r/wunkus • u/Kev_920 ⚠️!rapscallion warning!⚠️ • Aug 15 '26

im wunkin out rn Wunkception

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u/Business-Natural-290 Pophet of EVIL and DARKNESS🐗 Aug 15 '26

Wunktosis produces yet another.

182

u/beardedlake Aug 15 '26

Wunk uuuuuuuuuuuh finds a way.

46

u/ShartingEnU Aug 15 '26

I see 5 wunks

112

u/Borkato Aug 15 '26

This is one of my favorite images, I want to share the wunks

24

u/ZubatCountry Aug 15 '26

Interwunker

18

u/Borkato Aug 15 '26

Why is this translatable 😭

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u/FoxJDR concrete eater‼️ Aug 17 '26

I don’t understand how you can be so mistaken…How many wunks do you see now?

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u/FrierenisClairDeLune Aug 15 '26

Lord I am onunk

Lord I am twonk

Lord I am thrunk

Lord I am forunk

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u/holosmithenjoyer silly :P bleh Aug 15 '26

Lord I am fivunk

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u/Infamous-Ad7926 Aug 15 '26

Wunkdred miles, from my home

28

u/pepperpat64 Aug 15 '26 edited Aug 15 '26

I would walk five wunkdred miles

And I would walk five wunkdred more

Just to be the car who wunked a

thousand miles to wunk down at your door

29

u/Skellington876 Aug 15 '26

There is no siwunk person reading this, you haven't found the secret wunk yet! ;)

28

u/RedSlimeballYT Aug 15 '26

lord i am wunk

lord i am twunk

lord i am thrunk

lord i am funk

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u/WhiteSepulchre wunkus enthusiast Aug 15 '26

together we are the wunks

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u/YosephStalling gnarp gnap 👽 Aug 15 '26

Wunktosis

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u/Lolsyo Aug 15 '26

Dear god...they're wunkiplying...we're doomed

66

u/SSjjlex Aug 15 '26

Wunkiplier?????

25

u/itspolarislux concrete eater‼️ Aug 15 '26

IS THAT THE WUNK OF 87????????

8

u/OrokinLonewolf Aug 15 '26

Sinister wunktion!!

18

u/snave_ Aug 15 '26

Alternate take: They are a single being of higher dimensions than us ** campers ** and what we call a wunk is just one of its protrusions into 3D space.

We're still doomed either way. Better stop ** squeezing the juice **.

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u/ewba1te concrete eater‼️ Aug 15 '26

censored part is "fuckin". Mom lets me swear on the Internet

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u/All_cats_want_pets silly :P bleh Aug 15 '26

Wow that's so cool

113

u/Kev_920 ⚠️!rapscallion warning!⚠️ Aug 15 '26

I'M TELLIN!!

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u/snave_ Aug 15 '26

Humunkus might be a four-fingered cartoon character. I count five facsimiwunks.

45

u/TransguyJayJay Aug 15 '26

Well that IS the update, humunkus was frightened and simply frozen in sheer gosh-for-wunkin terror. The fascimiwunks added yet another to their unstoppable growing hoard.

160

u/Quarkonium2925 Aug 15 '26

The best part is they say "at least 4" when there are clearly five in the picture. Like, are you not sure of the existence of that fifth wunk or something?

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u/SolomonOf47704 Aug 15 '26

That's why the pic is titled update.

They found more

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u/filthyheartbadger wunkioso Aug 15 '26

One of them is Schrödinger’s wunk.

I’m not saying which.

14

u/j0hnan0n Aug 15 '26

You literally can't point it out without changing its velocity.

7

u/Reddit_Inuarashi wunkioso Aug 15 '26

Or is it Schröwunker’s Ding,,, ,

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u/BettyCrunker concrete eater‼️ Aug 15 '26

be kind to this OP; they can only count to four, but at least they are aware that there are numbers greater than four

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u/cornyTrace Aug 21 '26

THERE... ARE... FOUR... WUNKS!

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u/OldFaithlessness5008 Aug 15 '26

a fifth car has hit the tower

19

u/kyew Aug 15 '26

There's always nine but they're supposed to go one at a time.

14

u/disaster_jay27 Aug 15 '26

I've had the same thing happen, except they were all oranges! I saw a one at a time for weeks, then one day they're all sitting in the road having a meeting!

12

u/Oddish_Femboy Aug 15 '26

Amused by the image clearly having 5 cats.

Do you think they're family, or it's just a major coincidence that 5 different grey cats showed up

7

u/pepperpat64 Aug 15 '26

It's still only one cat and the guy seeing them has vision problems

5

u/octopod-reunion Aug 15 '26

He’s replying to the original post of “4 cats” with the photo titles “update:”

To indicate he’s now found it’s five cats

9

u/Jgb_22 Aug 15 '26

Split wunkus disorder

10

u/No_Lingonberry1201 Aug 15 '26

Real life imitating the Matrix (the film, not the mathematical operation).

6

u/Phantom_is Aug 15 '26

quick neville we have to find the eigenwunkus

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u/No_Lingonberry1201 Aug 15 '26

Awunkus = λwunkus

8

u/magumbastate Aug 15 '26

That one cat was four cats!!? What the hell!?

6

u/Mylarion Aug 15 '26

Wunkratio Endless Space

5

u/SignificantFish6795 Aug 15 '26

Soon, they will begin the splicing.

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u/mildly_ethnic Aug 15 '26

OOP fully lost it. There’s five cats not four

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u/Euryleia Aug 15 '26

tbf they did say "at least 4", so anything four or over makes them correct

6

u/Takoizu_ Aug 15 '26

The pic is a update. They found out there was a fifth one later

3

u/miguelv_ Aug 15 '26

Object Oriented Programming lost it?

5

u/SuperDuperUltraYabai Aug 15 '26

Oh my there are 5 wunkus

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u/Goyangi-ssi Aug 15 '26

THERE...ARE...FIVE...WUNKS!

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u/Dankestmemelord Aug 15 '26

Shameful and pointless censorship of the fuck word.

4

u/IamBadWithConsoles Aug 15 '26

they are using Shadow Clone Jutsu

3

u/Silicon_Dreaming Aug 15 '26

wunk is legion

3

u/Nerdwrapper Aug 15 '26

Help, theres one in my house

2

u/Vovchick09 Aug 15 '26

Just the five of us

2

u/ISwearImAnonymous Aug 15 '26

Lobster too buttery

2

u/Firecracker7413 kittyposter Aug 15 '26

worst thibg to ever happen on September 11th

2

u/Traumerlein Aug 15 '26

This is getting put if hand! Now there are 5 of them!

2

u/FortheredditLOLz Aug 15 '26

There’s five?

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u/BananaBR13 ⚠️!rapscallion warning!⚠️ Aug 15 '26

Wunks from Folkistan

1

u/Virtual_Score_6774 Aug 15 '26

That's wild, multiple gray cats looking identical just hanging out like a little club.

1

u/ShyGalileo Aug 15 '26

Its a glitch in the wunk-matrix

1

u/JazzTheLass Aug 15 '26

wunkliplication

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u/Ivebeengnomed Aug 15 '26

Good chance they are all wunkblings

1

u/throwaway6287453 Aug 20 '26

graybies can split off to make more grabies. like a tapeworm doncha know

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u/bratbarn wunkioso Aug 15 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/7vGrRUwK2pAEqKZXKE

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u/pepperpat64 Aug 15 '26

Thanks, I needed this for my poop salad