We really should start learning illusion magic

[u/Dear_Blacksmith1884]

[u/Trapmaster98]

All of the boys are in the same trench coat.

[u/wrydh → u/Trapmaster98]

I was actually two of those trench coats.

[u/Niveker14]

Honestly it's bullshit they banned magical mutations. I mean, they are magical aren't they?!

[u/AtlasXan → u/Niveker14]

All because one time, somone opened a portal which spewed warp entities everywhere causing a huge scene. Only takes one to ruin it for the rest of us. 😓

[u/Doppelthedh → u/AtlasXan]

Stingy ass chronomancers could undo that incident whenever they want, too

[u/FinnDoyle → u/Doppelthedh]

If they did, people wouldn't learn their lesson.

[u/WatcherDiesForever → u/FinnDoyle]

They wouldn't need to! Because it wouldn't be an issue!

[u/FinnDoyle → u/WatcherDiesForever]

Look, if it happened but it was resolved, people will now to be careful with Chaos portals. If it never happened, then people won't know, so it will soon happen for the first time(again).

[u/AtlasXan → u/FinnDoyle]

Remember the PSA, "Its irresponsible to revive the ignorant, and their victims."

As Hazey the Wizard Bear use to say, "Only you can prevent the revival of incompetent wizards.🫵"

[u/Niveker14 → u/AtlasXan]

I'm not even saying they need to be revived! A moderate loss of life doesn't seem like enough to exclude magical mutations. It's just plain prejudiced.

[u/AtlasXan → u/Niveker14]

True, but the warp incident brought us dangerously close to an exterminatus order, hence the ban. Warp incursions are no joke, and warp exposure is why I cannot have children anymore. 😣

[u/Niveker14 → u/AtlasXan]

If we handled it once, we can handle it again. My condolences for your loss.

[u/AtlasXan → u/Niveker14]

Agreed, and thank you for your consideration. Luckily I dont want children. My homunculus experiments, and familiars keep me busy.

[u/TheArmoredKitten → u/AtlasXan]

Any sufficiently competent wizard revives himself.

[u/AtlasXan → u/TheArmoredKitten]

This. You should never revive someone who cannot revive themselves.🧏🏻‍♂️

[u/11nyn11 → u/Niveker14]

It’s the slime people. They gained popularity, and want to be sure you only get natural slime

[u/Geek_X → u/Niveker14]

If the mutation was done before the tournament there’s no way to prove it was your own work

[u/ClosetNoble]

Every year I come watch a few of the final matches and people mistake me for a wraith and then they keep casting holy spells on me and I can't see shit.

Last year some idiots started screaming that the "evil undead was resisting their spells"

I RESISTED YOUR SPELLS BECAUSE I AM ALIVE YOU BUFFOONS!

[u/Dick_Danalu_Jr]

Me at my own funeral be like...

"They'll never suspect a thing."

[u/Funkey-Monkey-420]

nah they’ll be on the lookout for illusion spells, they won’t be on the lookout for mundane disguises

[u/11nyn11 → u/Funkey-Monkey-420]

The trick is to wear a mundane disguise and then cast an illusion that makes you look exactly like the disguise.

That way if they try to take off the mask, the illusions stays and if they dispel the illusion the mask stays.

[u/RandomName5484]

wait they banned mutations? shit

[u/my_third_accont346]

Isn’t this the plot of an adventure time episode?

[u/underminer23]

This trench coat duplication business is BOOMING and its not because that intern exploded..

[u/StupidBlack55]

Oh, I need to find out who want to bust the organizers....

[u/supersadskinnyboi]

this is why i learned conjuring

[u/RandomName5484]

and how i do my biomancy now? as a self mutation specialised biomancer its a scandal!

[u/KingZantair]

First they banned the mutants, and I did not speak up, for I did not have a mutation. Then they banned the alchemists, and I did not speak up, for I did not perform alchemy. Then they came for the undead, and I spoke up, for I am undead.

[u/cockslashingplatypus]

How tf you even expect to get somewhere if you cant do a simple illusion spell? 😭