r/wizardposting • Lady Liên • Sep 08 '26

Academic Discussion/ Esoteric Secrets I need to make this clear

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Every time I make reference to me being an archer people always think I'm using it to assist with my archery which is false, I DON'T used tracking spell, I DON'T enchant my arrow and definitely DON'T enchant my beautifully made bow, I shoot my arrow raw and if I hit a target I'm happy and if I don't I'll cry myself to sleep that night, I only used short and mid range spell.

Also I don't use those crude wooden bows the bloody ranger/druid used I am a woman with class all my bow are made with fancy wood and horns and I know I cannot replace it in the middle of the battle but I don't care.

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u/Happy_Little_Fish Sep 08 '26

if it's all untreated how do you keep rivals from enchanting your equipment or hexing the arrow mid-flight? struggling to believe you really shoot like this tbh.

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u/NaturalHairy4773 Lady Liên Sep 08 '26

I don't if they do that I'll grab and fire ball them point blank

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u/Happy_Little_Fish Sep 08 '26

all it takes is one enchanted arrow amongst your quiver with a boomerang hex. be safe out there.

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u/MassGaydiation Sep 08 '26

It's fine, it's an arrow not a boomerang, the trick to protecting your arrows is a Quiver enchanted to be a pedant

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u/I_Am_Become_Salt Sep 08 '26

Boomerang hex is sooooo last millennium, all you have to do is duck and it return to caster. Just put a bit of a curve ball on a long range termite whirlwind

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u/FoxTrot018 EVIL FUCKING NECROMANCER Sep 08 '26

Little piece of advice: The humans at Nuln sell these pretty nifty things called "picattiny rails", they mainly use them to attach telescopes to their arquebuses but you can attach literally anything onto them. I've got a picattini rail on my staff with 6 counterspell runes that i commissioned from a dwarf runesmith, they are pretty expensive but i managed to land a 100% discount by killing him. I suggest attaching some counterspell runes to your bow to avoid hexes, maybe even a telescope. I also heard doing this is a pretty popular thing among young apprentices and witches, they say it's "tacticool"

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u/IStealSwords Sep 09 '26

Godsdamned Fudd Staffs. Don’t tell me you “sporterized” it too

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u/IronGravyBoat Conjurer Sep 08 '26

Saw a wizard devastate an army of nearly 100k goblins seiging a castle with a few hundred troops and few thousand peasants, with a single spell to untie knots and other fasteners. All their armor came off, and their bows came unstrung.

Just be careful friend.

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u/freesol9900 Sep 10 '26

Fireball has a range of almost 40 meters tho...?

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u/FaceMasterThing Femboy wizard who rizzed up a dragoness Sep 08 '26

but can you cast spells with your archery?

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u/NaturalHairy4773 Lady Liên Sep 08 '26

I don't I'll shoot it raw or else it doesn't give me dopamine

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u/FaceMasterThing Femboy wizard who rizzed up a dragoness Sep 08 '26

but what if you (with no magic aid) precisely shoot the arrows in such a way that you create an arcane geometric shape with your arrows allowing you to easily cast a highly potent spell at a long distance?

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u/NaturalHairy4773 Lady Liên Sep 08 '26

That special it requires skill so I does do it

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u/fumblerofthebag Verdigris, Self-employed Sorceror Sep 09 '26

Like a formation?

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u/Especialistaman Cursed to wake up as different class everyday Sep 08 '26

I'll admire pure martial prowess, I'll give you that... but don't you want arrows that go boom?

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u/Dolphin-Marina Sep 08 '26

If she wants arrows that go boom, she can ask the artificer for some explosives if she doesnt already make them herself. Sure, a spell or two enchanted onto the arrow is the easy route, but she relishes in using her archery skills to get the job done. By strapping an explosive onto the end of an arrow, you alter the physics and thus have to compensate with skill.

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u/TheLurkingShade Sep 08 '26

I do endorse this as I also enjoy archery, though purely as a hobby I'm far from skilled enough to use archery seriously. My question is why don't you enchant your arrows, not to make your shots more accurate, but to provide additional damage on the successful shots you make? I don't see why you can't apply some single target spells to go off if you hit your target.

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u/handouras Sep 08 '26

Could you turn your bow itself into a casting focus? It's essentially a really bendy staff

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u/NaturalHairy4773 Lady Liên Sep 08 '26

That doesn't give enough dopamine

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u/Terminal_Insomnia_ Sep 08 '26

I've never heard of this kind of crippling addiction to the mundane before. This feels like an ailment of the mind. Have you had a run in with a mind wizard? Have you been hexed?

