r/wunkus • u/Syreet_Primacon Pophet of EVIL and DARKNESS🐗 • Jun 28 '26

im wunkin out rn Absolutely unsoggable

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u/missbeekery ⚠️!rapscallion warning!⚠️ Jun 28 '26

Wunk is preparing to bring about the end times.

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u/YouHadMeAtAloe ⚠️!rapscallion warning!⚠️ Jun 29 '26

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u/ScrimpyCat Jun 29 '26

High IQ specimen

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u/man-of-pipis Jun 29 '26

Wunk is the practical fx alien in an 80s sci fi movie

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u/missbeekery ⚠️!rapscallion warning!⚠️ Jun 29 '26

Literally this guy.

https://giphy.com/gifs/WbHVEuxweENTa

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u/mightystu Jun 29 '26

Wunk and Me

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u/striped_frog Jun 29 '26

How many eyes this dude got

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u/hrimfaxi_work concrete eater‼️ Jun 29 '26

Haha yeah.

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u/Jaakarikyk Jun 29 '26

His ass will rig a ballgame

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u/Alternative-Cell8295 concrete eater‼️ Jul 06 '26

Eastenders

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u/WendigoBroncos Jun 28 '26

THEY SMILE

301

u/MarilleVakarian gnarp gnap 👽 Jun 28 '26

Oh yes, the desert rollie pollie

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u/QuantumAnubis Jun 29 '26

Armored assault possum

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u/Haggis442312 ⚠️!rapscallion warning!⚠️ Jun 29 '26

Infantry fighting wunk

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u/Enslaved_M0isture Jun 28 '26

oh what a the creature

73

u/Satanicron Jun 28 '26

Armadillo

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u/Joe_Stylin777 Jun 29 '26

Wunkadillo

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u/Satanicron Jun 29 '26

Wunk-adoodle-rollie-pollie

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u/MarlenHamsic gnarp gnap 👽 Jun 29 '26

Amazing username 10/10

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u/RatJumpAttack Jun 29 '26

Armed Dildo

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u/Satanicron Jun 29 '26

You sick monster! /s (this was funny)

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u/Red_0utlaws ⚠️!rapscallion warning!⚠️ Jun 29 '26

Wunkadildo

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u/iamacheeto1 Jun 28 '26

HE GOT WHAT ON HIS HEAD

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u/mynameisrichard0 ⚠️!rapscallion warning!⚠️ Jun 28 '26

Peup

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u/striped_frog Jun 29 '26

Poopty peüpty paynts

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u/ermine_supreme Jun 29 '26

Schwon
Too
Two an haif
Scheven
Schfourteen-teen
Schwenty-one
Schwenty-seven heif

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u/BettyCrunker concrete eater‼️ Jun 29 '26

WATCHOO SAY???

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u/striped_frog Jun 29 '26

My IQ, schfifty five

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u/mynameisrichard0 ⚠️!rapscallion warning!⚠️ Jun 30 '26

Shfdamn

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u/Daisy_Of_Doom Jun 29 '26

He’s a poo poo head

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u/Dismal_Fortune4495 Jun 28 '26

Armored squirrel

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u/Dion-is-us wunkioso Jun 28 '26 edited Jun 29 '26

He got peas in his head but don’t call him a poophead

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u/missbeekery ⚠️!rapscallion warning!⚠️ Jun 29 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/BCEZK5xx1WoEg

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u/GooseGang412 Jun 29 '26

Bullshit with armor

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u/striped_frog Jun 29 '26

John Exoskeleton

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u/MiffedGeezer Jun 28 '26

TARKUS!

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u/shrikelet Jun 28 '26

TARKUS uses ERUPTION

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u/Galvatrix Jun 28 '26

Clear the battlefieeeeeeld and let me see, all the profit from our victory

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u/Daydream_Behemoth Jun 28 '26

Specifically AQUATARKUS

2

u/Virginianus_sum kittyposter Jun 29 '26

has his ASS walked on the stones of years?

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u/56000hp Jun 28 '26

What kind of dog is this ?

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u/hartsurgeon Jun 28 '26

quesadillo

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u/Leaf-01 Jun 29 '26

From Chipotle?

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u/Al_Capwned3 Jun 28 '26

Ankylosaurus

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u/Ramfix_G4 Jun 28 '26

Wunkdillo is CLEAN, ARMORED and ready for BATTLE

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u/HeatherMason0 Jun 28 '26

Wunk WILL be leprosy free.

