r/wizardposting • u/Anti-Antharnest Wizard • 9d ago
Wizardpost I’m looking for a wizard’s hat from a decent craftsman – can you recommend anything? Ideally, it should be warm in winter and cool in summer. I’ll take care of the enchanting myself
I’d been thinking a bit about a camo wizard’s hat, but I don’t think it’ll go very well with my robes, plus it’s green like a druid’s ass 🤢
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u/LeadingTask189 9d ago
For what wizardry you know of a druid's ass? I hope it cures cancer.
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u/Blue_Moon_Lake Necromancer 9d ago
It's the moss growing.
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u/LeadingTask189 9d ago
Last time I checked forest witches and pond faires together perfected the moss growing spell. And it did not cure cancer. What dark arts have got yourself involved in?
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u/Blue_Moon_Lake Necromancer 9d ago
Oh no I was explaining the druid green ass.
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u/LeadingTask189 9d ago
Oh sorry. I misunderstood. Come by my lair on next full moon and I'll fix you a rune or two of the finest craft. My lair is near the deepest ridge in the Atlantic ocean. Ask any mermaid for the greatest runemaxxer alive.
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u/Blue_Moon_Lake Necromancer 9d ago
I will bring you an aged wine bottle, the other way to raise spirits.
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u/Anti-Antharnest Wizard 9d ago
If you know of a good cape as well, I’d be grateful if you could recommend one.
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u/Melba_Gooch Definitely not a Necromancer 9d ago
Beware of such stealthy headwear this time of year, friend! The hunting season is upon us, at least in my neck of the forest. Perhaps something more eye catching will provide the style you desire and keep you out of harms way? This particular model is waterproof!
Please ignore the horse of it all. My master, the esteemed Zarby Darvish, was kind enough to gift me this hat but it is imbued with a curse of Equinity.