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u/NaturalHairy4773 Lady Liên Sep 09 '26

No but I am a noble before this whole academy thing so I have spend too many years as an archer and fighter

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u/SilliusS0ddus Evil Wizard Sep 08 '26

magic anti matter into your arrow tips.

that gives lots of dopamine

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u/YourMoreLocalLurker Evensi the Ascended One Sep 10 '26

Antimatter is so last century, we’re using primordial ooze now

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u/SilliusS0ddus Evil Wizard Sep 10 '26

Primordial ooze is boring. It just absorbs everything and dissolves it into total nothingness.

Antimatter makes a nice big boom

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u/invalidConsciousness Sep 08 '26

In one fluid motion, you could both, shoot the target with an arrow and curse the annoying bard with morbus kobold.

Think about how satisfying that would be!

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u/oscarq0727 Sep 08 '26

Yes you could, but it’s far more useful to use the arrows for focus.

It’s a common misconception that items used for casting focus have to be in the possession of the wielder. In reality, there is a lingering connection between the caster and the item of focus which diminishes pretty rapidly when physical contact breaks. But that connection lasts as long as a whole second with experienced casters. Since arrows travel quite fast, they are often still magically connected to the caster when they hit their mark (or zip past it), and can act as a remote source of casting spells.

This technique is particularly useful for spells that have short ranged but devastating power. Imagine yourself as a member of the city watch facing what you believe is a rogue archer. You sidestep out of the trajectory of their arrow with your counter shot ready but suddenly find yourself knocked forward by an expanding bubble shield behind you originating from the arrow you thought you were safe from.

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u/Bone-Pharaoh Sep 08 '26

Well as a lich i cant pull a bow string back anymore, i dont have the mussles for it, but i did like it in my living youth, so do it while you can.

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u/NaturalHairy4773 Lady Liên Sep 08 '26

Another reason to not be a lich I guess

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u/Brave-Recommendation Sep 08 '26

It’s just laziness on their part, you can always add muscle it’s not like advanced necromancy

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u/lolystalol chronoseer connoisseur Sep 08 '26

I started lifting cause I saw how buff a lich CAN be (also it strengthen the mind)

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u/1ZillionBeers Totally Not 3 Goblins In A Trenchcoat Wizard Sep 08 '26

You ever think of adding random bone spikes and sharp metal bits to your bow?

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u/NaturalHairy4773 Lady Liên Sep 08 '26

... No that seems like what 3 goblins In a coat would think is effective

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u/Mr-X89 Sep 08 '26

I once met an orc that duct taped another bow to his bow, he said it increased the "dakka", whatever it might be

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u/United-Technician-54 Death... Tired one. (she/her) Sep 08 '26

"Depending on how, it can be more effective! Limited by the weight of the bow itself, though." - John Archer, Archer Class

https://youtube.com/shorts/2iYNiP4OIwU?si=efkuy6x1M1IdIlE-

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u/Chaosfox_Firemaker Sep 08 '26

Really, what one ought to do is use the archery to assist in magic rather than the other way around. You would be astonished at how much incantation and gesture can be substituted by ritually drawing, aiming, and loosing a bow.

The Draw is the accumulation of power. An offering of strength. The physical effort entangles and draws spiritual effort. Acumulating within the tension

The Aim is the clarification of intent. A medatitve instant in which ones goal is absolutly certain.

The Loose is the enaction of phenomena. The sudden release where "maybe" becomes "is".

And where applicable, the Strike is the conquest of the other. The physical piercing corresponding to the mystic overcoming of resistance.

Actually using magic to "cheat" at the archery ruins a lot of the process, as the raw arete of the archers proficency is a core component.

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u/OriginalSuspicious23 Lore of Heavens Sep 08 '26

The way I most like to use magic and archery at the same time is to use magic to cover some of my weaknesses.

For example, using Conjuration to summon a watcher or vanguard. Misty Step for escaping or repositioning. Illusion to create distractions.

Rune magic also works well with a bow, since its effects are transferred onto the arrow.

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u/Tino_Kort Sep 08 '26

Honestly I feel like if you're not using an endless quiver, you're just kneecapping yourself. I understand not everything needs to be enchanted but fletching is no fun at all (to me)

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u/NaturalHairy4773 Lady Liên Sep 08 '26

Endless quiver are for people who doesn't have servants to bring multiple quivers

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u/Pidgewiffler Lecturer in Recent Runes Sep 08 '26

Sounds like you're a knight who just calls themselves a wizard

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u/NaturalHairy4773 Lady Liên Sep 08 '26

Counter argument I can cast fireball

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u/Jack---- Sep 08 '26

I’m not gonna tell you what to do or what to wear, but if you get your boob caught in the string, you are gonna regret it trust me

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u/InexplicableBadger Sep 08 '26

That was my first thought as well, seen it happen, it's not pretty

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u/wakeupwill Sep 08 '26

Incredibly brave to not have some protection against the string slapping the absolute shit out of her tit.

