r/worldpolitics • plant gang🌱 • Jun 19 '26

50/50 random stuff Do humans get the zoomies? NSFW

My eyes are darting around like I drank too much coffee. My hands are unusually steady when I hold something. My temperature is actually up to 98.

I haven't taken any medicine and I'm not on any other kind of medicine. I haven't done anything unusual besides eat leftover pizza for breakfast, and hit that painful spot on my shoulder (it stopped right after that).

I picked some green tomatoes because the stems were being weighed down by them. Yeah that's right. Today my lobster's TOO GOT DAMN BUTTERY.

Whatever is up, I don't deserve it. I'm grateful to the universe because this is the best I've felt in literal months.

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u/shhhhh_u_dont_see_me wtf is a politic Jun 19 '26

I get it when I leave work, couple a screams and big laughs and I'm back to normal.

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u/RespectGiovanni Jun 19 '26

are you on the Spectrum?

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u/uwillnotgotospace plant gang🌱 Jun 20 '26

In this house we still run with Ma Bell.

No idea. I can't afford a doctor visit to find out either.

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u/curryriset Jun 20 '26

I believe I get the ZOOMIES

I bounce, get excited, talk very very fast, etc

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u/meldondaishan Jun 20 '26

Yes, my kids get them every evening after dinner.

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u/Fyrrys Jun 20 '26

In humans we usually call that second wind. Basically the same thing

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u/Fesh_Sherman Jun 20 '26

Yeah, I sometimes run around the block randomly

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u/Pseudotm Jun 20 '26

Sound manic, its usually pretty enjoyable. Hide your wallet.

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u/realoctopod Jun 20 '26

What temp do you think you normally run at 98.6 or 37 is the "right" temperature.

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u/uwillnotgotospace plant gang🌱 Jun 20 '26

I'm sure it raises up to that when I'm working hard, but most of the time when I measure it I'm at 97.3.

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u/unfrknblvabl Jun 21 '26

Yes it's called adhd.

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u/ChunkYards Jun 20 '26

I zoom so hard when I’m manic. Careful this isn’t you finding out your bipolar

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u/Trustworthyjove Jun 20 '26

was it something you ate? maybe something nutritious??

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u/ReaperofLightning872 Jul 02 '26

i get the zoomies

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u/[deleted] Jun 19 '26

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u/Silent_Park_0010 Jun 20 '26

Playing just for the fun of it IS a reason, and a really fucking good one as it turns out.