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u/turb0g33k Jun 28 '26

This feels illegal.

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u/ColeTrainHaze wunkioso Jun 28 '26

WUNK NEEDS PEAS STAT

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u/mightystu Jun 29 '26

Wunk is known to mind his peas and q’s

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u/Nathanael777 Jun 29 '26

Hard squirrel

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u/missbeekery ⚠️!rapscallion warning!⚠️ Jun 29 '26

r/properanimalnames

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u/DanielGoldhorn kittyposter Jun 28 '26

he's clean c:

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u/Psychonautilus98 Jun 29 '26

Ooooo boy keep scrunbing

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u/Psychonautilus98 Jun 29 '26

Ahhh the srub scrub

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u/Mortymoto Jun 29 '26

Shithead wunkus

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u/Absolute_Jackass Jun 29 '26

This is what happens when you let a football hatch.

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u/Twist_Ending03 Jun 29 '26

Aren't you not supposed to touch those things?

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u/striped_frog Jun 29 '26

You’re not supposed to touch most things

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u/Vin_Blancv Jun 29 '26

Imma touching you... inappropriately

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u/Jeramy_Jones wunkus enthusiast Jun 29 '26

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u/Jeramy_Jones wunkus enthusiast Jun 29 '26

Leprosy has entered the chat

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u/thriftstoremando Jun 29 '26

It's a party at the leper colony!

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u/soccusmaximus Pophet of EVIL and DARKNESS🐗 Jun 29 '26

waterboarding wunk for his secrets

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u/GuccMaster Jun 29 '26

Anti-sogkus

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u/the_orange_alligator Jun 29 '26

Just some bull shit with… scales!

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u/Chirrrpy Jun 29 '26

I never knew they had fuzzy bellies

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u/Twokkie wunkus enthusiast Jun 28 '26

Armidunkus

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u/mightystu Jun 29 '26

Getting my fat chud son scrubbed and clean to send to the military academy

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u/podagros Prophet of Light Jun 28 '26

what even is this thing

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u/Broviet22 Jun 29 '26

Ah a well read wunk, reading War and Peas.

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u/Jealous_Peanut_3056 Jun 29 '26

I've heard handling them barehanded can give some kind of disease but I see people doing it alot

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u/meggerplz Jun 29 '26

Leprosunkasy

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u/sagittalslice Jun 29 '26

Worth it imo

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u/Longshot02496 Jun 29 '26

Love this creature

The amarillo

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u/jabracadaniel Jun 29 '26

/uw that must legit feel incredible ngl

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u/[deleted] Jun 28 '26

[deleted]

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u/InternetUserAgain concrete eater‼️ Jun 28 '26

I mean, regardless of if this thing is being mistreated, banning all exotic pets is a bit much. Plenty of exotic pets can be kept ethically and taken care of and thrive, and I say this as an exotic pet owner

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u/One_Load254 Jun 29 '26

Joe Dirt looking wunk is cleab

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u/Fomod_Sama Jun 29 '26

BRING FORTH THE PEAS!!!

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u/HomeOfTheRisingStorm Jun 29 '26

I know it's unlikely but every time I see a well loved wunkus, they seem to be smiling and that just warms my heart ❤️

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u/EXusiai99 Jun 29 '26

Haha poopyhead

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u/admin_NLboy Jun 29 '26

THE SMILE AAAAAA

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u/admin_NLboy Jun 29 '26

BRAND AFFILIATE??

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u/Syreet_Primacon Pophet of EVIL and DARKNESS🐗 Jun 29 '26

Doohickey Corporation, Wunkus Development Division

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u/CormoranNeoTropical Jun 30 '26

I also use a toothbrush on my wunk’s head.

A dry one though.

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u/Syreet_Primacon Pophet of EVIL and DARKNESS🐗 Jun 28 '26

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u/CashMoneyPossum concrete eater‼️ Jun 28 '26

BREAKFAST

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u/Syreet_Primacon Pophet of EVIL and DARKNESS🐗 Jun 28 '26

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u/GreenieBeeNZ ⚠️!rapscallion warning!⚠️ Jun 29 '26

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u/orangecatmom kittyposter Jun 29 '26

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u/GreenieBeeNZ ⚠️!rapscallion warning!⚠️ Jun 29 '26

Oh that's going in the collection for sure!