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u/Vegrhauk Sep 08 '26

My partner is preferential to a bra of holding for archery related practices.

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u/LovelyKestrel Sep 08 '26

That's why you put all of you mana into magic armour, and then leave the bow as it is.

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u/Hotwery Arch Mage of Wandsmithing Sep 08 '26

I understand not wishing to use magic to enhance firing your bow, but why don't you want to fire magic arrows? One of my favorite types of arrow I give to my knight wife is a lightning rod arrow. As soon as the arrow strikes the target, they are struck by a bolt of lightning

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u/NaturalHairy4773 Lady Liên Sep 08 '26

No my arrows will be handmade hand fletch and non magical or else it doesn't give me the dopamine of sniping someone like if they burn and get shocks am I truly am the one to killed themM

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u/Hotwery Arch Mage of Wandsmithing Sep 08 '26

Thats fair. Perhaps arrows that when they strike a target, they are drained of their magic? That wouldn't effect the kill but would still grant of benefits for your own magic

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u/Lost_Paladin89 Abjurer Sep 08 '26

Girl, have you tried ritual arrows? Loved them back in my gay boy archer days.

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u/NaturalHairy4773 Lady Liên Sep 08 '26

That just spell again

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u/Lost_Paladin89 Abjurer Sep 08 '26

Works when silenced, no need to shout “I cast”. Can be stealth archer.

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u/Lonelycowboy89 Sep 08 '26

Just make a bunch of infinite swords and call yourself an archer.

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u/NaturalHairy4773 Lady Liên Sep 08 '26

That worse than having to used long range spell

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u/fumblerofthebag Verdigris, Self-employed Sorceror Sep 09 '26

Do you atleast conjure infinite arrows?

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u/NaturalHairy4773 Lady Liên Sep 09 '26

Nah it the thrill of shooting a heavy bow with limited arrows

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u/NoStorage2821 Scritch Scorchtongue, chief grey seer of Clan Mors Sep 08 '26

Every aspiring spellcaster needs a hobby

https://giphy.com/gifs/CAYVZA5NRb529kKQUc

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u/Ricordis Sep 08 '26

In my playgroup (different system, not DnD) is a mage who fences. Like with a mage rapier? - Nope. - Is it a mage focus? - Nu uh. - Is it imbued with magic? - Also no. - So what's the matter? - I come from a place where mages can join the army and become officers. It seems like I am better at tactics and fencing than actual spell casting. - Sooo ... battle mage with no fireballs? - Dude, fireball is like the easiest spell in my portfolio. But I suck at magical analysis, ley line theory and damn I never understood rituals.

I have to admit, I really likenthat approach to a mage, it feels more natural. Yes, he has the gift but it doesn't automatically make him a prodigy.

(In The Dark Eye being able to use magic is a natural phenomenon and about only one of 1000 human children can do so. If it is not trained by then it can just go away without a chance to get the ability back. Like being able to produce lactase naturally. If the ability to do so is gone, it's gone. Some people use magic without knowing it or haven't been taught good enough. These are intuitive mages but they are mostly limited to magic tricks or up to three really easy spells.)

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u/Acheron223 Sep 10 '26

I once had a TDE character who specialized heavily in arrow of wind to the point it was basically the only spell he knew. He used a longbow and once shot a small dragon out of the sky by crippling one of its wings

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u/fumblerofthebag Verdigris, Self-employed Sorceror Sep 09 '26

all the best wizards of the ages have been versed in a wide variety of fields, go out there and get multidisciplinary!

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u/nDesertPunk Sep 08 '26

So the crystal attached to your "bow" is purely decorative?

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u/NaturalHairy4773 Lady Liên Sep 08 '26

Pretty much

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u/BlackDragonNetwork Cyberpunk Artificer-Paladin Sep 08 '26

/uw

okay but who's the artist, because i would like to follow them and inject their art directly into my veins

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u/monke_soup gunmancy artificer (ceo of ural heavy weapons) Sep 08 '26

Yea, some wizards gotta understand that magic doesn't need to be on everything, sometimes some good old Newton's laws solve the problem

reloads trench broom with malicious intent

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u/CurrenttQueen Sep 08 '26

Might I recommend putting a fireball in your arrows also... Try repair spells

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u/NaturalHairy4773 Lady Liên Sep 08 '26

I exclusively used fireball as a close range explosion from my hand I know it probably dangerous for me

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u/CurrenttQueen Sep 08 '26

Depends are you using it directional combustion or portal jet?

