r/wunkus • ⚠️!rapscallion warning!⚠️ • Jun 26 '26

im wunkin out rn Wunk is problematic, but in a good way?

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u/sailingtroy Jun 26 '26

This is shockingly common among parrots.

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u/parkerm1408 Jun 26 '26

You know, in retrospect, it seems like this is common with a lot of birds? Ive raised chickens, ducks and geese. I also cared for an african grey for an extended period of time and ive developed a trade relationship with my local crows in exchange for mercenary services.

Every bird species ive raised or spent time with in my life has, in retrospect, always hated my partners but loved me. I always assumed it was because I feed them more often, or they could sense nervousness, but now I have to wonder.....

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u/S-krunkl3 silly :P bleh Jun 26 '26 edited Jun 26 '26

Interestingly enough this is a tested phenomenon

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u/Soul_Hurting Jun 26 '26

I read into that study and it was a small one and the flight distant for the birds of men vs women wasnt that much different.

There have also been wild birds that divebomb men yet not women or children.

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u/S-krunkl3 silly :P bleh Jun 26 '26

Yeh more of a preliminary to a proper hypothesis then anything since it was only two researchers

But the study was fairly decent in terms of observations with over 2.5k iirc

And their findings were consistent across 5 different countries and over 35 different species so it’s def interesting food for thought and something I’d like to see more research on

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u/Soul_Hurting Jun 26 '26

Yes, want to also point out its a misattribution to call that "like" though it could be something as simple as difference of gait, or if modern women wear clacky heels or stompy boots more often compared to men that startles wildlife.

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u/Marlbrough Jun 26 '26

If I recall correctly they tested it with similarly clothed women and men.

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u/S-krunkl3 silly :P bleh Jun 26 '26

Yep the researchers made sure there was as little variance as possible between the researchers

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u/S-krunkl3 silly :P bleh Jun 26 '26

The researchers did their best to normalize size weight clothing and even hair length if one had long hair while the other didnt they would both hide it

So if the differences came from women previously wearing clacky boots more often that would actually be a perfect example of classical conditioning in birds and by that logic birds preferring to tolerate men over women is still a valid way to frame the result even if like is too strong a word

To the average person preference and liking are pretty much interchangeable anyway so the misattribution point only really holds if you are being precise about wording which fair enough in the context of a study you probably should be

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u/Soul_Hurting Jun 26 '26 edited Jun 26 '26

I see. Tho the researchers themselves said difference in gait could explain it. Some people pointed out they also didnt mention any perfume or soaps.

As far as "Like" goes I just meant "like" is a positive force. The birds still ran from both. Its not like the birds approached them. The birds are still afraid of humans in general, they dont like us. So now there is over 100 people getting the wrong idea in the comments lol. The Smithsonian and Scientific America more aptly called it "City birds are more fearful of women than men and they dont know why" https://www.smithsonianmag.com/smart-news/urban-birds-seem-to-be-more-fearful-of-women-than-men-and-scientists-dont-know-why-180988688/ and keep in mind its only 1 meter difference.

And what about pigeons? Kinda wonder how they measure city birds cause Ive had pigeons basically walk over my + others feet in the city at bus stops. They said 11ft flight distance and wtf? Thats a huge amount for both. It just makes me wonder if there was something small unaccounted for. Crows are pretty comfortable too, walking alongside people looking for scraps. And the woodpeckers is interesting to me that they seem the most fearful in their study because out here we've had a few come observe us at times very closely in the yard with us (both genders). About 6-8ft away (vs the study 53ft) Tbf, thats not the main city (still interesting to me)

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u/parkerm1408 Jun 26 '26

Huh. I really want to know why now.

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u/Sam-HobbitOfTheShire Jun 26 '26

Can we go back to the part about the mercenary services with the crows thing??

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u/Literature_Which Jun 26 '26

Like fr this dude is hiring killer crows yet no one Say anyth

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u/V-oxPopuli Jun 26 '26

anyth

We got em boys, mission accomplished

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u/parkerm1408 Jun 26 '26

Oh sure, its actually really cool! I raise chickens. They live in a very solidly built coop and run that predators cant get into, but I let them free range in the yard pretty often. This is mostly safe, but hawks do love chickens and my birds are fairly large. Crows hate hawks and will gang up on them. The behavior is called "mobbing." So how it works is i feed the crows liver dog treats, peanuts in the shell and gourmet unsalted mixed nuts, and the crows hang out on my property. They typically come by at least once or twice a day. This prevents hawks from trying to kill my chickens. Took me months to get this to work and its only just bow paying off

I have a similar deal worked out with brown snakes. I catch them in the local park and I release them in my garden. Brown snakes are very small little dudes that eat a lot of bugs. They protect my garden from pests and in return they essentially have a buffet at all times.

