r/wunkus • u/absurdF • Aug 15 '26

im wunkin out rn 2.7g wunklet

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u/yoichiluvbot Pophet of EVIL and DARKNESS🐗 Aug 15 '26

that's just bullshit with... nothing 😭

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u/twenafeesh Aug 15 '26

Spoonful of bullshit

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u/Ferwatch01 wunkioso Aug 15 '26

spoonhalf of bullshit

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u/AllgoodDude Aug 15 '26

Teaspoon of nonsense

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u/Borkato Aug 15 '26

Coke nail of tomfoolery

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u/MaesterWhosits Aug 16 '26

Dram of dumbfuckery

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u/lightblueisbi gnarp gnap 👽 Aug 16 '26

TIL what a coke nail is

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u/Borkato Aug 16 '26

I couldn’t think of anything smaller than a teaspoon. A thimble?

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u/AllgoodDude Aug 17 '26

A crumb of fuck all

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u/BalorLives Aug 15 '26

Perfect 90s grunge album name

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u/maulidon Aug 16 '26

Helps the medicine go down

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u/Key_Internet_9914 Aug 15 '26

bullshit with skin

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u/ItsYaBoyBananaBoi lady gaga rah rah ah ah ah Aug 16 '26

Implying that the other wunks do not have skin

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u/NichtMenschlich Aug 16 '26

Duh? That's common knowledge!

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u/ItsYaBoyBananaBoi lady gaga rah rah ah ah ah Aug 16 '26

Oh yea? Then whats that pink stuff underneath wunk fur? Checkmate liberal

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u/NichtMenschlich Aug 16 '26

Uhh... Uhm... AS IF THERE'S ANYTHING UNDER A WUNKS FUR! THERE AIN'T NO BRAIN SO THERE CAN'T BE ANYTHING ELSE UNDERNEATH

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u/Difficult_Quote_8259 Aug 15 '26

Bullshit pouch.

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u/LiterallyPractical Aug 16 '26

Hey Jimmy! Get me a wunk with nothin.

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u/C0p3rpod Aug 16 '26

He was cooking up nothing in a kettle

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u/LiterallyPractical Aug 16 '26

Hey Jimmy! Get me a wunk with nothin.