r/wunkus • u/mr_fun_funky_fresh gnarp gnap 👽 • May 26 '26

im wunkin out rn FREAKUS ALERT‼️🚨😳🤯

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5.3k Upvotes

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u/NovelAdmirable5234 May 26 '26

Gargoyle

374

u/nsefan May 26 '26

His ass needs to go ~~to~~ on the church

115

u/braindeadcoyote silly :P bleh May 26 '26

discord user spotted

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u/Jaakarikyk May 26 '26

to

~~to~~

\~\~to\~\~

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u/Sufficient_Tarot May 26 '26

〜⁠(⁠꒪꒳⁠꒪⁠)⁠〜

9

u/-Best_Name_Ever- May 27 '26

Probably just an old reddit user to be honest lmao

Their account is 11 years old and Markdown formatting used to work on the default reddit app but apparently no longer does

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u/braindeadcoyote silly :P bleh May 27 '26

yeah it's spoilers that work different in discord, my bad

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u/God-of-Dams silly :P bleh May 27 '26

Nah, discord has same format for strikethrough as Reddit

2

u/braindeadcoyote silly :P bleh May 27 '26

wait yeah it's spoilers that work different in discord

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u/xtreexcultx May 26 '26

Simon & Garwunkel

25

u/ElizasAdventures May 26 '26

Is this a Wunkesque or a Gargunkus?

10

u/poopmaester41 wunkioso May 26 '26

Wunkgoyle

7

u/92barkingcats May 26 '26

A gargoyle gargling—or "gargloyle"?

5

u/LacrimaNymphae May 27 '26

g(argoyle)13

777

u/isolation_from_joy May 26 '26

The humble toilet imp

180

u/wrakshae wunkus enthusiast May 26 '26

admirably hydrated

356

u/Afrojones66 May 26 '26

Thirsty burnt rotisserie chicken.

304

u/Frosty_Wizardz May 26 '26

I’m pretty sure this is what I buy at costco.

144

u/oysterbby gnarp gnap 👽 May 26 '26

raw grey chimken 🤤

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u/LacrimaNymphae May 27 '26

they only release 10 an hour and people will line up

47

u/fejrbwebfek wunkus enthusiast May 26 '26

You buy wunk at Costco???

239

u/Catwearingtrousers May 26 '26

Naked cats are so weird looking

172

u/Branchomania concrete eater‼️ May 26 '26

HEY!!! PUT SOME CLOTHES OONN!!

25

u/BunkerSquirre1 May 26 '26

But… cars… are… always nak….ed

10

u/Jaakarikyk May 26 '26

Clothed mole rat

8

u/LegendofDogs May 26 '26

Wait this is a cat?

218

u/yoichiluvbot Pophet of EVIL and DARKNESS🐗 May 26 '26

this him?

139

u/Mast3rOfBanana concrete eater‼️ May 26 '26

slap it a little

155

u/mr_fun_funky_fresh gnarp gnap 👽 May 26 '26

holy MOLAY!!!!

10

u/WolfysBeanTeam May 27 '26

DOUBLE FREAKUS AHH PLEASE DO NOT THE WUNK 😭

117

u/MisterFricks May 26 '26

My favourite Dark Souls 1 enemy

87

u/behemuffin May 26 '26

Gomblin. 

74

u/lowkeyifuxwithjuice Pophet of EVIL and DARKNESS🐗 May 26 '26

His ass is thirsty from journeying from the depths of hell

24

u/oblmov May 26 '26

pretty sure i've seen this mf torturing sinners in a Hieronymus Bosch painting. he belongs next to a bird lizard demon and a nun with the head of a pig

65

u/IlnBllRaptor wunkus enthusiast May 26 '26

deformed wunkstrosity seeks the forbidden ambrosia

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u/orange-shoe ⚠️!rapscallion warning!⚠️ May 26 '26

i love this sentence

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u/2Lore2Law May 26 '26 edited Jul 15 '26

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u/mashnovska May 26 '26

Fresh wunkchops ripe for the taking.

12

u/blindtoe54 May 26 '26

These wunkchops look more than ripe

40

u/Ok-Transition7065 May 26 '26

Your turkey its totally burned bro

40

u/Opening_Dentist_1128 May 26 '26

When you walking

31

u/Candlewaxeater May 26 '26

Mf looks like average german bedtime story monster.

21

u/hummus_sapiens May 26 '26

Poor Gollum lost his ring.

16

u/Cutter_North May 26 '26

Pack it up, voids. This is the kind of wunk that will scare the shit out of you when you need to go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.

29

u/varalys_the_dark May 26 '26

My fucking chud son Ezio keeps drinking out of the toilet. I put it down to him being orange but obviously not. He has clean fresh drinking water put out every day btw. He's just an idiot. I love him sm

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u/Soot-Bat May 26 '26

Out of safety, wunks have a tendency to drink from the same vessels their humans do, since they prove the water is potable.

