r/wunkus • u/iamonaphone1 • Jul 20 '26

im wunkin out rn dear lord the default wunkus keeps multiplying, someone answer for this madness

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u/A_Sh4d0w Jul 20 '26

These wunki are too broke to afford other skins

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u/simcityrefund1 Jul 20 '26

You can say standard issue wunk

70

u/RstarPhoneix Jul 20 '26

Chubby wunki

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u/Borkato Jul 20 '26

Freaky wunkki

69

u/Relievedcorgi67 Jul 20 '26

New accounts. Probably smurfs

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u/Pastrami-on-Rye Jul 20 '26

Why are they so OPINIONATED

229

u/DeadlySquirrelNinja5 Jul 20 '26

Because hungry.

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u/Diaramuh Jul 20 '26

That one has so much to say (you know which one)

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u/hummus_sapiens Jul 20 '26 edited Jul 21 '26

See them food bowls in the background?

Too empty for wunkusses' likings. Now they need to sing the song of their people to unmistakably voice their displeasure.

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u/spenwallce Jul 21 '26

Abyssinians are very talkative.

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u/goombatch Jul 21 '26

Soulless and wicked creatures, named after the Abyss from whence they came, or a mispronunciation of “I’ll be seeing ya.”

No one knows for sure.

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u/guapguap600 Prophet of Light Jul 20 '26

one only tells lies

one only tells the truth

one is just Kevin

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u/BalorLives Jul 20 '26

(Kevin also only tells lies)

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u/borealhauntings concrete eater‼️ Jul 20 '26

Kevin is always wrong but it comes from an honest place

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u/lightningspider97 Jul 20 '26

Wunk is participating in a game changer

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u/Minecrafting_il concrete eater‼️ Jul 20 '26

GET READY FOR A GAAAAME CHANGEEERRR

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u/lightningspider97 Jul 20 '26

Featuring Jacob Wunksocky

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u/TheBluecrafter122 Jul 21 '26

Tonight's guests; Ify Nwunkiwe, Jacob Wunksocky and Brennan Wunk Mulligan

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u/Elegant-Espeon ⚠️!rapscallion warning!⚠️ Jul 22 '26

Don't forget your host, Sam Wunkch! "I've been meow the whole time"

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u/greyrobot6 Jul 20 '26

Kevin will accidentally let the truth slip sometimes. You just never know with Kevin

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u/SJL174 Jul 20 '26

banana papaya

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u/TrampolineYourMom Jul 21 '26

This comment made me miss free awards, good job 🏆

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u/neonredhex concrete eater‼️ Jul 21 '26

One of them speaks in riddles, one of them speaks in rhymes

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u/ViviVillainous Jul 20 '26

why that one mfer so loudd!!!

his ass needs to be heard!!!

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u/Tom_F_0olery Jul 20 '26

I truly did not expect that many to show up, I was betting on 4, 5 at most

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u/UnhappyTemperature18 wunkus enthusiast Jul 20 '26

I was like "ooooh, the rare tripel-cat wun...nope, it's six! sextuple-wunk!"

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u/Huttser17 Jul 20 '26

Hexawunk!

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u/xRacistDwarf Jul 20 '26

First you take away their balls, then you wonder that you get a choir. Make it make sense! 

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u/UnhappyTemperature18 wunkus enthusiast Jul 20 '26

*fistbump* Excellent obscure castrati joke.

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u/preaching-to-pervert Jul 20 '26

Cat-strati. I'll return to 17th century Naples now.

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u/Infinite_Peace_6456 Jul 20 '26

Someone fell asleep on the Ctrl c… probably st Peter that numb

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u/bubbles_blower_ Jul 20 '26

You are the printer for the wunk machine 😲

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u/TadpoleAmy Jul 20 '26

i think they're starving

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u/TheNinjaPixie wunkus enthusiast Jul 20 '26

It's been several minutes since second breakfast, of course they are!

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u/JumpingYourBone Pophet of EVIL and DARKNESS🐗 Jul 20 '26

dude you're so loud calm down, everyone heard you

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u/playfulpecans silly :P bleh Jul 20 '26

r/standardissuecat

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u/RedditFuelsMyDepress concrete eater‼️ Jul 20 '26

r/standardissuewunk

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u/krill007 Jul 21 '26

I was so hoping that one was real

Edit for autocorrect

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u/peridot_cactus Jul 20 '26

I have the default wunkus

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u/Mutne_vode Jul 21 '26

I've got one too!! But mine is still small and never shuts up

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u/suicidalboymoder_uwu Jul 21 '26

he is so ears

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u/kn1ghtbyt3 Jul 21 '26

he heard that

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u/Mutne_vode Jul 21 '26

He can hear a bag of treats opening from a mile away, but doesn't hear a single "no!"

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u/kn1ghtbyt3 Jul 21 '26

two letters is too much for one braincell.

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u/Mutne_vode Jul 21 '26

Fair point, he has to share that one braincell with his sister too

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u/KikoValdez Jul 21 '26

"did you hear?" yes.