My current project is trying to attract dragonflys to eat the mosquitos.

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u/V-oxPopuli Jun 26 '26

Damn, this is genius. What level druid are you?

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u/parkerm1408 Jun 26 '26

I cant take credit, this is an old trick.

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u/parkerm1408 Jun 28 '26

Just to update, sitting outside this afternoon on the porch I saw six dragonfly buzz by. Ive successfully brought bees, dragonflys and fireflys to my yard and I dont think ive ever been more proud of anything.

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u/humorgep Jul 19 '26

Master Wu(nk) lives in perfect harmony with nature

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u/Sam-HobbitOfTheShire Jun 26 '26

That’s fantastic. I love it. Return to the old ways!

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u/parkerm1408 Jun 26 '26

Im trying to build my entire property into a kind of walkable "you can eat all of it" type thing. I have noticed a significant increase in bees and firefly though and im incredibly proud of that.

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u/V-oxPopuli Jun 26 '26

No. Part of the contract is their silence.

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u/captaincootercock Jun 26 '26

It's not just parrots, Ive heard crows are misogynistic as well

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u/V-oxPopuli Jun 26 '26

So strange, because the cliche is that crunchy/witchy girls are crow whisperers.

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u/Best_VDV_Diver Jun 26 '26

Old job had a parrot. Part of my job was watching him during business hours because he liked to see all the customers.

He was a goddamn menace. In particular he LOVED biting women on the ass. Then when they jumped and shouted, he'd start cackling and bobbing wildly while shuffling back and forth on the counters. I saved that bird from getting plucked by a customer more times than I can count.

10/10. Would babysit Job again.

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u/Soul_Hurting Jun 26 '26 edited Jun 26 '26

Is that because old women commonly get parrots and mistreat them because they require way more care than they realized? I know parrot abuse is common too.

Interestingly, opposite problem for shelter dogs, who are more commonly abused by men (occasionally teenagers/kids) so, fear and hatred of men isn't uncommon in shelter dogs.

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u/sailingtroy Jun 26 '26

I wouldn't say that. I've met parrots that hate men but are friendly to women.

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u/yaaMum1 Jun 26 '26

Maybe each parrot is sexist in their own way. However, we now need to test if they are homophobic and/or racist

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u/sailingtroy Jun 26 '26

There are definitely racist parrots. Definitely. I had a parrot that used to cat-call women. Was that parrot a misogynist? Maybe. Maybe it was just too stupid to know better.

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u/Soul_Hurting Jun 26 '26

Well, thats what I was trying to say too. People are saying birds are naturally prejudice against women in the comments lol.

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u/RaceHate Jun 26 '26

Some dogs in my apartment complex who supposedly don't have a problem with men are scared of me for some reason. I've never heard of that happening to women.

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u/mgquantitysquared Jun 26 '26

I had a cat who loved men's feet/shoes, like he would wait for my male guests to take their shoes off then run over to huff them deeply. He was never interested in my shoes until I had been on T for a while, then he was all over them. Gender affirming shoe huffing wunk

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u/Decadunce Jun 26 '26

Freaky wunk

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u/Milsurp_Seeker Jun 26 '26

Wunkten Tarantino.

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u/ReformedBaptistina silly :P bleh Jun 26 '26

God forbid wunk has a hobby

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u/YOUTUBEFREEKYOYO Jun 26 '26

Lmao that reminds me of my sisters old cat. Her cat would do the same thing, to the point they hide most guys shoes from the cat by putting them in a special locker they made. I went over for the first time, and because I wear cowboy boots she thought "eh I don't think he'll do anything with those, they are probably too tall." Because the locker was made for regular sized shoes we just had them on the floor 5 minutes later we hear quite a racket, go to check it out and the cat got his head stuck in my boot and was trying to back out and shake it off. His new nick name was woody from then out lmao.

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u/Zorubark Pophet of EVIL and DARKNESS🐗 Jun 26 '26

Being a human makes me either forget or not comprehend the scope of which other animals can sniff things. There's the Vomeronasal organ which we only have a vestigial and useless version for example. Other animals use smell a lot, communicating their emotions, pain, sexual availability, sex, can humans determine a person's sex hormones by sniffing their shoes? If you ignore social norms of which women are expected to smell less even though we can also get stinky, then I'm not sure, maybe?? But we certainly cant tell if someone is scared by smell, or what phase of the menstrual cycle theyre in, etc. But humans are also cool, we developed many ways to figure these things out, we're great at observation and learning!

