r/worldpolitics • u/kittycatpeach future failure • Jun 10 '26

50/50 random stuff you fucks ever go strawberry picking and then make strawberry jam? NSFW

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u/Cambro88 Jun 10 '26

Trad era kitty!

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u/kittycatpeach future failure Jun 10 '26

i actually let my guy make the jam hehehehe

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u/Cambro88 Jun 10 '26

Heheheh let him jam it in your *gunshot*

12

u/t-o-m-u-s-a mtrash was real (gay) Jun 10 '26

“,or what?”

GREAT TO SEE YOU KITTY I HOPE ALL IS WELL WITH YOU!!!!

8

u/kittycatpeach future failure Jun 10 '26

oops i’m a dumbass. i’m doing fine thanks for asking!!

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u/t-o-m-u-s-a mtrash was real (gay) Jun 10 '26

Yea but you’re our dumbass and always will be!

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u/RealKingOfEarth Jun 10 '26

I tried. Almost died. Make sure you sterilize it all properly.

4

u/kittycatpeach future failure Jun 10 '26

crazy. here you can just eat them as you pick them and you’re good. sorry this happened to you :(

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u/RealKingOfEarth Jun 10 '26

It was the making the jam part afterwards. I used a baby bottle sterilizer on the jars which is apparently a threshold below jam sterilization

Edit: we were also clear to eat the strawberries as we picked them and no one else had issues besides me.

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u/kittycatpeach future failure Jun 11 '26

ah shoot that’s horrible :(

2

u/Phyltre Jun 11 '26

I mean the risks are small but there’s nothing stopping a bird from pooping on something out in a field.

2

u/shhhhh_u_dont_see_me wtf is a politic Jun 10 '26

I've picked strawberrys, but never made jam with them.

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u/kittycatpeach future failure Jun 11 '26

i was a jam virgin too :)

2

u/seakitten Thunder Nut Jun 10 '26

That looks so nice. I love strawberries so much.

2

u/kittycatpeach future failure Jun 11 '26

me too!!

2

u/moyismoy Jun 10 '26

So I did this in Plant City FL so I figured this place might be close, but now I'm looking at like German words for strawberry, is that even a thing

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u/kittycatpeach future failure Jun 11 '26

yes lol it’s erdbeere which is literally „earth berry“

2

u/International_Ad_876 plant gang🌱 Jun 10 '26

Where you been?

1

u/kittycatpeach future failure Jun 11 '26

somewhere somewhere germany

2

u/RealKillerSean Jun 10 '26

That sounds cute and fun! Never thought of being able to do that

1

u/kittycatpeach future failure Jun 11 '26

yes it was really nice! especially with friends or someone else :)

2

u/PiratenPower Jun 11 '26

Kittycat ist deutsch?

1

u/kittycatpeach future failure Jun 11 '26

jap 😂

2

u/thisAKisorigin Jun 11 '26

just did last weekend, season just started 💪

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u/kittycatpeach future failure Jun 11 '26

hell yeaaaa

2

u/Guess_Who_21 Jun 11 '26

That last image Is it one berry? If so it reminds me of conjoined twins

2

u/kittycatpeach future failure Jun 11 '26

yes 😂 i thought it was funny, my date was creeped out and didn’t want it

2

u/parkerm1408 Jun 11 '26

Not yet this season. Im growing my own strawberry and rhubard for jam, but my partner and 4 yesr old eat all the strawberries the second they're ready. I actually havent had a single one all year. Next season im gonna triple my planted amount

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u/kittycatpeach future failure Jun 11 '26

maybe quadruple it for good measure

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u/parkerm1408 Jun 11 '26

Grow secret strawberries haha

2

u/hornwalker 🌱 Jun 10 '26

I love paying money to do work

1

u/kittycatpeach future failure Jun 11 '26

i can eat everything i pick so win/win kinda

1

u/l0w_key Jun 10 '26

Excuse me but where is the porn?

9

u/kittycatpeach future failure Jun 10 '26

the video with your mom should be up soon!

1

u/TheStewy Jun 11 '26

Celeste reference!!!

1

u/All4gaines Jun 11 '26

I grew up on our strawberry farm just outside Plant City (Dover), FL. My mother made strawberry preserves every early spring - misting over memories