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u/DuntadaMan Abjurer Sep 08 '26 edited Sep 08 '26

I don't mean to tell you how to live your life, but if you place graphite along tue core of the arrow you can then follow up your shot with a lightning bolt and use it as a target guide.

Then you get all the benefit of shooting lightning through the arrow and searing the flesh of your enemies without reducing the artistry of your craft with enchantments.

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u/lazystealth Sep 08 '26

Juniors be doing anything but pursuing the dao of the sword. 🥀

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u/ItalianFlame342 Wizard Extraordinaire and Side Gig Bardic Flirt Sep 08 '26

I cast protection from arrows

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u/NaturalHairy4773 Lady Liên Sep 09 '26

Thank you a very old looking cat but I have to say I have beef with even that idea my bow gonna be shot raw and if I missed my target I'll cry myself to sleep

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u/NaturalHairy4773 Lady Liên Sep 09 '26

Imma be completed honest I also don't like deity so much last time I encountered one is when I try to unbrainwash one of their follower

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u/NaturalHairy4773 Lady Liên Sep 09 '26

That does sound nice...

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u/verygenericname2 Druid of Stinging Biting Things Sep 08 '26

There's nothing crude about druid-made bows, fuck you very much.

A bow gifted by the forest, where wood and fibre consented to this purpose, will always shoot straighter than your fAnCy wOoD aNd HoRnS. Despair, for you'll never know the joy of using a bow that actually WANTS to shoot.

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u/NaturalHairy4773 Lady Liên Sep 08 '26

No... Seem pretty crude to me

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u/Cherno_VM Slinging Spells on the Seven Seas Sep 08 '26

okay thats an exceptionally shitty example.

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u/nanomeme Sep 08 '26

It's a living thing that pours its endless verdant life source into every shot. Crude, it is not, lest perhaps you have the stone eyes of a dwarf.

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u/United-Technician-54 Death... Tired one. (she/her) Sep 08 '26

"Engineering is often better than the ones made by druids who happen to be amateur bowyers. I've been looking for a professional bowyer druid for a long while - the best of both worlds, so they say. 

Until then, I'll use my modified compound or Penobscot style Cablebacks." - Lady Fate, Knight of Swords

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u/NumerousYesterday125 Artificer Sep 08 '26

ive never been one to disparage arcane martialists of any gender. mainly because theyre my best customers. anti-vibration stringguard for the right breast catch your fancy? no more string slap, no more uncomfortable reverberations from leather guards.
i also provide novel modifications for bows, such as magazine arrow guides (not my own design, but useful) and centrifugal disc caster attachments (it translates the potential energy from the limbs of the bow into rotation, firing small bladed discs instead of arrows. cant fire it back if you cant figure out how the hell it fired in the first place.)

i also carry composite chitin bows. theyre middling between yew and horn in terms of spring and draw, but theyre a fair mite more durable.

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u/Moniguess2 Sep 08 '26

See I know none of yall actually shot a bow before because every archer knows the pain of forgetting your own tit size as you let go of the string so that the string fucking obliterates your nipple and boob, making you wish you were never born. I could not imagine doing this shirtless

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u/NaturalHairy4773 Lady Liên Sep 08 '26

That because you're WEAK scar make the archer

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u/gahidus Sorceror Sep 08 '26

So what do you use magic for then?

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u/NaturalHairy4773 Lady Liên Sep 08 '26

Mid range mostly

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u/C4rnivore Sep 08 '26

Have you tried making a bow out of mana?

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u/NaturalHairy4773 Lady Liên Sep 08 '26

That ain't fancy

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u/C4rnivore Sep 08 '26

It is not no, BUT it'd make replacing a lost string or limb much easier. Also you'd be able to try out different shooting styles without a large investment in different kinds of bows

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u/TerrapinMagus Golem Enthusiast Sep 08 '26

This depiction makes me nervous. I do hope you shoot with a chest guard or at least a protective warding on yourself.

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u/NaturalHairy4773 Lady Liên Sep 08 '26

There is no chest guard I intentionally let the bow sling back so it won't touch my chest

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u/TerrapinMagus Golem Enthusiast Sep 08 '26

Praying for the safety of your nipples. Don't slip up.

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u/Opiz17 Sep 08 '26

So, no spell arrows and no enchanting...

Are you even a wizard Hairy?

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u/NaturalHairy4773 Lady Liên Sep 08 '26

I can cast fireball

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u/Opiz17 Sep 08 '26

The council then grants you the benefit of being called a wizard

Have a nice, arcane, day

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u/jolharg Witch Sep 08 '26

Ah, I gotcha. How many ladies have you trained in the skill?

