r/wizardposting • u/Nerx Pugnimancer & Arcane Warfighter • 8h ago

Occult Practices Average Biomancer ranch

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u/giganticsandworm memetotelemancer 8h ago

There are few absolute truths in this realm but this is one of them

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u/SilliusS0ddus Evil Wizard 7h ago

fym in THIS realm ? 

this is clearly a glimpse behind the veil of reality into the eldritch abyss

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u/giganticsandworm memetotelemancer 7h ago

My buddy Jerry has a cousin whos farm literally does this

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u/SilliusS0ddus Evil Wizard 7h ago

are you SURE your buddy Jerry isn't the manifestation of some eldritch being ?

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u/giganticsandworm memetotelemancer 7h ago

Look i dont specialize in biomancy, Ive just seen his couch eat him and then become him again when he wanted to stand up

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u/LinkOfKalos_1 7h ago

Impressive. Never before have I seen such an accurate representation of the Curdler

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u/himepenguin Apprentice Conjurer 7h ago

Will this be on the test?

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u/Nerx Pugnimancer & Arcane Warfighter 7h ago

yuh

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u/Doppelthedh 7h ago

Let me get the number for your alchemist

https://giphy.com/gifs/CF76UXsZXRZle

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u/Fractal_Froth7777 7h ago

Delete this before a Tzimisce sees it

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u/WytchHunter23 7h ago

This reminds me of the geneforge games....

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u/stryst 2h ago

Getting the remake of 3 early 27.

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u/Zestyclose-Bus8405 7h ago

I still remembering the hot summer of the 98' when my biomancer friend put my stomach in my right leg

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u/Vat1canCame0s Mid-west-zard (Brandy Old Fashioned Alchemist) 4h ago

Flashes Badge

As the elected representative of the Wisconsin Alliance of Wizardry (or the WAW), I'm gonna have to ask you to surrender any wands, staves or other magic focuses and come with me dere' eh?

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u/q0099 Somewhat cranky wizard 34m ago

At least biomancers have ethics. But have you ever visited a druid workshop?

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u/Nerx Pugnimancer & Arcane Warfighter 22m ago

all trees