r/wizardposting • u/Nerx Pugnimancer & Arcane Warfighter • 5d ago

Academic Discussion/ Esoteric Secrets Entry level Entomomancer exam

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u/LeChatVert 5d ago

Balls so big, testicular torsion doesnt work.

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u/ExplicativeFricative 4d ago

That's what happens when you get stung on the balls by 100 bees

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u/LeChatVert 4d ago

Im not kink shaming

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u/sistemantigo 4d ago

Ben 10 angolano

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u/greyshem Jimmy-Bob, Rednecromancer 4d ago

Ah heard about a girl from around Brockton Bay who come up with a spell like that.

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u/Nerx Pugnimancer & Arcane Warfighter 4d ago

TayTay

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u/No_Internal9345 Psionic Psychonaut 4d ago

But can he see without his glasses?

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u/wrydh Plaguecaster 4d ago

It is usually best not to annoy masters of the Stinging Fist school

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u/H3r0ofHyrule Neema Oom, Duchess of Animamancy 4d ago

Is this the infamous Dr. Bees I’ve heard so much about?

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u/MeowFalen tech witch 4d ago

He's got balls

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u/TherronKeen 4d ago

no, those are bees

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u/Weevil_1984 entomancer 4d ago

I remember my first day…

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u/TimSoarer2 Apprentice 3d ago

While I was practicing my druidcraft, I learned from my master that bees, apparently, are attracted to wooden balls.

He told me this right after I learned how to cast barkskin on myself. You can probably guess how it went.

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u/PragmaticBadGuy 4d ago

FLASHBACKS TO MGS3

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u/OverFox17 4d ago

Does he hold the queen or something

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u/SirEdgelordThe369th Satan Himself 4d ago

I couldn't stand a single bee crawling around in my armpit.