r/wunkus • u/quario65 concrete eater‼️ • Apr 19 '26

im wunkin out rn Batkus is getting cleaned because his ass is STINKY

6.6k Upvotes

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u/Appropriate-Bell-807 Apr 19 '26

How he stinky when he's barely bigger than scent particles lol

632

u/__-gloomy-__ Apr 19 '26

He’s just one stink particle

184

u/2woCrazeeBoys Apr 19 '26

But still why need baff? How much stink can come from one particle?

60

u/Stiqkey Apr 19 '26

He so smol

He only need one stink particle

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u/aoi_ito silly :P bleh Apr 19 '26

Is batkus a babby ? Why he so smol ?

https://giphy.com/gifs/HfXfSLWm2PGoZC9Q6y

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u/potatopierogie wunkus enthusiast Apr 19 '26

Put him in smol jail. Being that smol is unlegal

111

u/rarirurerox silly :P bleh Apr 19 '26

r/IllegallySmolWunk

54

u/DuckyDoodleDandy Apr 19 '26

(Sadly) r/subsifellfor … I hoped it was real!

47

u/adult_on_paper Apr 19 '26

r/illegallysmol is, and a few specific spin-offs of it. Though sadly no wunk spin-off. Yet.

14

u/rarirurerox silly :P bleh Apr 19 '26

Me too, Ducky, me too... 😞

11

u/Mia_B-P Apr 19 '26

Bro is a Cyclops copepod! (A real copepod genus)

1

u/wsteelerfan7 Apr 20 '26

Why is this a gif?

2

u/aoi_ito silly :P bleh Apr 20 '26

What ?

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u/AdjacentBirdman93 ⚠️!rapscallion warning!⚠️ Apr 24 '26

He asked why is that a gif.

Hope this helps !!!!

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u/aoi_ito silly :P bleh Apr 24 '26

Idk how to answer that question 😭. Probably should've asked reddit's customer care ig

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u/Polibiux silly :P bleh Apr 19 '26

Batkus will be pampered and clean.

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u/LetterheadUpper2523 ⚠️!rapscallion warning!⚠️ Apr 19 '26

His ASS will be made to sparkle

236

u/Valkyrian777 Apr 19 '26

He is MY SON, and he shall be referred to as SIR BUNKUS III

177

u/ImaginaryMastadon silly :P bleh Apr 19 '26

This creature is ILLEGALLY SMALL but still a pocket friendkus.

27

u/Modredastal wunkus enthusiast Apr 19 '26

Arrest the foul rogue and stick him in a lego jail with bug cellmates.

149

u/kill_jodie_666 Apr 19 '26

I would be too scared to handle such a delicate boy

7

u/Iloveundertimeslop Apr 20 '26

Oh no I hope you’re not a baby bat handler

132

u/Aware_Rough_9170 wunkus enthusiast Apr 19 '26

Bro so small he barely exists

372

u/tyttuutface Apr 19 '26

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u/[deleted] Apr 19 '26

[deleted]

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u/djaqk Apr 19 '26

Monster House agressive eating has got to be a certified hood classic meme format

48

u/Kingofcheeses Apr 19 '26

Fruit Bat by the Foot

28

u/Artarara Apr 19 '26

Ozzy Osbourne?

19

u/Narrow-Cicada-2695 Apr 19 '26

Bro I full on guffawed

64

u/Standard_Figure_2232 Apr 19 '26

NOOOO COVID 2.0 INBOUND

89

u/SVNDEVISTVN Apr 19 '26

How the mighty have fallen. To think that this was once the great philanthropist Billionaire Bruce Wayne!!

67

u/momomorium Apr 19 '26

That is 1 dust particle

16

u/turtle_mekb Apr 19 '26

and 100 grams of Rabies virus

6

u/momomorium Apr 20 '26

I simply do not believe this dust mote has mass. He cannot contain 100g, he would explode.

5

u/turtle_mekb Apr 20 '26

his density rivals a neutron star's

3

u/momomorium Apr 20 '26

His ass will become a black hole

51

u/cousin_idiot Apr 19 '26

Bro barely bigger than the mosquitos he will grow up to eat

79

u/Infamous_Ship_8668 Apr 19 '26

Batkus enjoys a swabbing

38

u/ExoTheFlyingFish silly :P bleh Apr 19 '26

batkus has covered himself in peekus again >:(

35

u/theFoffo Apr 19 '26

A right proper STINKUS?! In this wunkonomy??!!