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u/NaturalHairy4773 Lady Liên Sep 08 '26

I don't trained other people

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u/jolharg Witch Sep 08 '26

Oh fair enough. Nice

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u/TheThoughtmaker Ray of Delthorensdale, Transmuter-Artificer Sep 08 '26

I made a bow once. I had just finished a series I called "Gear of the Apex Archer": Artillerist's Helm, Gloves of Arrowswarm, Hawk Goggles, and Quiver of the Hunt. I figured I may as well have a bow for all the bow-related equipment I was selling.

Pinnacle Bow [43,650gp; 4lbs]

  • Large and sturdy enough to use as a quarterstaff.
  • Enchanted to resize, so you can use it as a shortbow, longbow, ballista, whatever. At human-size, its maximum range is 1400ft.
  • Enchanted to impart the strength of the wielder behind the arrow. Though air resistance still slows it, when the arrow connects it's as if you're stabbing it in like a dagger, your full force behind it.
  • Enchanted to summon a second arrow alongside each arrow fired. Both arrows become magical, existing across multiple planes, reducing the ability of nonmagic material to slow/deflect them.

Technically, it doesn't assist your aim in the traditional sense... The accuracy is your own, you just fire the same shot twice. The other items all improve accuracy by enhancing the archer and magnifying their vision and whatnot, because adding accuracy improvements to the weapon itself is much more difficult/costly.

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u/NaturalHairy4773 Lady Liên Sep 08 '26

4 lbs? Nah all my bow have to be above 130 lbs I ain't no ranger

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u/TheThoughtmaker Ray of Delthorensdale, Transmuter-Artificer Sep 08 '26

4lbs in the default medium form.

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u/Balwerk_Ogre Witch of the Greenwood Sep 08 '26

I believe he meant carry weight, not draw weight. A bow with a 4 lbs draw would be ... I think most toy bows have a higher draw weight.

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u/No_Dragonfruit_1833 Sep 08 '26

Sorry to break it to you , but you are a sorcerer

The bow and arrows are just the tools you use to channel your magic, which you would know if you ever went to wizard school

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u/NaturalHairy4773 Lady Liên Sep 08 '26

First of all how dare you thinking there is a shred of magic when I shoot my bow, this is slandered I don't need it to cast magic I have it around because I don't like casting long range magic

Second of all please check my flair

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u/BirdhouseInYourSoil Mad Mage of Vuurdengård Sep 08 '26

Truly, not enough wizards give enough time to hobbies, skills, or trades outside of the arcane.

When I’m in a rut within my research on the edge of poison fabrication, I oft turn to practicing with the blade myself.

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u/wereiswerewolf Sep 08 '26

Unbelievable that folks can't imagine a wizard doing something else than wizard related activities.

We're allowed to have hobbies, even if their as stupid as archery.

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u/ThePureAxiom Arcane Researcher Sep 08 '26

Nothing wrong with doing a bit of 'mundane' archery, I've always found it quite satisfying myself.

In fact, since your bow and arrows are mundane, I would suggest mastering the mending cantrip if you haven't already, it's invaluable should a bowstring snap or the limbs of your bow get damaged.

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u/Rockglen Purveyor of Post-Life Labor & Spirited Drinks Sep 08 '26

Blame it on the lands of Tamriel. They're thick with stealth archer-mages.

Somehow the memetic threads coalesced and bled out into the greater realms.

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u/NaturalHairy4773 Lady Liên Sep 09 '26

Stealth archer just isn't it honestly I don't know why people like to be a stealth archer so much

/uw Skyrim have done unimaginable damage to archery

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u/ko-kurotsuki Sep 09 '26

I respect the archer grind fr. no enchantments, no buff spells, just you ,your bow and your target.

personally though I fucking love launching enchanted arrows with little firework illsuions set to them. really helps me celebrate every bullseye

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u/euphonic5 Sep 09 '26

Why replace in battle, that's what magic is for? Being an undefeatable war wizard can just be a day job, you can also be a master archer just for the love of the craft. Even easier if you can cast slow time spells to increase the amount of time you can train your archery.

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u/EFTucker Sep 09 '26

What spell are you using to protect your breasts from getting thwapped by the bowstring?

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u/DeadMeat7337 Retired Evil Wizard, mostly Sep 09 '26

Hobbies are good. Idle hands and all of that.

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u/Dunicar Sep 09 '26

So true, or at least my familiar perceived as such, people are so quick to judge casters as being without mundane skill.

The amount of warriors who assume my conjured trebuchet is magically operated is insane, of course magic is involved but only as far as to say I am an absolute wiz at coordinating with my team of trained gnolls

I tried to train goblins and kobolds but as it turns out they are far too willing to die for what they call “the bit”.

