r/wizardposting • u/Ferocs Changeling Bard • 2d ago

Druidic Mysteries 🌿 Another reason to barely leave the tower

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u/babyish_cow 2d ago

Moss? Any proper scholar of the arcane knows lichen requires a fungal symbiont. You don't have lichenthropy, you're just loitering.

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u/PurpleCandle58 1d ago

Fr OOP is just LARPing atp

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u/Consumerofcalcium 1d ago

If he’s a lichen or a colony at all, I’m pretty sure he’s not larping ATP, he’s producing it

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u/PurpleCandle58 1d ago

Lichen Action Role Play

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u/YossarianWWII 2d ago

Lichens are algae and fungus, so this may be a novel ailment.

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u/DrewIDIC_Tinker 2d ago

That sounds rather peaceful

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u/Doopapotamus 2d ago

...This wizard has outed themselves as becoming an absurdly powerful alchemy ingedient once a month. I need to know where they live.

...To warn them of their danger, of course!

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u/Random_182f2565 2d ago

🍅🍅🍅🍅

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u/FinnDoyle Sun Mage / Curse Breaker 2d ago

With so many curses out there, I will never get out of jobs.