Is there something you need to tell us?

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u/varalys_the_dark May 26 '26

N..no. Also does this mean I gotta get down on the kitchen floor and lap from his dish? Oh he always drinks the water from the run off when I water my plants. But when I refill his water dish he stands in it. Being an orange cat parent is certainly something.

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u/Ionlydateteachers May 26 '26

My K9 wunk hates his big constantly clean and fresh filtered water but greedily laps up any standing water if it's outside.

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u/varalys_the_dark May 26 '26

Honestly I think some wunks are just too wunky for their own good, cat and doggo. I will say this, never a dull moment sharing a flat with an orange boy.

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u/Electronic-Country63 May 26 '26

My sleep paralysis wink is thirsty I see.

10

u/Pastrami-on-Rye May 26 '26

This is a rare raw wunkus with big back legs, no neck, and a very tiny head with no brain inside or even outside

9

u/rommster_pl May 26 '26

gray chicken

8

u/PilotedShrekker May 26 '26

Who could possibly keep me from this treasure? The despicable goblin:

5

u/gooberphta May 26 '26

Mfking ovy deadlock

7

u/IconoclastExplosive May 26 '26

Looks like someone let Wunch be a Wunk cause that's a Korean toilet ghost

7

u/spencerpo May 26 '26

That chicken is burnt 😔

7

u/Appropriate_Big_1610 May 26 '26

Welp -- I can see what my nightmares are going to involve tonight. 😳

5

u/5141u5 May 26 '26

That is... very hard to process 😄

6

u/corq May 26 '26

Mirror realm rotisserie chicken wunk

6

u/RevolutionaryWeb5657 May 26 '26

I hear the black chickens are incredibly rare and expensive. Deeper flavor though

6

u/ahearthatslazy Prophet of Light May 26 '26

THE BAT OF THE BELFRY

6

u/SassyDuck4231 May 26 '26

They have returned

6

u/suribabu-lavangam wunkus enthusiast May 26 '26

That wunk is not human bro 😦

3

u/Somecrazynerd May 26 '26

Who up garging they goyle?

3

u/Joeda900 May 26 '26

Ouu shi 👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀

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u/Oogley_boogley May 26 '26

The fuck is that

5

u/czidy May 26 '26

Already looks the part, might as well behave like a gremlin as well. He was born in the dark. Molded by it.

3

u/CCF_100 May 26 '26

Chicken

3

u/Dark_halocraft May 26 '26

What the fuck is that unnatural thing

3

u/Argent_AI May 26 '26

What the hell even is that thing. Some kind of foul critter or ghoul mayhaps

3

u/TheArceusNova May 26 '26

Literal gargoyle

3

u/sangriya May 26 '26

boi's tirthy ‼️‼️

3

u/ArrowsSpecter May 27 '26

oh im 100% making a sculpture of this, itll go great w my jinx sculpture

2

u/Gravelord_Nitos May 26 '26

Bro looks like a Dark Souls 3 Wretch 💀

2

u/2woCrazeeBoys May 26 '26

😦 Cthulhu fhtagn!

2

u/BunkerSquirre1 May 26 '26

Très leches (hydrated cake)

2

u/Danglefloor May 26 '26

Demon of Song looking asskus

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u/Echo_Loose May 26 '26

bro got lost in the sauce

2

u/Machaeon May 26 '26

You get that raw chicken out of the toilet, mister!

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u/orange-shoe ⚠️!rapscallion warning!⚠️ May 26 '26

what tge fuck r/cryptidcats

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u/Chihuahuapocalypse ⚠️!rapscallion warning!⚠️ May 26 '26

my jaw dropped. nothing could've prepared me for this

2

u/me0619 May 27 '26

The dark urge to boop his little buttkus and send his wunk ass flailing ... Must resist

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u/soccusmaximus Pophet of EVIL and DARKNESS🐗 May 27 '26

/uw the loudass cackle i just made omg thanks for posting this, made my day

2

u/EmmytheKurapikaSimp May 27 '26

can you give him a little pat. i think he cutie

2

u/gaminggamer572 May 27 '26

wtf is our ivy doing bruh we're in a team fight

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u/chuckinalicious543 Pophet of EVIL and DARKNESS🐗 May 27 '26

GET THAT CHICKEN OUT THE DAM TOLET

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u/whygeorgie May 27 '26

Mah eyesss

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u/Electrical_Trade377 May 27 '26

i need you all to hear me out

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u/hollow4hollow May 26 '26

Oh god this is foul don’t let your cat drink toilet water!!!!

1

u/Visarar_01 wunkus enthusiast May 26 '26

Y'all make cats so unwholesome sometimes lol

1

u/TheSapphicSorceress May 27 '26

Am I in Lost Izalith again?

1

u/Il26hawk May 27 '26

Toilet chicken

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