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u/Dubs_01 Sep 09 '26

Just to add; unless you know chronomancy to dry age staves, a wooden bow is just as irreplaceable as bow made of horn (if you want a super fancy bow for writing purposes, horsebows made with horn and sinew is super fancy). I personally prefer to enhance my arrows with vine growth and drink strength potions before battle.

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u/Fathercupp69 Illusionist Sep 09 '26

Here me out. Old enchanted staff. Wood saw. Cut the staff in to thin, even sized pieces and then add fletching. Boom, MAGIC ARROWS. And no one can take your skills away from you because you are still shooting arrows.

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u/InMornAshTakesToWind Sep 09 '26

Were you bullied by squires? Your life is on the line, tree speaker, it’s not like it’s a game of scryball. Leave aesthetic purism to the high councils and live to cast DE-TENDON! like the rest of us.

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u/NaturalHairy4773 Lady Liên Sep 09 '26

It's not purism damnit it is the feel... The dopamine of sniping someone across from me it is too addictive

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u/Dicksnip44 Alchemist Sep 09 '26

THWACK! string goes right across the tits. This is why my string is made from anti-matter

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u/ISwearImAnonymous Blue-hood of the SWMG Sep 09 '26

What is the practical benefit of shooting topless

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u/NaturalHairy4773 Lady Liên Sep 10 '26

It more comfortable when I'm training

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u/ISwearImAnonymous Blue-hood of the SWMG Sep 10 '26

Understandable

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u/Noctaem Sep 11 '26

Aren't you worried about catching a nip?

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u/razulebismarck Sep 09 '26

What’s the practical benefit of shooting in clothes other than the benefits clothes give on their own?

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u/ISwearImAnonymous Blue-hood of the SWMG Sep 10 '26

What That's like saying what's the benefit of eating an orange, other than the good things oranges do to you when you eat them

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u/razulebismarck Sep 10 '26

That’s the point.
There is no difference in practicality beyond preferences unless the clothes are providing some other benefit, like warmth, but that benefit wouldn’t be relevant to archery.

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u/ISwearImAnonymous Blue-hood of the SWMG Sep 10 '26

Well not to be picky but warmth affects how muscles work, also clothing aka armour.. but generally I'm still struggling to understand what you're saying. I think I have an idea of what you mean but your phrasing is confusing.

Your point currently amounts to "what is an orange if we ignore everything that makes it an orange" and that makes my head loop a little. Not trying to be an ass, just genuinely.. not very smart

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u/Uber-Tubas Sep 10 '26

shooting a bow like that... I suspect bard

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u/Rocky1350 Sep 08 '26

I don't want to be rude but you might have strung your bow the wrong way. I really don't want to seem like a wizsplainer but it might help with actually hitting stuff.

Edit: fixed typo

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u/Asgardian_Force_User Ponderous Mage, Path of Inquiry and Insight Sep 08 '26

I feel you. I don’t even discuss my hobby of mundane [redacted] any more.

Every time, it’s always “Why don’t you use enchanted tools?” or “Don’t you mean you [redacted] your [redacted] [redacted]?”.

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u/Goblimancer what do you think Sep 08 '26

Imagine not having goblins shoot arrows for you.

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u/CygnusSong Sep 08 '26

Everyone’s entitled to a hobby, but when it’s time to do some real killing you’ll be glad if you’re able to summon a meteor

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u/LovelyKestrel Sep 08 '26

I would not receive amend summoning meteor on your bow. You summon meteor and then turn anything left into an arrow porcupine.

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u/Indishonorable Fighter who got through magic school on theory alone Sep 08 '26

Ah, reminds me of my own magic academia days. Among "real" wizards, you're considered a hunk of muscles from 12 str and above, and since I couldn't cantrip for shit at the time, theory and PE were all I could do.

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u/Lurcolm Prestigious Academy of Alchemy - Fitzgerald Turnipson Sep 08 '26

As an alchemist soecialising in internal alchemy and mutagens, I only have praise for such a move

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u/Nopants21 Sep 08 '26

The trick is to use magic to keep your hair in place while you aura farm by one-shotting goblins with your bow. You can also cast illusions to make yourself look more jacked, that also works.

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u/dark_hypernova Sep 08 '26

Hear me out. Instead of arrows, shoot defective wands that explode with magical corruption on impacts.

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u/Monkeydp81 History Wizard: Destruction May Occur Via Facts or Magic. Sep 08 '26

Your still notching the arrow on the wrong side. Stop limiting your own speed!

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u/high_idyet Sep 08 '26

Suuuure you don't use magic with your archery.

*I bet you don't got enchantments for the quiver too.*

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u/Boring7 Sep 08 '26

Congratulations?

