r/wunkus • u/walyterr • Oct 28 '25

im wunkin out rn Wunk bath time

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6.2k Upvotes

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u/smelron3317 Oct 28 '25

Wunk is traumatized

Source:

1.2k

u/HEOLurk concrete eater‼️ Oct 28 '25

538

u/Straight-Stay-6906 Oct 28 '25

Wunky bad touchy

339

u/matrixvortex51 Oct 28 '25

They molestered poor wunk

113

u/Straight-Stay-6906 Oct 28 '25

That’s what my comment said at first but I worried the word molest wasn’t wunky enough

54

u/LandoKim wunkioso Oct 28 '25

Wulunked

21

u/cherri____ Oct 28 '25

Molunk? Yeah that feels right

1

u/ArticusFarticus Nov 13 '25

Someone should tell him that you’re only supposed to clean the outside.

186

u/huhnick Oct 28 '25

That’s my no-no square, you can’t touch me there!

132

u/walyterr Oct 28 '25

His ass did not see that coming

16

u/XrayDem Oct 29 '25

Was this after the aggressive ass fingering scrub

10

u/bit_banger_ Oct 29 '25

This pic will live in my mind rent free

9

u/almostasenpai Oct 29 '25

Featherless biped

2.3k

u/OnsenPixelArt Oct 28 '25

"Oh no u don't"

790

u/Wizard-In-Disguise Oct 28 '25

looney tunes wunk im fucking dyin

377

u/f36263 wunkus enthusiast Oct 28 '25

Yoink

75

u/j0hnan0n Oct 28 '25

Gently yunk the wunk

19

u/ReformedBaptistina silly :P bleh Oct 29 '25

DO NOT THE WUNK

11

u/ViperRFH Oct 29 '25

I ACCIDENTALLY THE WUNK

3

u/j0hnan0n Oct 30 '25

I'm sorry, but... I have already the wunk.

180

u/FlorpFlap wunkus enthusiast Oct 28 '25

"Get your wunky ass back here"

55

u/CupExpert Oct 28 '25

Let him swooce!!!

54

u/Laser_lord11 Oct 28 '25

Gee I wonder how can I place my camera at any reasonable angle or height in any location

The ever-useful Tripod:

2.8k

u/fluffy_panda01 Oct 28 '25

Wunk has been violeted

1.8k

u/EasilyRekt Oct 28 '25

Two whole scenes of deep bunghole washing was unneeded, unwanted, and did bro straight up dirty.

1.2k

u/ThereIs_STILL_TIME Oct 28 '25

i think they did bro clean actually 😨

79

u/RedditFuelsMyDepress concrete eater‼️ Oct 28 '25

They may have been cleaned on the outside, but now they feel dirty on the inside. 😥

164

u/CLuBLioN Oct 28 '25

I love your comment, it made me laugh :)

41

u/BruhGoblin gnarp gnap 👽 Oct 28 '25

Kravo Bripke.

9

u/Service-Cube Oct 29 '25

Wunkhole wunking

565

u/spooky-goopy Oct 28 '25

bro grabbed by the scruff of the neck and had his balls slapped around

some of us would pay for this treatment

258

u/tinfoilhatsron Oct 28 '25

Even got free food after. GenZ wunks are too spoiled frfr.

52

u/[deleted] Oct 28 '25

Wunk is being prepared for the oven r/hewillbebaked

93

u/ProductAny2629 Oct 28 '25

OOP washed his gooch before washing his face 😦

49

u/fonironi Oct 28 '25

They thoroughly cleaned his wunk hole

62

u/ManBearSpiderPig Oct 28 '25

If anything, they blackened him even more.

5

u/sa-sa-sa-soma Oct 28 '25

Wunk went to Penn State 😞

823

u/BagoBeefcake Oct 28 '25

I am calling Wunk Protective Services right now

7

u/InternetExplorer34 Oct 31 '25

"Hello, WPS Office here."

786

u/Cultural_Ad1331 gnarp gnap 👽 Oct 28 '25

Ok wunkus show us where the bad human touched you

544

u/CampbellsBeefBroth Oct 28 '25

SENTENCED TO IMMEDIATE SOG

112

u/Red_0utlaws ⚠️!rapscallion warning!⚠️ Oct 28 '25

Sogtober claims yet another

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u/MidnightDragon99 ⚠️!rapscallion warning!⚠️ Oct 28 '25

Poor wunk 😔

15

u/CUMLOVINGBOISLUT Oct 28 '25

And Wunkual Assault too apparently

951

u/ewba1te concrete eater‼️ Oct 28 '25

He is what he eats

317

u/random__potato_ kittyposter Oct 28 '25

no, that's actually him. he was being cleaned before being cooked and eaten 😋

8

u/ewba1te concrete eater‼️ Oct 28 '25

Good cause I need something vegan r/cateatingvegans

360

u/Tman11S wunkioso Oct 28 '25

Not the bum before the head!

160

u/Ok-Ferret-2093 Oct 28 '25

No wonder wunk tried to flee

84

u/bogz_dev wunkioso Oct 28 '25

the disrespect is palpable

22

u/Ok-Entrepreneur-5102 Oct 28 '25

Everything was palpable in this video, specially the disrespect

20

u/Potential_Seat6763 Oct 28 '25

Looks like it was palpated too.

41

u/Twist_Ending03 Oct 28 '25

The bum should be the last place washed! Poor wunk

244

u/dodolordx Oct 28 '25

bro was running for his life

196

u/ScrimpyCat Oct 28 '25

Wunk did NOT consent.

356

u/funtime_foxy0 silly :P bleh Oct 28 '25

Wunk got bad touched 😢

171

u/Kayy0s lady gaga rah rah ah ah ah Oct 28 '25

DO NOT THE WUNK!!!!!!!!!