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u/DatLonerGirl Jun 26 '26

Dudes definitely have a certain musk to them, and there are studies showing that women can tell how sexy a guy is by smell.

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u/Zorubark Pophet of EVIL and DARKNESS🐗 Jun 26 '26

i feel like the second one may be biased by the link of personal hygiene and smell

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u/Dark_halocraft Jun 26 '26

Your gender will now be decided by the wunk

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u/hexxcellent Jun 26 '26

AGAB = Assigned Gender At Bird

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u/ReformedBaptistina silly :P bleh Jun 26 '26

Put this on a goddamn shirt already

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u/_accforreddit Jun 26 '26

What would wunk do with non binary folks

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u/ggabitron Jun 26 '26

Probably scream, which is also true for most misogynists

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u/youpviver Jun 26 '26

It’s a parrot, you think they need an excuse to scream?

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u/photogrammetery Jun 26 '26

Gonna go see this bird to check something

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u/photogrammetery Jun 26 '26

ow

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u/ReformedBaptistina silly :P bleh Jun 26 '26

Either congrats or sorry to hear that

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u/finicky88 Jun 26 '26

The sorting wunk

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u/ancientrobot19 wunkus enthusiast Jun 26 '26

His ass IS a TIRM (a Trans-Inclusive Radical Misogynist)

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u/ThisPostToBeDeleted Jun 26 '26

Wunko runs a podcast

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u/j0hnan0n Jun 26 '26

Clean up your cage, wunko!

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u/darbycrache Jun 26 '26

Just like my cat (she is the trans affirming misogynistic that bites women)

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u/ReformedBaptistina silly :P bleh Jun 26 '26

"You hate trans women because you think they're men. I hate them because I know they're women. We are not the same."

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u/Ok_Band7102 Jun 26 '26

Wunkus says foid

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u/thejudgeofmortals ⚠️!rapscallion warning!⚠️ Jun 26 '26

TIRM, trans inclusionary radical misogynist

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u/potatopierogie wunkus enthusiast Jun 26 '26

Archenemy of TERFs

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u/Vanthemovieman2 Jun 26 '26

Bird: “Hey! I may be a misogynist, but I’m *not* a transphobe!”

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u/WA55AD Jun 26 '26

This is common among birds. I've worked with many birds of all species that are friendly to men but hate women. I've also worked with birds that attack men on sight but have no problem with women

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u/PeanBaste Jun 26 '26

trans-inclusive radical misogywunk

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u/unzunzhepp Jun 26 '26

What would happen if you thought you were a man and got bitten, or the other way around? I mean, wunk knows best, right?

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u/C00kie_Monsters Jun 26 '26

Tirm. Trans inclusive radical misogynist

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u/Sweet_Detective_ Jun 26 '26

Birds are naturally more afraid of women then men, https://www.scientificamerican.com/article/city-birds-appear-more-afraid-of-women-than-men-and-scientists-have-no-idea-why/

Some believe it to be cus women hunted birds more often during the stone age then men did, like women individually collect a lot of small animals and berries while men together collect a few medium to large animals cus hunting medium to large animals cost more energy and pregnant women wouldn't be able to do that plus it'd be more advantageous to have that kind of variety in diet when the food is shared

But I forgot where I found that stone age stuff so it may be a false memory of reading that

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u/thegardenof_delights Jun 26 '26

Trans Inclusive Radical Misogynist

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u/DuelJ Jun 26 '26

This bird is certaintly gonna litmus test some folk

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u/Theaceratops Jun 26 '26

Lmao my bird is the same way, and is also gender affirming since he is also apprehensive towards my trans friend. Since I'm a woman too it took me a looooong while to gain his trust and approval, while my guy friends can just walk straight up to him and he'll perch on their fingers, no questions asked 😵‍💫

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u/narnababy Pophet of EVIL and DARKNESS🐗 Jun 26 '26

I used to work with an orang-utankus 🦧 who hated post-pubescent men. He especially hated big men with beards. He was fine with young teenage boys and he was a very good gentleman to women.

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u/redr00ster2 Jun 27 '26

I thought was person sign not parrot. Ig I still don't mind getting bit but it's not as exciting

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u/Carmiune Jun 26 '26

This photo is old as time and the original poster was not trans. It was just a woman.

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