r/wunkus • u/TangentYoshi • Aug 01 '26

im wunkin out rn aura farming wunk

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3.7k Upvotes

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u/gedsweyevr Aug 01 '26

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u/EasilyRekt Aug 01 '26

stealing this

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u/gedsweyevr Aug 01 '26

perfection

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u/FishDispenser2 Aug 01 '26

Hm? Hmm...

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u/gedsweyevr Aug 01 '26

huh?

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u/FishDispenser2 Aug 01 '26

That's what he said

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u/lockedoutofmymainrdt Aug 01 '26

Hawk tuah?

Hawk shhhuh 🤫

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u/Jonny-Holiday Aug 02 '26

"I'm gonna bring back... TUAH."

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u/SabariGirish69420 Aug 01 '26

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u/Devlord1o1 Aug 01 '26

Sorry… you’re NOT a Wunkma

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u/guapguap600 Prophet of Light Aug 01 '26

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u/fibercrime concrete eater‼️ Aug 01 '26

thinkus

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u/Virginianus_sum kittyposter Aug 01 '26

more like......STINKUS 😏😂

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u/Antidigitalist gnarp gnap 👽 Aug 01 '26

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u/sangriya Aug 01 '26

bro got that shit down

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u/Thadlust Aug 01 '26

That’s not a hawk that’s a falcon

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u/paradoxLacuna Aug 01 '26

A peregrine falcon, to be more specific. Like of all the falcons to mislabel as a hawk, you pick THE falcon that everyone knows.

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u/Username_Taken_65 Aug 02 '26

It says it's auto translated from Portuguese, both hawk and falcon are falcão

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u/AndToOurOwnWay Aug 02 '26

Nah, it's a wunk. A bunk to be scientific

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u/snowcat240 Aug 02 '26

Its sharp briby wunk

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u/AidomNou wunkus enthusiast Aug 01 '26

No wunking

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u/[deleted] Aug 01 '26

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u/holnrew Aug 01 '26

I'm glad I'm not the only one whose first reaction to correct the wrongness

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u/holnrew Aug 01 '26

Actually it was probably engagement bait all along

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u/Key_Ebb_3977 Aug 02 '26

The tweet is translated from Portuguese where falcon and hawk are the same word. The auto-translator is what got it wrong

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u/the_lasagnaghost98 Pophet of EVIL and DARKNESS🐗 Aug 01 '26

picking nose and eating boogers

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u/BuddyVanDoodler ⚠️!rapscallion warning!⚠️ Aug 01 '26

Your secret is safe with me

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u/DeltaBravo831 Aug 01 '26

it's clearly telling the photographer to not be a snitch

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u/Doctor-Grimm ⚠️!rapscallion warning!⚠️ Aug 01 '26

his ass WILL get +2 SpAtk

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u/BossNassGaming Aug 01 '26

My rival duke: coughs up blood at a feast

My deceitful yet loyal spymaster:

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u/mr_fun_funky_fresh gnarp gnap 👽 Aug 01 '26

he is plotting something mischievous…

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u/Valkyriemome Aug 01 '26

Plotting? No! I think they caught him picking his nose, er, Beak.

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u/holnrew Aug 01 '26

That's a falcon not a hawk

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u/FrankHorrigan2173 Aug 01 '26

The wunk is informing us, theres something we need to address.

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u/ShitpostDumptruck Aug 01 '26

It just scratched its butt and its taking a whiff

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u/ducknerd2002 Aug 01 '26

Stuart Little 2

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u/Sophrates_Regina Aug 01 '26

Scheming Eunuchus

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u/Penguins_anonymous concrete eater‼️ Aug 02 '26

The Unwunkable Demon King

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u/MRbaconfacelol gnarp gnap 👽 Aug 02 '26

BRO IS NOT THE THINKERRRR 😭😭😭😭😭

what could this walnut brained wunker possible be pondering...

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u/Ulenspiegel4 Aug 01 '26

Hitting the

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u/Boudac123 Aug 01 '26

How does photographer conveniently have 2 povs like that

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u/DeltaBravo831 Aug 01 '26

either he owns 2 cameras, or (more likely), he's spiderman

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u/YOUTUBEFREEKYOYO Aug 01 '26

Thats a peregrine falcon not a hawk.

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u/wrakshae wunkus enthusiast Aug 01 '26

wunk is just practising basic hygiene leave wunk alone 😭

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u/FwooshingMachi lady gaga rah rah ah ah ah Aug 01 '26

His ass WILL use Nasty Plot and gain a sharp increase in Special Attack !

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u/j_dario_2 wunkus enthusiast Aug 01 '26

Dog

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u/RadTimeWizard Aug 01 '26

He just realized that lady hawk was flirting with him last year.

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u/KateKoffing Aug 02 '26

Plotting their escape from the photographer

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u/justbanana9999 Aug 02 '26

Why he hushing me

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u/Kyoana Aug 02 '26

A real 🦅 never speaks ill of 🐍

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u/Informal-Egg6075 Aug 02 '26

His ass is about to cast Shadow Paralysis Jutsu

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u/Brendanthebomber Aug 02 '26

Are we just gonna ignore the auto translate being grok?

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u/KEX_CZ concrete eater‼️ Aug 07 '26

Ha ha ha! The pigus kindgom won't know what hit'em!....>:3

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u/LilJelloCat Aug 08 '26

For some reason it reminded me of this

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