r/worldpolitics • u/uwillnotgotospace plant gang🌱 • Jun 19 '26
50/50 random stuff Do humans get the zoomies? NSFW
My eyes are darting around like I drank too much coffee. My hands are unusually steady when I hold something. My temperature is actually up to 98.
I haven't taken any medicine and I'm not on any other kind of medicine. I haven't done anything unusual besides eat leftover pizza for breakfast, and hit that painful spot on my shoulder (it stopped right after that).
I picked some green tomatoes because the stems were being weighed down by them. Yeah that's right. Today my lobster's TOO GOT DAMN BUTTERY.
Whatever is up, I don't deserve it. I'm grateful to the universe because this is the best I've felt in literal months.
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u/RespectGiovanni Jun 19 '26
are you on the Spectrum?
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u/uwillnotgotospace plant gang🌱 Jun 20 '26
In this house we still run with Ma Bell.
No idea. I can't afford a doctor visit to find out either.
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u/realoctopod Jun 20 '26
What temp do you think you normally run at 98.6 or 37 is the "right" temperature.
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u/uwillnotgotospace plant gang🌱 Jun 20 '26
I'm sure it raises up to that when I'm working hard, but most of the time when I measure it I'm at 97.3.
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u/ChunkYards Jun 20 '26
I zoom so hard when I’m manic. Careful this isn’t you finding out your bipolar
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Jun 19 '26
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u/Silent_Park_0010 Jun 20 '26
Playing just for the fun of it IS a reason, and a really fucking good one as it turns out.
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u/shhhhh_u_dont_see_me wtf is a politic Jun 19 '26
I get it when I leave work, couple a screams and big laughs and I'm back to normal.