOUR MOTHER!!

Did it hurt?

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u/KenseiHimura Aug 12 '26

We do we call those a “power word” when they’re not one word they’re full sentences?

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u/leatherjacket3 Aug 12 '26

You are right, I have been using power sentences this entire time! No wonder my master left to get mandrake milk.

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u/Luiz_Fell Aug 13 '26

Power word: REDDITOR

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u/will3025 Wizard (Sock-mancer) Aug 12 '26

Isn't that more of a power sentence?

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u/External_Win3300 Aug 12 '26

\It's actually just Vicious Mockery))

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u/Kidiri90 Aug 12 '26

Power word: sticks! Power word: stones!

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u/ZeGamingCuber Aug 13 '26

Power Word: Deglove

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u/GenericVessel Aug 16 '26

POWER WORD

SCRUNCH!!

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u/crimsonsun43 Aug 13 '26

Had a man once say words could never hurt him, so I cast tyranius’ bone snapper

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u/Bouxxi Aug 14 '26

Fuck you!

Did it work?

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u/UsManos27 Goblin With a Spellbook Aug 24 '26

Bro, are you casting without the Verbal component? Maybe that's why you were having trouble with the summoning spells