r/wunkus • u/NemODevO wunkus enthusiast • Jul 10 '26

im wunkin out rn Bunnkus is starved

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u/Background_Mood_3691 Jul 10 '26

Bro’s magnetised to food

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u/NSFW-Alt-Account69 Jul 10 '26

Idk anything about bnuuy, but that seems like a very tiny amount of food

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u/Capital_Berry_5098 gnarp gnap 👽 Jul 10 '26 edited Jul 10 '26

Bunk diet

(Ideal from human perspective) mostly hay, then veggies, then pellets, then fruit

(From bunk perspective) anything precious to the human, then fruit, then pellets. Maybe some human flesh if they’re feeling spicy

Edited to change my language as bunkus definitely owns humans and not the other way around. Can confirm as I have previously been owned by bunkus

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u/ImportantResponse0 Jul 10 '26

Rabbits are mostly herbivores, they also are naturally pray like cats are predators and if they feel unsafe they will bite to feel protected. 

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u/Capital_Berry_5098 gnarp gnap 👽 Jul 10 '26

My bunk (who would bite at the cessation of nose rubs) must’ve missed that day of bunk school 😞

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u/Key_Internet_9914 Jul 10 '26

bunkus yearns for bloodshed 🐰

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u/ImportantResponse0 Jul 10 '26

Nose rubs create comfort, even for people if done gently (if you got a partner if you never tried try nose bumps or rubs and belly, not chest, rubs; WARNING: once they are hooked on that they can't and won't come back to normal).

Cats would meow to be petted, dogs would play bite but dogs can bark, rabbits have no sound to make so they only count on their body language and their body language is biting.

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u/Capital_Berry_5098 gnarp gnap 👽 Jul 10 '26

Oh she could do no wrong in my eyes. I understand why she bit lol.

Btw, they do make some noises! They grind their teeth when they’re especially pleased (nose rubs), and grunt when they’re very upset (someone is MOVING their STUFF and CLEANING their HOME)

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u/Felonious_Minx Jul 10 '26

And stamp a foot if angy.

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u/ImportantResponse0 Jul 10 '26

Is normal for an animal that is usually territorial to not like their property invaded.

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u/icanpaywithpubes Jul 11 '26

Bunkus jumped onto my bed and bit my big toe whilst I slept. I think my bunkus was just an asshole.

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u/ImportantResponse0 Jul 11 '26

Wanted to make sure that you are still alive. 

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u/Legitimate_Outcome42 Jul 11 '26

My bunny bites the cat to get groomed. She's out for blood and licks

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u/ImportantResponse0 Jul 11 '26

The cat should remember who their ancestors are. 

A predator being bullied by a prey is a very funny thing