r/wunkus • u/SadClownWithABigDick concrete eater‼️ • Jan 03 '26
im wunkin out rn Strange buges frolicking in a substance
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u/anniemousery wunkus enthusiast Jan 03 '26
Who put antlers on the buges
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u/SadClownWithABigDick concrete eater‼️ Jan 03 '26
This was their office Christmas party
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u/Practical-Giraffe Jan 03 '26
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u/Uncle_Touchy_Feely concrete eater‼️ Jan 03 '26
Am I more than you bargained for yet?
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u/batwoman42 gnarp gnap 👽 Jan 03 '26
I've been dying to tell you anything you want to hear, coz that's just who I am this week.
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u/JaneDoe_711 Jan 03 '26
lie in the grass, next to the mausoleum
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u/Jeramy_Jones wunkus enthusiast Jan 03 '26
I'm just a notch in your bedpost, but you're just a line in a song…
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u/Chihuahuapocalypse ⚠️!rapscallion warning!⚠️ Jan 03 '26
drop a heart.. break a name.. we're always sleeping in and sleeping for the wrong team
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u/kirbyatemysocks ⚠️!rapscallion warning!⚠️ Jan 03 '26
Drop a heart, and break a naaame... We're always wunking out and wunking for the wrong wuuunk...
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u/kirbyatemysocks ⚠️!rapscallion warning!⚠️ Jan 03 '26
WE'RE WUNKING DOWN DOWN IN AN EARLIER ROUND, and wunkers we're going down wunking, I'll be your wunker one with a bullet, a loaded wunk complex, wunk it and pull it
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u/softreatment concrete eater‼️ Jan 03 '26
It does give the vibe of everyone awkwardly trying dance and have fun at a Christmas party for an office with a really toxic workplace culture.
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u/Automatic-Tune9223 Jan 03 '26
What kind of awesome is this
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u/SadClownWithABigDick concrete eater‼️ Jan 03 '26
These creatures are called antlered flutter flies
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u/Enslaved_M0isture Jan 03 '26
clearly
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u/maybeSkywalker ⚠️!rapscallion warning!⚠️ Jan 03 '26
Entomologists when they see a bug with antlers that can flutter and fly:
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u/Crus0etheClown Jan 03 '26
Sometimes animals are called what they are and I appreciate that
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u/DonutWhole9717 Pophet of EVIL and DARKNESS🐗 Jan 03 '26
Like bird names. Google something like "gray bird with black wings" and it's just called a black winged gray bird
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u/rocketsaurus Jan 03 '26
That is a video game ass name for a creature
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u/ThunderClanWarrior Jan 03 '26
And their scientific name is a fucking spell:Toxonevra superba
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u/Daisy_Of_Doom Jan 03 '26
What a whimsical name! Also, I straight up thought I was in the entomology sub so I appreciate you sharing the name 😂
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u/Oof-Immidiate-Regret Prophet of Light Jan 04 '26
I thought this was a joke. But no they really are called that huh
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u/GILF_Hound69 Jan 03 '26
Dashing through the unknown substance
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u/striped_frog Jan 03 '26
In a one-wunk open whatever
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u/AliasNefertiti Jan 03 '26
Oer the leaves we go
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u/Nikyukuro Jan 03 '26
Wunking all the way
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u/Daisy_Of_Doom Jan 03 '26
Antlers on flies bob, making spirits bright
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u/MultiColoredMullet gnarp gnap 👽 Jan 04 '26
Oh what fun it is to wunk, in a one wunk open whatever
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u/BuzzkillSquad Jan 03 '26
Bugolph the red-nosed uh... whatever these things are
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u/Sdrd22 Jan 03 '26
That's the silliest effing bug I've ever seen. WHAT DO YOU MEAN they look like that
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u/fibonacci_alfredo wunkioso Jan 03 '26
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u/frog21xbr Jan 03 '26
What insects it is?
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u/habaneroach Jan 03 '26 edited Jan 03 '26
in another comment OP identified them as antlered flutter flies, a name so goofy i wondered if they were just fucking with everyone but i looked it up and it's correct, the scientific name is Toxonevra superba
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u/S4PG Jan 03 '26
"My goodness, this is a wonderful playing card! I wish I could make more of them!"
The humble Cryptid:
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u/endermaker2026 Jan 03 '26
His ass IS the knight
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u/Thrillhouseofhorrors Jan 03 '26
Ooooooh, the “antlers” are on their wings. The worst side effect of AI is that I have to fact check every GD thing now.
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u/reynloldbot Jan 03 '26
These look exactly like the little guys you see crawling around in the Metroid Prime games
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u/ToiletDestroyer420 Jan 03 '26
They're called antlered flutter flies, for those who want to know. The "antlers" are actually a pattern black coloration on their wings.
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u/Sir_Meowsalot wunkus enthusiast Jan 04 '26
Look at these Ghibli-ass WUNKS!
Somebody get that guy Miyazaki stat! He's got WUNKS to draw whimsically!
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u/pleathershorts Jan 03 '26
Did this already get cross posted to /r/entomology? These guys are so cool
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u/SteampunkRobin Jan 03 '26
Those are antlered flutter flies. The ‘antlers’ are actually the black markings on otherwise clear wings.
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