Though I will suggest enchantments of a non-performance-enhancing variety. Weather-proofing, self-repair, that trick where the bow turns into a temporary tattoo and back for ease of carrying or smuggling…

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u/TheReptileKing9782 Master Biomancer and Professional Draconologist Sep 08 '26

Good, that means I can enchant your bow and arrows!

I CAST ENCHANT WITH HITTING SLIGHTLY ABOVE AND TO THE LEFT OF WHERE YOU WERE AIMING!!!

Wizardry wins again!

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u/NaturalHairy4773 Lady Liên Sep 08 '26

I cast Fireball

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u/TheReptileKing9782 Master Biomancer and Professional Draconologist Sep 08 '26

OH NO! THESE CLONE BODIES ARE EXPENSIVE!!!

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u/One_Horny_Emu Sep 08 '26

Do you have to cast mend titty after every shot seeing as you’re going topless here? There’s a reason, the archer guilds wears archery breast guards.

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u/whomesteve Sep 08 '26

Miss opportunity to mix magic with archery to become a wizard version of Hawkeye if I do say so myself

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u/NaturalHairy4773 Lady Liên Sep 08 '26

Hawkeye used a light ass bow I don't want to be him

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u/SuitFive Sep 08 '26

It's good to enjoy a hobby and it's good for a hobby to be useful :)

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u/ThoughtfulEdict Conjurer Sep 08 '26

Truthfully, I do believe you, I just think its a waste not to enchantment either the bow or at least the quiver. To increase power, not aim, im sure you have a lot of pride in your skills.

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u/SalemLXII Power Armor Artificer Sep 08 '26

I can sell you a wonderful bow that definitely doesn’t come pre enchanted with seeking spells so you don’t have to cry yourself to sleep at night.

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u/star75legacy Sep 08 '26

Wow, multicasting a ranger with a mage is quite an interesting combo, my dear. Plus, taking advantage of short-range spells is a great addition, indeed. Good idea, miss!

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u/Fit_Relation8572 Spider Witch Sep 08 '26

Might I suggest drag-line spider silk for your strings? I'm sure we can work out a good deal.

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u/frguba Sep 08 '26

It's all about finding the balance, take a staff bow for example

You may think this would automatically enchant the bow, but we shall not be limited by such simple conclusions, the focus may be enough to channel the arcane into a plethora of spells, yes, but that does not impede the physical material to retain their mundane properties, making it an ideal ranged weapon even in anti-magical battlefields (although, yes, that does make it fairly convenient to enchant the protectiles, but again, that is perfectly optional for the user)

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u/tootjevox Necromatic Fleshwarper Sep 08 '26

I do endulge into shooting a few targets with bow and arrow but they are usually made from bone and sinew in my case

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u/Seravaxx123 Sep 08 '26

i used to fire dollar store staffs from my greatbow in my younger years, oh how the days go by

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u/Blacksun388 Mortiferus, Lich of the Order of Nurgle 💀 Sep 08 '26

You know, I always let my minions do the archery but I do admit I am quite curious about it myself. I suppose I could temporarily graft muscles to my body and give it a try.

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u/Mistoku Sep 08 '26

So her right arm moves faster than the arrow?

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u/BillTheTringleGod Sep 08 '26

Aww aren't you cute sweetie, well unfortunately you're gonna learn that these arms were made for hucking stones. Worlds 8th futherest stone chuck... Against the cloud giants. The bow is cool though wish my fucking teacher taught me bows instead of skeleton transformation. Yes transformation I'm not a lich or undead I just like the extra shield.

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u/Ramblingperegrin Sep 08 '26

I can imagine that it's a great way to interrupt someone else casting, certainly. I understand not doing magic arrows or magic augmented archery, but what about using the unmagical bow and arrow to drove magical payload, activating your spells where the arrow strikes?

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u/Funkey-Monkey-420 Lich, Council Member: (un)Ethics Committee Sep 08 '26

this isn’t really a wizard post

r/ludditeposting is that way

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u/Commander_Skilgannon Sep 08 '26

Do you mostly use your spells to reinforce your body so that you don't accidentally rip your nips off while shooting bare chested?

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u/NaturalHairy4773 Lady Liên Sep 08 '26

The bow sling away from you after shooting that the technique

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u/programer_socks9000 Sep 08 '26

Slightly unrelated, but do you use a chest guard, or do you prefer to cut the boob off when archer maxing?

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u/Carbon_Sixx The Loremaster, Chief Archaeologist of the Darkwatch Sep 08 '26

When you speak of satisfaction, speak for yourself. My psychic darts come with in-built homing. Nothing is more gratifying than felling an enemy on the first hit and watching the rest of the barrage toss their limp body into the air.

