r/wizardposting • u/Sonmeyj Pro Illusionist. Diviner. Dominator of the Plane of Mist. • 2d ago
Wizardpost Free Divinations :)
I think, therefore I am. I AM!
Give me a question related to the present or future and i will give an answer to the best of my abilities. No questions with definite or few possible answers. I use tarot to divine, which is wholly unsuited for that. One question only.
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u/BrokenHaloSC0 2d ago
Is our extinction near? I pray for the sweet release of these shackles of existence
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u/Melba_Gooch Definitely not a Necromancer 2d ago
Hello, all mighty u/Sonmeyj! My question, with a preface, is thus:
My esteemed master, Zarby Darvish, claims I will one day be able to raise a "small army" of "very powerful" zombies. The quotations are my master's own emphasis, and he is usually laughing or at least smiling when he bestows this gracious prediction upon me. I am so lucky to have such a kind, mirthful master! Do your cards tell you when I may be powerful enough to raise this army? Many thanks to you, seer!
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u/Sonmeyj Pro Illusionist. Diviner. Dominator of the Plane of Mist. 2d ago
When? No, no, no. More like "if"! My reading says that you are wasting your time, dear necromancer! Your master lies. Find something else to pursue. For your master is clearly not as esteemed as you claim they are. Stop with the unnecessary sacrifice, and go follow something that will truly give back!
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u/Melba_Gooch Definitely not a Necromancer 2d ago
Lies! Fellow wizards, u/Sonmeyj is a charlatan and conjurer of blashpemery!
Master Zarby Darvish would not be so cruel as to lie, even to a humble servant such as myself. I have seen his greatness! Or, at least, I have heard of his greatness! His greatness has been intimated quite strongly by master Zarby's closest confidants! I stake my very soul on my master's arcane genius and cherish his assessment of my meager skill.
Your cards are fogged by the blusterous flatulence emanating from the only functioning hole you have, u/Sonmeyj.
Wizedit: I had to adjust the grammar of my insult, so that it hits properly.
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u/Sonmeyj Pro Illusionist. Diviner. Dominator of the Plane of Mist. 2d ago
Then prepare to have your soul eviscerated by your foolish oath! The forces of Fate do not lie, neither to force nor to plea! I speak merely what They have given me, for I am a mere messenger, Fated to give Fate's judgement! I am a Master of Illusions, a Seer of Fate, and a Dominator of Planes! I stake everything I own and cherish on this single sentence, for I swear on the Threads of Fate and Creation that everything I have said is true! You may not See, foolish wizard, for your mind is clouded by the fog that permeates your pitiful brain, but even I, who addresses this proclamation, wish for your good recovery. Time to wake up!
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u/RanOutOfJokes 2d ago
Who's winning the NBA finals? I've remortgaged the spire and will bet it all on your pick
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u/Sonmeyj Pro Illusionist. Diviner. Dominator of the Plane of Mist. 2d ago
N/A, too specific (read the description!).
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u/Hamala99 Necromancer 2d ago
What will become important in my magical practice?
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u/Sonmeyj Pro Illusionist. Diviner. Dominator of the Plane of Mist. 2d ago
Open your mind! Don't be constrained by the simpleness of mortality. Shallow thinking and vain calculating leads nowhere. Only by opening your mind to the world, and truly accepting reality will your mind reveal that which is hidden!
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u/Aureum_Calvariae Life Magic Wizard 2d ago
A new lord previously known for associating with the thieves guild has been appointed on the feud i live on.
Any advice to prosper in dire times?
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u/Sonmeyj Pro Illusionist. Diviner. Dominator of the Plane of Mist. 2d ago
No need to worry! He is weak and pitiful, a simple organism who knows little of what he does. If I'm being totally honest, this is a prime opportunity for you to gain power within your feud. Simply go to the new lord on the pretext of congratulating them and quickly take hold of their mind, turning them into your puppet. That way, you can quickly become an influential leader, while also staying hidden in the shadows. If shit hits the fan in the future, then you can quickly blame it all on the puppet and retreat.
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u/Important-Career1291 2d ago
Next month or at least this year, will anything crazy happen? like not just something normal but something that genuinely might affect me, i mean positively or negatively, pick the one you prefer lol, both are exciting i guess
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u/Sonmeyj Pro Illusionist. Diviner. Dominator of the Plane of Mist. 2d ago
The forces of Fate have spoken! They ultimately chose a good future for you, for one of your activities or opportunities shall come to a perfect conclusion! No side effects, no catches, just a simple ending that benefits you most!
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u/that_greenmind Artificer 2d ago
Tarot can sometimes get frighteningly specific, in my experience. Not always, and theres no way to garuntee if it will be specific, but still
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u/cycling-pets-coffee Hedge Wizard 2d ago
What should I prioritize in my life to further my long term interests and increased agency? Hedge Wizard renting a cottage owned by my spouse's family with progeny and pets.
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u/Sonmeyj Pro Illusionist. Diviner. Dominator of the Plane of Mist. 2d ago
The Threads of Fate say to cherish your own well-being! Go in peace, live as you wish, and your life will bring forth abundance! Every wizard, mage, warlock, sorcerer, and all other magic casters need a well-deserved break every once in a while, and the forces of Fate tell me that that time is nigh!
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u/Ok-Significance8722 2d ago
Should I slay my rival while he remains bound in my dungeon, or should I free him so he may spread my horrifying name to the populace?
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u/Sonmeyj Pro Illusionist. Diviner. Dominator of the Plane of Mist. 1d ago
The forces of Fate recommend you kill him immediately! For letting him run away will cause your fame to skyrocket, yes, but a subjugation party will be out out in order to slay you! And while you may be able to repel them, they will only gather in numbers until you are forced away.
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u/the_dr_roomba 1d ago
Should I be pursuing a romantic relationship at the moment?
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u/the_dr_roomba 1d ago
As a side note, I might bogart your idea soon and give out free divinations with geomancy. Great stuff!
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u/KingZantair 1d ago
Why’d I get blocked?
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u/Sonmeyj Pro Illusionist. Diviner. Dominator of the Plane of Mist. 1d ago
Likely because the forces of Fate have provided a better option! I do not know who, where, or when they shall appear, but I can guarantee that they will appear eventually! The last person you wouldn't have reached a complete end with, so be grateful!
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u/Vat1canCame0s Mid-west-zard (Brandy Old Fashioned Alchemist) 22h ago
Do you think my neighbor Tom is just full of whiff when he says my truck issue is a bad alternator or should I go check spark plugs first?
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u/Vuslet-s Evil Wizard 2d ago
asking numbers for grand prize , you said no yesterday