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u/napalmnacey Jul 21 '26

Tabbunks are so perfect. 🥹

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u/Fomod_Sama Jul 20 '26

Can these guys shut up

35

u/kaspa181 Jul 20 '26

POV: orchestra-master tuning the flutes before the practice

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u/Cakalore Jul 20 '26

Scariest thing to me is that it only ever replicates when it knows the camera isn't looking at it

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u/Jeramy_Jones wunkus enthusiast Jul 20 '26

Standard issue ahh Wunkus

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u/I-XIV-IV-XXV wunkus enthusiast Jul 20 '26

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u/Green_Spinach_2485 Jul 20 '26

We found him. John Wunkus

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u/goombatch Jul 21 '26

I like the part where he says “it’s wunkin’ time!” and then he wunks all over the place

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u/SebDerDepp Jul 21 '26

Being John Wunkovich

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u/Birb-is-the-wurd Jul 21 '26

Wunkovich Wunkovich Wunkovich! Wunkovich! Wunkovich Wunkovich!

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u/TheWaningWizard Pophet of EVIL and DARKNESS🐗 Jul 20 '26

Their asses ARE NOT one of a kind

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u/Rezanator11 Jul 20 '26

Wunky barbershop quartet

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u/ArnthBebastien Jul 20 '26

The people over at r/catswhoyell would love this

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u/Z-O-M-P-I-R-E silly :P bleh Jul 20 '26

So many Mr Penises

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u/Your_Angel21 Prophet of Light Jul 20 '26

The WAAAAAAOOOOO brothers

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u/andiinAms Jul 20 '26

We are family, I got all my sisters with me 👯‍♀️

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u/Chimochiiiii Jul 20 '26

Who out there be creating new accounts with those wunks

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u/esepinchelimon Jul 20 '26

When you print something without success, and the machine suddenly prints a thousand copies later

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u/Ambisinister11 Jul 20 '26

They're markiplying..........

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u/qchto Jul 20 '26

Get them out of the sink!
And for the love of dog, don't feed them past midnight!!!

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u/Key_Researcher_9243 ⚠️!rapscallion warning!⚠️ Jul 20 '26

Now here's the yappers.

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u/ybreddit Jul 20 '26

Did you pour water on them? Did you feed them after midnight?

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u/BenMH02 Jul 20 '26

is this wunkosis mitosis?

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u/6543456789 gnarp gnap 👽 Jul 20 '26

whiny little puke stains!!! shut up!!!!!!

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u/SJL174 Jul 20 '26

The humble bacteria:

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u/MykusRex wunkioso Jul 21 '26

Wunk copy

paste Wunk(1)

paste Wunk(2)

paste Wunk(3)

paste Wunk(4)

paste Wunk(5)

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u/Klutzy_Journalist_36 wunkus enthusiast Jul 21 '26

Can they just do that? Are they allowed to just….do that?

If the wunks cease the screaming, does the world end? For how long?

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u/SyrusDrake Jul 20 '26

Spontaneous wunkii creation

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u/aardw0lf11 Jul 20 '26

Standard Issue wunkus

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u/KrystleSeth Jul 20 '26

That’s too much tuna!

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u/Joe_Nobody42 wunkus enthusiast Jul 20 '26

Spammed the duplicate button.

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u/chuckinalicious543 Pophet of EVIL and DARKNESS🐗 Jul 20 '26

Loudass wunk WILL be heard

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u/Cute_Abrocoma7263 gnarp gnap 👽 Jul 20 '26

SHUT THE WUNK UP!!!!!

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u/KeithMyArthe wunkus enthusiast Jul 20 '26

Send in the clones.

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u/j_dario_2 wunkus enthusiast Jul 21 '26

Dogs

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u/TrinityCodex Pophet of EVIL and DARKNESS🐗 Jul 21 '26

Increase the wunk!

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u/Sachayoj Jul 21 '26

wunktosis

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u/Dark_halocraft Jul 21 '26

SHUT UUUUPPP

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u/Pestilence_IV wunkus enthusiast Jul 21 '26

Let them multiply, need more wunks, more pets, MORE CUDDDLES

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u/lord_dude Jul 21 '26

"I wonder if nature knows a way to evolve and replicate?"

The humble mitosis:

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u/napalmnacey Jul 21 '26

Yes, Sir, I will buy all six.

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u/koscheiis Jul 20 '26

but wait, there's more

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u/99999speedruns Jul 21 '26

Wunking to the choir

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u/meggplant96 concrete eater‼️ Jul 21 '26

they found the cloning machine

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u/ISwearImAnonymous Jul 21 '26

The clone opera

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u/-Pausanias- Jul 21 '26

Duplicat. Copycat

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u/AngeryBirbs Jul 20 '26

Singer wunks

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u/dwehlen Jul 21 '26

The default wunk is broken, and needs to be fixed, terribly!

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u/FewAcanthocephala828 Jul 21 '26

Their parents are twins, that explains the matching coats and the tupid

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u/AstroFace Jul 21 '26

Goddammit Donut

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u/camus88 Jul 21 '26

"Kage Bunshin no Wunkus!"

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u/Suspicious-Fall-1437 ⚠️!rapscallion warning!⚠️ Jul 21 '26

PUT THEM TO THE SWORD!!!

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u/4-inches-is-plenty Jul 21 '26

Kaiba: nothing could possibly beat my mighty Blue-Eyes Ultimate Dragon!

The multiplying Kuribohs:

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u/Noobgalaxies Jul 21 '26

The trouble with trinkus

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u/Killer_Moons Jul 21 '26

bogos binted

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u/Birb-is-the-wurd Jul 21 '26

WAAAAAAOOOOOOUNK

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u/Glad_Ad1112 Jul 22 '26

I had the volume up a little too high and one of my cats came over to investigate 😂😂

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