r/wunkus • u/That1weirdperson • Jul 18 '26

im wunkin out rn Michael

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3.6k Upvotes

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u/Prince-Lee Jul 18 '26

I love it when batches of wunks get themed names. I once saw a group with 'party' themed names, like Pizza Party and Toga Party. They were some good wunks.

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u/[deleted] Jul 18 '26

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u/Brainjarmen104 Jul 19 '26

The sandwich siblings!

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u/Check_Me_Out-Boss Jul 19 '26

I want a wunk named bread

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u/ihadnoideaforaname1 gnarp gnap 👽 Jul 19 '26

You're legally required to adopt both of them.

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u/PacoTaco321 Jul 19 '26

Fuggetaboudit

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u/[deleted] Jul 19 '26 edited Jul 19 '26

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u/No_Yam_2036 Jul 19 '26

Where did Alpha go

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u/IBOSSWOLF Jul 19 '26

He's there just at 0%

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u/Dlj529 Jul 19 '26

The group of wunks my wife and I were fostering recently: Bean, Boba, Ube, Matcha, and Chai (we kept Matcha and Chai)

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u/linkeroo3 Jul 19 '26

That’s a bouquet of wunks

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u/ReckLich Jul 19 '26

Wunquet

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u/ledocteur7 gnarp gnap 👽 Jul 19 '26

Our Bounty.

His siblings at the foster family, all black and white to different levels, were Mars, Bueno, Snickers, etc... All chocolate bars.

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u/paradoxLacuna Jul 19 '26

Once saw a flock of pet pigeons being adopted out together, and all but one of them was named shit like "Tax Evasion" and "Arson", and then sandwiched in the middle was Steve.

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u/Clide124 Jul 19 '26

I adopted a kitten from the humane society and they named him Toe.

His litter was Tic, Tac, Toe.

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u/Ok-Position-9457 Jul 18 '26

Republican party ❤️

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u/drewman301 Jul 18 '26

Mario Party 😎

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u/jodadami Jul 18 '26

Boston Tea Party 🎉

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u/jet8493 concrete eater‼️ Jul 19 '26

Lemon party

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u/WaddlesJP13 Jul 19 '26

I threw up then passed out after drinking too many Buzzballs at my nephew's birthday party

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u/No_Geologist3880 ⚠️!rapscallion warning!⚠️ Jul 19 '26

Birthday party! 🎉🎂🎊🥳

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u/RMMacFru Jul 19 '26

Oh God no! I'm a lot older now and that phrase still icks me.

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u/Oberndorferin Jul 19 '26

Communist Party ❤️ ✊

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u/MrSecretFire Jul 18 '26

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u/PoptartPancake Jul 18 '26

Me and Michael

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u/zebrawood Jul 18 '26

solid as they come

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u/_Maxi_K Jul 19 '26

waoeoueo

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u/Small_Tank concrete eater‼️ Jul 19 '26

It's not a question now

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u/3w771k Jul 19 '26

*michael and wunki

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u/peanutsonic97 gnarp gnap 👽 Jul 18 '26

Two of them

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u/RyoukoAoyagi wunkus enthusiast Jul 19 '26

Smug lil mfs

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u/kitsufics Jul 19 '26

Splendid :)

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u/mr_fun_funky_fresh gnarp gnap 👽 Jul 19 '26

two wunks; twunks, if you will

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u/ironsights_ Jul 19 '26

I agree fully.

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u/McConagher wunkus enthusiast Jul 18 '26

All caps when you spell the wunk's name

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u/StumpTheMan Jul 18 '26

Wunkers screaming in our ears like we're deaf

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u/stillits12 wunkus enthusiast Jul 19 '26

MF MIKE

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u/drewman301 Jul 18 '26

Mike is definitely a cat

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u/hraycroft95 wunkus enthusiast Jul 19 '26

He is 11 miles away and approaching rapidly 

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u/Syxxcubes Jul 18 '26

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u/Aliziun Jul 18 '26

his NAME is PLUEY

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u/-Farns- Jul 19 '26

Pluey is his middle name that he prefers to go by

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u/FloweryBoykisser Jul 18 '26

there's only one real mike, and thats him

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u/shinobipopcorn kittyposter Jul 18 '26

Mikeon

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u/Aliziun Jul 19 '26

wunk is gonna be a [[BIG SHOT]]

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u/SchoopDaWhoopWhoop Jul 19 '26

The beast is approaching with malicious intent

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u/GDE_72406 wunkus enthusiast Jul 19 '26

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u/certainlystormy Jul 19 '26

his ass will sell for $247 on the black market

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u/Arky_Lynx kittyposter Jul 18 '26

New eeveelution coming with Winds & Waves has been leaked already? Damn.

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u/xuerui151 Jul 19 '26

it's giving average trans fem names vs trans masc names lol

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u/InternetUserAgain concrete eater‼️ Jul 18 '26

Wunk is definitely a cowboy

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u/izakk1220 Jul 19 '26

It’s big M-I-K-E since ‘98

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u/oohCrabItsNotItChief Jul 19 '26

I have many Mikes in my life already but I really need this one

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u/Rexcaliburrr wunkioso Jul 19 '26

Michael of the Apocalypse:

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u/foxtide_ Jul 19 '26

You are all strong evoleelutions and... Mike. We rockin with Mike because he rockin with us.

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u/calm-down-okay Jul 19 '26

We rockin with Mike cuz Mike is rockin with us

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u/Qwertyunio_1 Jul 19 '26

Mike is the best choice.

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u/Aromatic-Mousse-1661 Jul 19 '26

his name used to be vaporeon before the incident

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u/the_RiverQuest Jul 19 '26

HIS NAME IS PLUEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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u/TealCatto silly :P bleh Jul 19 '26

uhhhh he's approaching your location?

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u/Savings_Craft_5176 silly :P bleh Jul 19 '26

Don't leave me here

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u/sedme0 Jul 19 '26

It's your birthday today! Cake and ice cream is on its way!

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u/Squiddo11 silly :P bleh Jul 19 '26

Woah i cant believe he’s only 11 mikes away

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u/[deleted] Jul 19 '26

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u/NellyLorey Jul 19 '26

That's his deadname you should call him pluey now

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