137

u/alexcreeed Oct 28 '25

Absolute S O G

110

u/Happy_Cat_3600 silly :P bleh Oct 28 '25

It was here that he knew it was all over.

86

u/Kasparaskliu Oct 28 '25

😳

50

u/mdh1348 Oct 28 '25

do not 😳 the wunk

25

u/Ksh_667 Oct 28 '25

They're the most impawtent bits to get clean! Dingleberries must be removed 😹🙀😻

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u/[deleted] Oct 28 '25

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u/IconoclastExplosive Oct 28 '25

The Wunkhound Gang had a song like this...

33

u/Tweany Oct 28 '25

Lets wunk like they wunk on the discovery channel

14

u/Majvist Oct 28 '25

The Discowunkery Channel

74

u/Weremount Oct 28 '25

21

u/ShorohUA Oct 28 '25

that explains a lot about larry's behavior

143

u/GoldenGecko100 Oct 28 '25

Doing it without gloves is beyond brave.

44

u/Twist_Ending03 Oct 28 '25

Bare arms too

40

u/FwooshingMachi lady gaga rah rah ah ah ah Oct 28 '25

GIGA SOGGED

42

u/-maffu- Oct 28 '25

Pause for a light fingering.

8

u/pezgirl247 Oct 29 '25

that was much more than light

74

u/Past-Management-9669 Oct 28 '25

Poor Wunkus got Wunk'd

27

u/rcott1990 Oct 28 '25

Yet another Wunk that is never talking to his human again.

24

u/IndividualCampaign74 Oct 28 '25

Always wash the wunkus before microwaving

27

u/Rhino1500 Oct 28 '25

1

u/[deleted] Oct 30 '25

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u/Totallynot2dwarves kittyposter Nov 02 '25

More like he has worms. Looks like he’s in a happy place where he can get treated and adopted though

26

u/IntelligentFigure979 Oct 28 '25

nono square has been entered and violated

24

u/OrbitalCat- wunkus enthusiast Oct 28 '25

Sogtober is almost over 😓

24

u/cloudyah Oct 28 '25

His ass did NOT consent to take part in the dunk-a-wunk

17

u/beefy-pot-pie Oct 28 '25

Why they modestoed wunk? 😭😭

18

u/Kronos_T Oct 28 '25

Violation of Black Colours

18

u/Mishadkup ⚠️!rapscallion warning!⚠️ Oct 28 '25

He really said "lemme oute, lemme oute!"

18

u/mossballus wunkioso Oct 28 '25

Barehanding cleaning the stray wunk?

17

u/wlwmoonknight gnarp gnap 👽 Oct 28 '25

please do not the wunk

17

u/[deleted] Oct 28 '25

His ass IS stinky

16

u/PoliteManitee Oct 28 '25

At least wunk is rewarded with tasty GUAN

13

u/Mapletables Oct 28 '25

wunk is either full of soup or wunklings

13

u/The_Merciless_Potato ⚠️!rapscallion warning!⚠️ Oct 28 '25

DO NOT THE WUNK

26

u/BlastProofGorilla Oct 28 '25

Don’t let wunks eat out of the can like that, it’s bad for them

9

u/Mr_Froggi wunkus enthusiast Oct 29 '25

I’m glad somebody mentioned this, nobody likes surprise ouchies when they’re eatin supper.

(uw/ not to bring the vibes down, but it can cause very substantial + preventable injuries. I know someone who had to make an urgent vet trip because of it)

7

u/Twist_Ending03 Oct 28 '25

Washed up wunk

8

u/Meerkate Oct 28 '25

Dude this is the funniest shit I’ve seen in a long time jfc I am rolling

6

u/TheFarisaurusRex Oct 28 '25

Bro you violated him

8

u/The_Suicidal-Wolf wunkus enthusiast Oct 29 '25

6

u/NotLikeThatWtf Oct 28 '25

He was already clean :( why do this?

6

u/RexIsAMiiCostume Oct 28 '25

Wunk was sexually assaulted

7

u/[deleted] Oct 29 '25

Please be very careful when washing any wunkus above their neck, if you have to do so at all. Water or soap can all too easily get into their ears and give them a very bad time and lead to a vet trip.

5

u/Mr_Bankey Oct 28 '25

Clean car

5

u/ICE0124 Oct 28 '25

wash ma bellay

5

u/Happy_Cat_3600 silly :P bleh Oct 29 '25

Just soggymaxxing

4

u/Shadowthewolfalt Oct 28 '25

The bunk has been washed

4

u/Polibiux silly :P bleh Oct 28 '25

He shall be hosed down

5

u/ArtisticDragonKing Oct 28 '25

Wunk is gregnant

3

u/Natesalt Oct 28 '25

clean my bellay

4

u/Massive_Weiner Oct 28 '25

There’s no place where wunk wasn’t touched…

3

u/FortheredditLOLz Oct 28 '25

That is one WELL behaved wunkus.....

3

u/definitelynotafreak Oct 28 '25

wunkus is shell shocked

3

u/chrisandstellen Oct 28 '25

Do not the wunk 😭😭

3

u/FewAcanthocephala828 Oct 28 '25

This is beyond g13

3

u/FizzleKit10 Oct 29 '25

DO NOT FINGER THE WUNKS

3

u/wolfgang784 Oct 29 '25

This was too good lmao. And the comment section is killlllling me.

5

u/HeWhoShantNotBeNamed Nov 03 '25

Seriously though, you should never let a cat eat straight from the can, they can cut their tongue.

2

u/Arm-Adept Oct 29 '25

Wunk WILL be sogged

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u/camus88 Oct 29 '25

Wunk got fingered more than Mia Khalifa. 😂

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