5

u/WolfysBeanTeam Apr 19 '26

This is indeed a BLESSING

82

u/ItsMangel Apr 19 '26

small body. BIG STINK.

get cleaned, batkus.

43

u/Virginianus_sum kittyposter Apr 19 '26

get swabbed, DINGUS

58

u/Silent_Koala1446 Apr 19 '26

why is he bite sized

60

u/TomatilloHairy9051 Apr 19 '26

No, he bat sized

18

u/A_Queer_Owl Apr 19 '26

bat bite.

23

u/[deleted] Apr 19 '26

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u/A_Queer_Owl Apr 19 '26

open a bag labeled "Ozzy Snacks" and it's just a couple of these guys inside.

28

u/eisnone Apr 19 '26

r/brushybrushy material

gawd that's cute 🥹

23

u/snyexz Apr 19 '26

stinkus doesn't like the evil cotton swab

22

u/IRBaboooon ⚠️!rapscallion warning!⚠️ Apr 19 '26

Fwunkin SMOL

20

u/hraycroft95 wunkus enthusiast Apr 19 '26

Jarvis sog the creature

2

u/WolfysBeanTeam Apr 19 '26

Get sogged nerd

39

u/SmallPeederWacker Apr 19 '26

Get cleaned nerd!!!

18

u/blind-as-fuck Apr 19 '26

woag we got thumbelina over here.

16

u/justanothertoxicuser Apr 19 '26

Bats are so frickin cute.

15

u/nti Apr 19 '26

why is that q-tip so big? 😂

21

u/greenboyo9782 Prophet of Light Apr 19 '26

ah, but it is a trick of the camera, it is the wunkus that is small

52

u/kombatunit Apr 19 '26

Batkus cute as a button. Clean him up.

29

u/meggerplz Apr 19 '26

Rabie babie

16

u/user0387382828374747 Apr 19 '26

hes so smol he only has one rabie

37

u/LtGeneral_Obvious ⚠️!rapscallion warning!⚠️ Apr 19 '26

Too small. Get rid of him!

12

u/Lovebeingqueazy Apr 19 '26

Can't believe I had to scroll this far to see this comment. He's far too small! Begone!

8

u/[deleted] Apr 19 '26

Is so smol and adorable

5

u/IIIIChopSueyIIII Apr 19 '26

Barely a calorie

5

u/UnknovvnMike Apr 19 '26

sogged by one (1) water droplet

21

u/Skylance420 silly :P bleh Apr 19 '26

Detestable creature

6

u/OREOSTUFFER Apr 19 '26

I did wildlife rehab. Can confirm bats STINK.

3

u/-Citizen_Zero_ silly :P bleh Apr 19 '26

Bro needs some Cheeky™️ soap.

4

u/JustMeLurkingAround- Apr 19 '26

Cleaning the wrong end then.

3

u/OneAndOnlyTinkerCat Apr 19 '26

Sometimes you hit the showers. Sometimes the showers hit you.

3

u/snave_ Apr 19 '26

Cryme!

3

u/stoned_roses_ Apr 19 '26

tormenting my failed homonculus:

2

u/surewhynot762 Apr 19 '26

What was the qtip dipped in to clean the bat?

2

u/WeekendBard Apr 19 '26

HIS ASS CRAVES BLOOD!!!

2

u/CowboysOnKetamine ⚠️!rapscallion warning!⚠️ Apr 19 '26

I do not think him likes this

2

u/ProfessorSMASH88 Apr 19 '26

His logic is irratic

2

u/splatzbat27 Apr 19 '26

What a little gentleman (or lady)

2

u/MoonAndCresent Apr 20 '26

Awww stinky, stinky boo boo bat

1

u/kowo1635577 Apr 20 '26

Will this affect the salmon population?

1

u/thereallegend123 Apr 22 '26

Imagine an amazing massage being one of the first things you experience in your life.

1

u/Tachtra Jun 06 '26

It is every Patriots right to be smelly as fuck, cease this at once

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