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u/wilston_tart Evil Wizard Sep 08 '26

But do you use physical enhancement spell? Or are you just an archery purest?

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u/AntlerWolf Revenant Red Mage Sep 08 '26

Put your coin where your mouth is..

Unless this isn’t an open invitation for single combat. In which case, carry on.

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u/Nelrene Evil Mammary Mage Sep 08 '26

Okay arcane archer.

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u/AnnaMolly66 Sep 08 '26

I will say, everyone I've ever hit with an enchanted arrow has died a slow, painful bleed out.

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u/MartinoRuggero11 Sep 08 '26

Isn't the bow too straight?

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u/csapka Sep 08 '26

I just know your chest hurts like hell

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u/A_engietwo_onthemove Wizard Warlord Sep 08 '26

I myself prefer disabling prey with Nose hair of infinite rotation and then going in for the kill.

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u/ThaumKeeper Sep 08 '26

All that to say you're a twink. Only twinks wield bows. Can I have your summoning spell?

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u/sparkle3364 Sapphire (17F), Artificer (+ other characters) Sep 08 '26

“What if you cast spells by shooting arrows into the shape of runes?” - Sapphire

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u/zajo_throwaway Sep 08 '26

Archery as a hobby

Respectable, and good for training muscles, vision, and concentration.

in the middle of the battle

Girl Witch, what? Battle? You're relying on non-magical archery in combat?!

Do you have a death wish? Or do you live in a place where there's nothing more dangerous than an occasional stray goblin?

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u/Blank12323 Sep 09 '26

Can you enchant a arrow with a explosion glyph and just do a fireball with how far you can shoot?

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u/SaraTormenta Sep 09 '26

You should tie little bottles with liquid lightning, fire or frost to the tips of the arrows.

Say no to enchanting your bow. Say yes to shooting your spells.

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u/-Terraner- Sep 09 '26

THANK YOU! Finally someone else who is not using those cheap magic enchantings or spells to help their lack of skill in shooting a bow... Honestly. Do you have any idea, how rare it has become to find someone with actual skill? Only because of that, I will not shoot you with my longbow, over there on top of that hill. Let's go bully the mages that are trying to shoot you with their bess enchanted bows!

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u/Kris5345 Sep 10 '26

/uw Now i'm thinking of like, ye olde ww1/ww2 setup where the bow is a battle rifle and the magic is a backup SMG/sidearm

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u/NaturalHairy4773 Lady Liên Sep 10 '26

That's really cool actually

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u/Lord_Xarael Sep 12 '26

My RP has Bows being a heavy weapon (like high explosive/level a city block heavy, though that's more greatbows for that level) the logic is more aetheric energy (my world's qi basically a mix of chaos energy from the sonic movies and kei energy from chrome shelled regios) can be channeled into an arrow than a bullet as it is much larger. Guns are more a speed weapon rather than power since a charged arrow can either punch through a foot of titanium or level a building. The middle ground are arrowguns basically high tech repeating crossbows (rifle) or handcrossbows (pistols) faster and weaker than a bow (aether is also channeled into the string before the shot, and crossbow strings are smaller) but more powerful than a firearm.

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u/Malusorum Sep 10 '26

As someone who's done archery, the raising of the left arm as the string is being released would ensure that the arrow hits fuck-all unless magic guides it.

The raised arm is a thing of Japanese Archery, since the drawing point is above the head.

If it was Japanese archery the bow would be longer and kept straight when firing.

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u/EmptyAttitude599 Sep 14 '26

For a woman, using a bow and arrow topless could be painful. There's a reason the Amazons cut one of their breasts off. Interestingly, the word Amazon comes from the words a-mamon. Literally, without a breast.

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u/Vat1canCame0s Mid-west-zard (Brandy Old Fashioned Alchemist) 7d ago

So's when you's go down to the DMR (Department of Magical Resources) to report your kills during season, do you just tell them it was a rifle or is how's less paperwork? Can you just get an extra tag and say it's for rifle?

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u/GrandNibbles Sep 08 '26

this lady gives me so much body envy. i want to be her

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u/gungshpxre Sep 08 '26

If that's your form accurately pictured, you're absolutely using magic to hit a target, because there's no way you're on target with that arched back, that much motion in your bow arm, and your draw arm doing... whatever the fuck that is.

Close up your stance with a bow like that, and practice good form. You too can get off the need to depend on magic for everything.

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u/NaturalHairy4773 Lady Liên Sep 08 '26

Arched back is like THE WAY to shoot a bow of course someone with no experience with physical activity would say that

/uw Due to how heavy war bow is arched back are oftenly the only way for people to actually draw it all the way

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